PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 80s EDITION /ptg/

Trump will not win in 2020.

state AWOOS, report!

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>Call dad
>He didn't pick up

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These people are seriously starting to push this bible shit
Do they really think anyone religious is going to believe them?

Why are you not ranching /ptg/?

youtube.com/watch?v=3J4tw2OCJzk

>STONE MET WITH A RUSSIAN NATIONAL THAT PROVES COLLUSION
>“You don’t understand Donald Trump,” Stone recalled saying before rejecting the offer at a restaurant in the Russian-expat magnet of Sunny Isles, Fla. “He doesn’t pay for anything.”
>rejected the offer

What did (((they))) mean by this?

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Post more from today?

whats up with that pedo's face?

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if kek blesses this post, that means that the Cosmic Awoo is the same spirit that the ancient norse referred to as Fenrir. And each post helps her get unchained.

stop trying to cock block your dad user

I'd call my dad, but I don't think he gets service in hell.

All good fathers call the mother of their children a whore.

stop with pagan shit

I cant find the number for heaven

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Fenrir isn't powerful enough to be the Cosmic Awoo.
Cosmic Awoo can not be bound by anything.

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C O L O N I Z E D.

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80% of the time it works every time

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made this for you fren

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Defend this right now.

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HAHAHA fuck. I love Norm. If there's anymore please keep going.

Denied Fenrirfag! The Cosmic Awoo is her own entity and is stronger.

>implying /ptg/ isn't a place open to metaphyiscal studies

out, post-modernist.

This Father's day I'd like to raise a glass of tequila to all daddies in Mexico who DIDN'T pack their kids into a shady drug connected coyote's van to try to break into a country.

Law abiding fathers, we salute you.

ow god, can we just surrender to the Russians already. kek

I thought Thomas Paine was gonna 'sill everything' after IG report came out
he deleted those tweets and said nothing

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>This is all Trump's fault!

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There's no way this guy does not browse Jow Forums

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Why are your fathers dead, are you all fucking boomers or some shit?

My dad lives in the US, so I never see him. ;_;

wow that thing is totally destroyed, I wish I could've saw that thing flip around

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>odin bound the wolf to a female form, to render him harmless.
>glimir is a thin silken thread.
>tranny posting in current year + 3

really activates my almonds awoo

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Peter Strzok, who said he wanted to stop Trump from being president, was the lead FBI special agent on the Clinton email matter and then moved over onto the Russia investigation as well. Both investigations have been irredeemably compromised.

And he is now going to testify without immunity OR 5th Amendment.

Try to convince me he hasn't been given full criminal immunity

How didn't it kill all of them?

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Well I bet that the Cosmic Awoo doesn't want Fenrir to be bound, that's for sure.

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DIN

Some of them were in seatbelts, most of them weren't as it was way over capacity.

love Norm

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Why does he have a wad of silly putty on his face?

who knows
for all i know he was probably high on cocaine when he tweeted those

WAIT UNTIL SHE HEARS ABOUT AFRICAN & ME CULTURES

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He is fucked no matter what so any chance to plead his case is to his benefit

WALL OR NOTHING AT ALL

I really get tired of you Trump shills sometimes. I was just thinking how fun it would be to catch you pricks irl. But I would probably go to jail for murder desu. I am 213lbs of muscle on a 5‘10.27“ frame. I was captain of the wrestling team in highschool. Pretty confident I could seriously hurt you pencil necks, so better off the way it is. If I saw you in my town though I am not sure I could resist pounding your faces in. Anyway, can you weak faggots talk about something other than how great Orange Julius is?

If magic repeating numbers the answer is yes the Cosmic Awoo does want the lesser wolf bound.

Me too, he was the best part of Saturday Night Live and now he's great on Mike Tyson Mysteries

Even on his birthday the emperor does all he can to protect his lands
Here he is in Colossus form protecting best Carolina

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Breaking News: His father is also FBI

You think you're hot shit, dontcha you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Jock Sturges Institue of Fine Art, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fundraisers for Haitian orphanages/pizza shops, and I have over 300 confirmed ritual sacrifices.

I am trained in spirit cooking and I’m the top pizza procurer in the entire Democratic party. You are nothing to me but just another hot shit. I will sacrifice you to Baphomet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Jay-Z will be in attendance.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pederasts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your immortal soul. You’re fucking spirit cooked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sacrifice you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare cock.

Not only am I extensively trained in ritual sacrifice, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Democratic Party donors list and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little nazi. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fresh breast milk mixed with fresh sperm milk and sprinkle fresh morning urine all over your nightmare dreams and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking spirit cooked, kiddo.

Sadness consumes my soul, dark is my mood.

No.

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non-gets never mean anything.

he mad.

Lads how do we make American Motorcycles great again? We have trash like Harley, overpriced nonsense like Indian, and memes like Zero. How do we get naked, sport, dualsport, and adventure bikes made in America, by Americans?

Most likely w vengeful parent cut/burned it off the first time he got caught

>yfw Mueller report is released during a swing seat election during midterms
:v)

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Norm shitting on all those hacks. Love it.

that's not how it works.

Your wolf is never going to be unbound.

>breaking the law by coming here illegally means they did nothing wrong
god i hope the house invokes Motion to vacate on his ass

>Stupid faggot literal who eceleb nigger says stupid shit
I'm shocked, god knows why the fuck they get posted.

Because he didn’t mean to do anything wrong
So he’ll be let off with an early retirement and Wray will give sensitivity classes

Steve Kang and some others are "considering" it.

>he took my advice

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>now he's great on Mike Tyson Mysteries
What?

I blame Islam.

>changing the pasta to 5’ 10”
You have to do at least 6’ you fucking king of manlets
Go back to the drawing board

>he doesn't believe in The Great HAPPENING

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>Orange Julius
almost as good as cheetolini

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Yeah whatever
Consideration means shit in DC

>great on Mike Tyson Mysteries
Norm AND big Mike?
Time to fucking binge!

well obviously. if fenrir ever gets loose he will eat the sun and the moon.
>he is the nothing.

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Why is AJ talking about a plague?

DU

N E V E R E V E R
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There was a confirmed case in Idaho

Of course. King is bluffing.

Remember Gina haspel? Lmao I love how there is nothing about her anymore. Top Spook.

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It's a scooby-doo like cartoon on Adult Swim where he (an talking pigeon), Mike Tyson, his adopted Chinese daughter, and a ghost solve mysteries.

youtube.com/watch?v=WhL3nax-Zhs

Shit is happening in China like all good plagues

He voices a hedonistic foul-mouthed pidgeon

More like those are all the people from those countries buying them
We didn't qualify so nobody is going to buy world cup jerseys that don't exist for the US team

>Henry Winkler

Damn, another person to scratch off my 'cool' list.

Happy father's day from the mini maverick, /ptg/

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Even the cuckservatives are waking up.

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