> Why havent you joined the Marines, user?
The Marines
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JSOC does all the real work.
I'm scared of Juba, The Baghdad Sniper. I think I'll just stay at home.
>why arent you fighting for Greatest Ally™ goy?
Dont you wanna piss on the bodies of dead muslims?
That faggot is dead.
But I already did mr.dataminer, interesting times but I can't help but feel like my current health problems are tied to my service.
> " Waaaaa! I have curent health problems and the Marines are to blame!!"
Fag
because I passed the ASVAB
> pic related
You fight to protect THIS society?
Lol wat a faget.
I've met lots of Vets who told me they weren't fighting for what they thought they were fighting for.
And you just made Muslims a protected class in America, why would I go overseas to fight them when all they have to do is get a visa to come here and you protect them?
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>Why havent you joined the Marines, user?
Because Army is better.
What a stupid fucking meme. It must have been made by a liberal
Fucking dude. I'm so glad the guy in OP's picture is on our side.
Because
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I'll enlist, sure, but I don't think I want to go infantry.
Faggot, people should understand before they jump into a contract with the military that you may be injured and develop health conditions. It happens and I don't expect sympathy for my stupid mistakes but if you join the military especially the marines where everyone is a gung ho tard you may have a poor quality of life later on.
Because I got a 98 on the asvab
Good men wasted on a terrible cause...
Don't worry Pablo, when you deploy I'll make sure someone who understands military service can watch over your wife instead of jody. I'm sure she'll appreciate how relatable I would be to you.
If you’re a pussy
You should be gassed, fag
Because I'm Canadian
> if you kill your enemy, they win
Shut the fuck up, Justin.
Because I don't want my head shaved and screamed at
I honestly would. I've been on a waiting list for over a year here while they recruit more womyn.
Bruh, I'm literally living in USAF dorms right now.
Thr army is litterally full of closet homosexuals.
>dying for Israel
LOL!!! You fags litterally have a waiting list? Hahahahaha!!!!
could just mean they have enough troops for their goals. better than the alternative. the women part is gay though.
> waaaaaa! I got asthema while in the military! Uncle sam please take care of me!
Fatty. Put down the fork then you can breathe better.
too intelligent
i got a 61 :v)
>I'm a muhreen
>once a muhreen always a muhreen
>uncle sams misguided children
> I love shooting dumb had his!
> yeah I've already had 3 marriages but muh brotherhood
>what do you mean your leaving me for someone who is actually there instead of fighting for your country babe!?
>at least I'm a muhreen
>AYE AYE SSGT SUCK DICK AYE SIR!
Enjoy listening to shitskins your whole career tard.
Does this Roasties have qt feets?
Ive already deployed. 4 times. Plus my wife is mkre racist than me and her dad flys a confederate, and american flag in his yard. My family is just fine, thank you for your concern tho.
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I encourage more wypipo to waste their lives by joining the military.
I did, and the most noteworthy thing I did during my deployment to Afghanistan was spending the entire time wanking to pregnant Anne Frank porn.
Whew 4 times, that's a lot of dicks you don't know bro.
so your wife is your sister?
>pissing on the bodies of dead muslims
t. JIDF
>Yes goyim, put your second dog tags in your boots so we can add you to our total k/d when the rest of you gets blown up.
On a more serious note I had a leg surgery that MEPS wouldn't waiver.
Because my parents were both in the Air Force and they said not to join the military.
no, but your father’s was
the timeless, and hilarious, joke of all southerners being into incest. maybe they just hate niggers, instead of sucking their cocks like faggot city "people"
MMMM
CRAYONS
I prefer the sound of muslims choking ln their own blood
I'm not a class traitor and also I can't do a pull up
sign me up, I cant wait to die for Israel so they can put a central bank in NK like they have in SK.
>wanting to be front line fodder until the brass gets their shit together and come up with a long time plan and mobilizes the actual military like the army.
If you want to actually do something go coast guard
>Dont you wanna piss on the bodies of dead muslims?
