Did you go to church today Jow Forums?
Did you go to church today Jow Forums?
Brandon Richardson
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Brody Adams
No, I did not waste my time doing pointless shit to appease you psyopathic invisible friend in the sky, nigger.
Chase Lewis
Yep, nice service.
Ethan Wood
No.
Closest Latin Mass Catholic church is 60 miles away. And under the old Catholic church, I couldn't go anyway. Under the new Catholic Church (Now contains 50% more Satan!) It's all "help the illegal alien MS13 members"!
Checked out the Missouri Synod Lutherans... sounded based but nope... Cucked assholes helping illegals thinking they can civilize them... no wonder they're dying out.
The Baptists would stone me for being a scientists.
I supposed I could ditch my pagan wife and go with the Latin Rite Catholicism...
Luis Thompson
No its a waste of time.
Jayden James
No, I'm white.
Carson Reyes
You go to form a social group, meet people of a like mind. Its for YOUR benefit, not Gods.
Tyler Williams
I leave for church in a couple of hours
Bentley Brown
My local Church actually turned me AWAY from God. I tried practicing by myself but it just got old and now I wanna call myself agnostic because I dont wanna be a fedoratipper.
Brayden Green
>worshipping a Jewish creation
Ryan Rodriguez
>Did you go to church today Jow Forums?
Gavin Williams
Jow Forums is our church.
Jayden Hernandez
Colton Lee
Aaron Peterson
Yes
Shut up brainlet
Jacob Watson
>go listen to pastor talk about refugees
get fucked
Eli Rogers
>go to church
>"Taking a ship with 700 niggers is the most Christian thing you can do goy!'
Church can go to fuck itself. Degenerates.
Jason Campbell
I'm not a Christian, but I'd let Christ-chan rape me.
Jaxon Parker
I'd definitely go to her (his) holy land
Elijah Cruz
Why would I worship someone who created niggers?
Zachary Lee
No.
Lincoln Wright
Levi Watson
I wish there was a point. Didn't socialize for like two centuries now
Robert Phillips
Funny how your god gets to decide what activity I have to do in order to meet people who hold disgusting ideas as truths.
I don't like the ideas you people think are good and I don't like your fucking religion.
Logan Roberts
every day you nogs go to church is another day you waste while the kikes build google into a left wing brainwashing machine. If you want to help christianity you might want to work on a redpilled search engine that doesn't filter search results looking for the kikes racism with wikipedia articles about how the genocide convention is fake and white genocide is totes a conspiracy by white supremacists.
Gavin Wilson
the Sabbath was yesterday and no-one observes it anymore and i don't want to be a hypocrite so no. plus they (the ones around me anyway) all preach the rapture which is a false doctrine, so again, no.
Jose Reyes
church staff is a bunch of bluepilled brainlets, so no
Matthew Wright
yes
Isaiah Rivera
Sorry I don't believe in the christian god
Brandon Jenkins
What brings you into these threads?
I went fishing and read my bible. That's what Jesus would do.
Joseph Cox
Nope/
Jackson Nelson
Yes
Jaxson Phillips
God's Peace be with you
Michael Anderson
Fuck no.
Levi James
>muh safe space
You retards need to catch flak. If your rhetoric was stronger, our society wouldn't be disintegrating. Learn to roll with the punches, instead of crying like a titty baby.
Juan Lewis
Threadly reminder that the jews in the Bible were the Judeans, not ashkenazi jews, who are khazars, and that whites are Gods chosen people
Liam White
I overslept unfortunately.
I need some help anyone, I’ve been trying to convey to Catholicism for a few months now but the church i’ve been going to isn’t having any classes for converts yet.
I live in the Dallas Texas area does anyone have any advice as to where I can go to attend these classes if they are open? Or should I just wait until the classes open up again?
Jonathan Gomez
I dont know how to help, but i wish you luck user
Ask your Church leaders how to be confirmed as a Christian
Jose Davis
Praise God for this thread.
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John Wilson
I ask the priest when the next classes were and he did not have a set date for that. I’ll probably have to wait a few more months perhaps but it’s ok I guess.
Grayson Mitchell
Sorry to hear that user, hope you can covert soon
Nathaniel Hill
I think you come here because you want to believe but are unable to make the leap yourself.
Nolan Murphy
I tried to get into a church to sleep because I am homeless, they told to fuck off and get a job.
Noah Howard
This
user be honest, what's holding you back?
Christianity literally tells of the creation of the universe (big bang, remember that the Bible metions how God's perception of time is different from ours), it tells of evolution (read between the lines in the story of Adam)
Look at Jay Dyers argument (i forgot what its called), how a god NEEDS to exist
Christianity makes the best case for the true religion based on all of this
See I know that jews are subverting the church, and we need to fight it
Christianity Isnt a multicultural religion, as it is told that God essentailly split humans into language (and therefor race) groups
If this sounds spergy its because its a phonepost
Justin Collins
Yes. I saw a priest fuck a little boy. Then, he came to his stage and opened his mouth, exposing the white goo and covered it immediately.
>Uhh, twoday we wern why bewing a fwag is bwad.
Grayson Ramirez
No. I have to work. I have to keep a roof over my sibilings heads. I know we have to keep the sabbath holy but Im sure God will understand.
Benjamin Walker
>homeless
>somehow posts on Jow Forums
Hows the library?
Joshua Gonzalez
Why do you deny the Science of Cultural anthropology?
Why do you listen to Jew memes and their lies?
Nolan Gonzalez
Based church! Which denomination?
Adrian Howard
Luis Ward
If you're dirt poor, sure.
Otherwise it's just greed.
