Come Home, White Man

Can I come visit and fertilize your wife?

You'll be having QT Amish girl orgies in no time.

you'll be fertilizing my cornfield

is there a how-to guide?

I bet $100 bucks that OP jerks off to porn and has no real job because he lacks basic skills. So much for "Christ's warriors" and the "vanguards of western civilization." While I'm not against becoming amish if that's what you really want to do, OP will likely taint the communities with his filth and laziness.

I like the way you think Amishnon.

Move nearby one of their communities and then befriend them at one of their markets before asking if they could take you to their church. Then give up your technology and find a job alongside them and you'll be seen as the next best thing to a person who was born into their community.

>if you can't stop being a hypocrite, then
you shouldn't even try to stop being one
user., you should kill yourself.

Are there any Amish communities in Britain?

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More Amish feet plz

She has man feet tho

no amish near me, so I'll have to raise my own church

Amish = basically the same thing as Mennonites and Hutterites in Canada.
But I think Britain had a closed-door policy to religious weirdos at the time they were emigrating. So no.

Imagine the smell.

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tfw would love to become Amish but learning Dutch has proven to be too difficult.

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A Christian life is the best life. Christian mothers are the best mothers.

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Fuckin off yourself you degenerate also that chick is hella ugly

I'm too corrupted by neo babylon to join them. Looks comfy though.

Bump

A few years ago I saw an elderly Amish couple use the self-checkout at the grocery store, are they allowed to do that? I wanted to say something.

dutch? i thought it was german?

Joining an Amish community is one of the hardest 'religions' to join. The way its done is to live in an area of other amish, adopt thier style of living, and after a while.. they will make contact with you & over a period of time if they feel you are a good fit, they will ask you to join their district.

>take you to their church
Amish dont have churches.

Yes.. But first are you sure they were Amish? There are lots of 'flavors' of Anabaptists.

Hey rabbi.

Luke 22:36
"if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."

Come on now - every Christian knows that....

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are jews allowed to join amish communities?

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Like a Farm. Amish country is weird but nothing out of the ordinary if you've ever been to a well run farm. And they really know how to run farms.

They tried when they had that horrible show "Amish mafia" or whatever the fuck it was called. The real Amish people told them to get the fuck out.

Someone ask Varg what he thinks of the Amish. It'll be interested because they do indeed lead simple lives and resist technology as Varg says yet they are Christcucks, which he hates.

Pennsylvanian Dutch

.... and?

The point was to buy a sword to be ABLE to defend yourself, yet to submit without fighting..

Jesus was proving a point about non-violence, and its a point that hard to prove without a weapon.

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Not dutch.. Deutsch, as in German

s-so you're saying there's a chance? Das isht Gud.

yeah take yourself back to the EU...get out of the Indian country

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The amish have it right. I wish I would have went and joined before I let this degenerate shithole destroy me and take my spirit.

Go my brothers, now... before it's too late

HA! amish bants are a rare genre

You aren't Native so you have to go to Africa.

who knew that jesus christ was actually a primitivist nazi

>i want to be less technically advanced than an average african

Shit tier copouts relying upon a strong host nation to survive whilst giving nothing in return, they are just orthodox jews

they painted my house and replaced my roof with better quality than what the mexican shitskins can do
they also don't get social security and keep their communities close knit and look after each other

They are christcucks. They don't even own guns and are not interested in self-defence. They practice agriculture, not permaculture. They reject technology unlike Varg, who uses technology if it aids in self-sufficiency and survival.

He probably would despise them.

Thier lifestyle is not driven by the hatred of technology.

The live a lifestyle as free from a 'controlling' influence from outsiders as possible. Many amish dont use electricity because its something they can not produce or attain -- so by using the 'grid' they are at the influence of the people who produce the electricity. This is why some Amish communities use electric items -- as long as they have a generator to produce the electricity.

M A X I M U M C U T E

LMAO and which of the 100+ constantly migrating and/or warring tribes gets what land you stupid nigger?

I really hate that your Jewish masters taught you how to parrot their propaganda in ebonics.

i grew up in a mennonite neighborhood in southern brazil. my family on my mother's side consists of pure blood german mennonites. my only non-european blood is the 1/8 native american i got. i can pass as german. i saw a great deal of real cute young mennonite girls at my cousin's wedding recently. maybe i should consider it. there are only a few ethnically pure congregations left though, and the services are really bad. cringeworthy modern worship music. maybe i should just go catholic.

OP is full of shit but I am a Lancaster PA native and my businesses pad net is Amish

AMA

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Supposed to read “business partner”

how much do the drivers that transport the amish make?
when my house was being redone they had a driver that sat in the driveway all day doing nothing looks like a comfy job

>Look up local mennonite church
>see pic related
>also refugees welcome signs

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>how much do the drivers that transport the amish make?
UberAmish

Great question. $1 per mile in regular vehicle and $1.25 - $1.50 pulling a trailer

what game would a Kennedy play?
> imo wolfenstein

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You Mennonites are a weird bunch. You settle in the most random countries.
>pic related
Jalisco women of Mexico are descendants of Dutch Mennonite migrants.

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>any Amish communities in Britain?
The paedo police state wouldn't put up with people doing their own thing, bringing up their kids in their own way. The social services would seize the kids, and local government civil servants would shut down the farms for not conforming to bullshit regulations. Go West, Young Man!

So so right in regards to the mennonites. They are freakshows. They make the Amish look like everyday run of the mill folk

Amish women are ugly

>hurr durr i couldn't live without muh technology

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Says the guy on the internet,

also OP said they are still allowed internet but there is probably a limit, probably get the boot for a high power gaming PC unless you made it look like shit.

Also Wheels are the devils tool!

Dating a Russian Mennonite girl who grew up in the church, but stopped going as much. Best gf I've ever had. Loves traditional values, sweet, submissive, wants to have lots of kids, naturally maternal, woke on immigration from 3rd world, laughs at leftists. She's a gem. Would recommend dating German girls from that community. Marriage material.

bump

And give everything else away to nonwhites? Fuck no

Based.