Id rather piss on a pile of dead Jews, but hey Im just looking to go after bad guys. Last time I checked it wasnt muslims who took over our news, social media, or the Fed, it was Jews.
What language?
Ashton?
American cucks dying for Israel zogs, no thank u.
I got a 99 and I’m an active Marine eat fucking shit
Wow. What a waste of intelligence.
Lol half the people in the military are hooked on opioids. I encourage more wypipo to join the military.
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> "I serve to protect my country"
>proceeds to die for Israel
I'm sure your family will miss you when niggers rape your lonely wife and geriatric boomer father.
Lmfao! Join the military wypipo! Kill the shitskins and your soul!
“With more than half of veterans who participated in conflicts in the Middle East reporting they experience chronic pain, it's no surprise that many are prescribed opiates to help them manage their pain -- but that can lead to opiate addiction.”
why do you say this, and i heard it was harder to get into?
>waaaa!!! You hate muslims so youre a jew!!!
I hope a biological cuck weapon goes off and wipes Gerministan off the map
"The left can't meme" - the post
what about the QTs? they dont all want muslims. cant destroy all of that premium aryan genetics.
Congrats wypipo! Feed that bloodlust Nordic terminator. Watch out for karma — 50% are opioid addicted...22 suicides per day.
Because there is no money in it.
Chekkked for anti zog truth.
>marines where everyone is a gung ho
that's EXACTLY what you need in a fighting force if you want to win. Everything else is just fluffy bs.
Why dont you like muslims?
I won't die for Israel
Because I'm not a high school failure on their last option before flipping burgers.
>inb4 white trash/minority welfare queens claiming they have 3 degrees and are better than me for "fighting for my freedoms (wasting my money)"
Literally don't care about the middle East and would like to move on and develop life skills beyond blindly sucking dick and shooting literal who's. There is literal shitskins marauding your home land and you would rather go halfway around the world to someplace you have nothing to gain to pretend your a badass. I'll just develop my community and family, enjoy your zog overlords fag.
I'm 18 and graduating high school on saturday. Planning on enlisting in the Marine Corps and serving my country
Shwack those shitskins and show no mercy
they said i was too old
Why enlist and fight in a foreign shit hole country that we have no business being in no matter what branch of the military it is? Especially when white straight christian men and their values are ridiculed more than ever in the United States these days. I would join to fight if the U.S. was actually physically being attacked, but as of now no.
>there is no need for dah milutaree bcuz were are not at war
Because marines are literally the dregs of society pulled together as a fighting force. They have shit logistics, handmedown equipment, terrible officer corps, sociopathic Noncoms and daily living in the corps during peace time is awful because you will have a gaping ass wound from the Green weenie until you actually ship off to fleet, where you will spend most of your time grabbing ass until you actually have to do something. Of course, all of their reputation is undeserved, because most of the other branches did heavy lifting for them.
The reserves are something else entirely; they're even worse than a national guard unit if you can even think about it.
You must be a 16 year old nigger or something because you lack common sense
how old?
Crayon eater marines have been around for awhile, boomer.
about to turn 30 in a few months
Wake me up when ripe-wang muzzie target practice FREEDUM squads become Right-wing gallows operating justice squads
did 9 years. 3 pumps to helmand. 1 boat trip. best fucking job i ever had. 2004-2013 0331/0231
The marines have always won their operations so try again
well correction, i tried joining when i just turned 29
Got denied military service due to health concerns.
>Why haven't you joined the Israeli defense force, user?
Good one cletus. Please waste some more tax payer dollars and use the GI Bill to get an education and make something of yourself instead of being a life long welfare queen.
i think the cut off is like 34-35. even then they can make an exception. might be different for marines though. that "american sniper" dude was like 30 when he joined.
> Latuff
Sounds like a French muslim. Pathetic. Liberal mudlim trash deserve the chamber.
>"""won"""
I have no desire to fight for the foreign detachment of the mexican army that is now the US Marine corps.
Because i lost my left foot in an automobile accident.
You don't know what a welfare queen is Mr. I live in mommy's basement, give me tendies now