Who says no?
Who says no?
Why not balkanize even further into city states desu?
>New Afrika
More like send them to Liberia.
Newfoundland is part of New England or its own country.
No part of Canada can remain. All Canadians must be eradicated.
Give Nunavut to Alaska. We want their uranium
It should unironically be Wakanda.
This would be my ideal world. Big nations and states is where civilization started to fall, I want my small city to be independent and protect its borders.
A city state is an ideal state
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Fuck that gay shit, watch this.
Stuff like this is why I can't say the Pledge of Allegiance anymore; "indivisible," no, can't do it.
As much of a boner that might give me, unfortunately annexing Canada would give them the right to vote.
Why can’t we go back to the good old days when you could annex territory and then make the occupants earn their right to vote?
US should use her global hegemony for bullying the rest of the world into balkanization, then the US should herself be dismateled. In this scenario, there would be no nation states, just city states and small regions.
>giving Colorado and Northern Arizona to the spic horde
shit map
Understandable but I Ontario's current election and trumps policy on illegals would probably pull it into our favor.
But territories would make it easier
In a perfect world...
Saved, got a good laugh out of this one. Best US Balkanization map I’ve seen.
An absolute train wreck. Looks like Europe.
>northwest front (Isreal)
>Silicion Valley (China)
>All the fucking corn
>Neo Liberia (cock shape)
>Mexican Drug Cartels (C*nada)
OH GOD MY FUCKIDN SIDES
>the shit part of Mexico becomes Mexico
Jajajaj, i live there btw. I can understand that the north states constantly talk about wanting to separate themeselves from us
White America should split from Black America because they can't have a future together.
I’ve never seen such a perfect map
In reality it will probably be a bunch of warlords roaming around. A few of them could eventually join and create an army strong enough to seize everything.
The US military's loyalty and equipment seems like a wildcard. I'm not sure many of the personnel are going to stick around to help put down domestic disturbances.
Specialists - like jet pilots, etc may well just walk (?)
>no independent Appalachia
>no Cajun homeland
>no Acadian homeland
Totally useless. Disregarded utterly.
Good plan. Why has nobody on Jow Forums thought of such a sensible, elegant plan?
And what kind of autistic horseshit is THIS?!
>checks flag
Oh the cringe.
Agreed. We based snowfrogs must be free from the rest of (((Canada)))
Quebec is such a pain, nobody will want to deal with you. You'll probably finally go free.
5 years later you'll be bankrupt and destitute.
Where the fuck is North Jefferson, West Jersey, and Little Somalia (Minnesota)?
>idaho in exile
>inner alaska (also russia)
made me chuckle
Don’t want Manitoba thanks.
Québec going bankrupt on its own is a meme pushed by (((them))) to keep us afraid of separating. But we're breaking the conditioning, the nationalist right-wing government set to win the October election wants to reduce the payment we get from the federal government
Make it like this. If you look close enough you'll find the state of McDonald
Based South Carolina
Youre life must be exciting
Idk man, it looks too unstable, if that were to happen, the chinks might take advantage and invade your territory.
It's a joke, I don't want that. And I certainly don't wanted to ruin the most aesthetic borders in the history of mankind
Not done yet, but it's better than the current map
>Neo Liberia muh dik shape
what the fuck is north star