Dylan Foster
yes
Ethan Sullivan
No but I fap to Christ Chan every sunday
Justin Turner
What a jewish post
Xavier Mitchell
REMINDER THAT FAPPING ON SUNDAYS IS FUCKED UP I HAVENT FAPPED ON SUNDAYS FOR 4 YEARS
Aaron Wood
Yes, it was glorious.
Let me share some nofap advice that I recently heard from a priest.
"Do you think porn is preparing you to be a better husband? Are they like training tapes?"
That was a powerful statement and it cut me deep. When you are think of it in that perspective, you really see the depravity and futility of it all.
Glory to God!
Aaron Martinez
Unironically, Yes.
My fist was so hard when fapping 4 times a day, my wife's vagina was no match. I could fuck her for hours with my magic stiffy and she loved it.
Jayden Price
No.
Charles Carter
this.
Logan Flores
Unless you have some pressing reason they are going to make you wait until Easter to be baptized and or confirmed Catholic. Don't stress, just enjoy going to mass. My advice is shop around for a Parish and RCIA program that you like. The RCIA classes will start in the fall in fill swing, so don't stress.
Also check out Masstimes dot org it's a great resource for finding mass times in your area.
Peace be with you!
Austin Hill
Ah, a scientist trying to back up utter nonsense.
Name one single historian who was alive at the time your jesus was supposedly alive and who wrote about him.
ONE.
Jordan Morales
No, I have some major pains in my back.
Josiah Rogers
I'm leaving for it in ten minutes.
Evan Green
Why are you throwing a non-sequitur at me and acting arrogant instead of ashamed of your logical fallacy?
I ask a question, you don't answer, make an ad hom, and then ask an irrelevant question to the issue.
And you think you're the smart one here?
Your chutzpah is showing rabbi.
John Perez
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
You are aware the New Testament was a variety of different books by different people writing about the same event, right?
Levi Reed
Yes.
Catholicism is totally pozzed. The whole sermon was about the beauty of diversity.
Fuck the 56% religion formally known as Catholicism.
Jacob Ortiz
You must be a miserable person. Your arguments are brainlet-tier and your angst won't give you any calm.
Andrew Anderson
Why do people say the King James Bible is the perfect English translation? I heard that it's not that accurate after all.
Anyone want to redpill me on the origins of the KJV?
John Rogers
No, I didn't go get brainwashed on how I need to accept immigrants because reasons.
>What brings you into these threads?
The fact that you've created it in my board.
Isaiah Robinson
And that is the problem with Lutheran and Baptist denominations... the KJB is the literal word of God. So, Unicorns and 7 days and stuff.
Jonathan Lee
No, because Father's Day - but I checked our church's website and found the readings for today's mass and read them aloud to my family at breakfast. Little sister thinks I'm nuts, mom dad and brother liked it.
Aiden Smith
yes and went to confession too, feels good man.
Ethan Martin
Why do people have to go to church to show their appreciation to God?
Angel Mitchell
That is not why people go to church.
They go to church to socialize, to find like minded folks. They go to church to learn the culture's standards of right and wrong.
And if you're Mormon or Jew, you go to plot how to extract money from the non-believers.
Carter Reyes
No. I'm Anarcho-Christian.
Mason Gutierrez
> they go to socialise
> they go to pickup some action with the laaaadies.
Jose Gomez
>Anyone want to redpill me on the origins of the KJV?
Space aliens converted the original bible on Mars after we made First Contact, and telepathically delivered the translation into King James's mind. King James then wrote the bible from his mind onto paper, and it was then reproduced on photocopiers time-transported from the 1980s in 1000s of copies for spread throughout medievil U.S.A.
Jacob King
It's like modern churchians never learned anything from the story of Babel.
God created the distinct nations, and kept them distinct for a reason.
Matthew Hughes
I went to church alright. Marijuana and violent porn. Some guy stretched his foreskin over another guys cock head.
It was gay porn.
Cameron Jones
I did, thanks for asking, fren.
Adam Wood
ofcourse not all the ones near me are demonic synagogues spewing forth vile affections and obsessions.
Matthew Martinez
L.C.M.S. families are at replacement fertility rate.
William Clark
Yes, just got back. Was pretty comfy desu.
Easton Robinson
They created themselves and their black skin is their punishment and visual symbol of generations and generations of unrepented sins. Dark = bad, light and white = good.
James Scott
No, modern church is degenerate.
Dominic Flores
Except god doesn't like anime or LGBT.
Jace Lopez
we are God's anime.
Xavier Rivera
>can't give me one name, the post.
Blake Taylor
Dominic Reed
Most of the churches near me are pretty left leaning and run by women. Do I attend them anyway?
David Lopez
Beat your harlot of a sister
Jayden Russell
No, because no white man with self respect would follow a god that mandated circumcision.
Joseph Wilson
God invents humans, humans invent anime, if god loves humans then god loves anime
Nicholas Butler
And they all contradict each other despite supposedly being witness to the same fantastic horseshit.
Can you give me a single person who was alive at the same time as your jesus who wrote about him and didn't have their writings wind up as self-referental proof of nonsense in your big book of lies? You know, like a historian? jesus was supposedly doing some really cool stuff back in the day, why didn't anyone write about him other than the niggers in your holy book, user?
Owen Hall
I only pray anymore. I pray this nightmare ends.
>Sometimes I think it's working
Thomas Martin
Based God watching our Kino unfold.
Oliver Price
No. Those are satanic.
Christopher Williams
You said "most" not "all," so go to one of them that isn't like that.
Landon Gray
>muh dik
Ryder Ross
>I can only take the Bible literally
Lmao imagine being this much of a brianlet. Just imagine it, lads