Jow Forums why aren't you a RUSSIABOO yet?

>biggest country in the world with badass animals like eagles bears and tigers
SICK!!
>super cool president who used to be a soviet spy and knows judo
AWESOME!!
>government abuses the rights of gay people
BASED!
>beating your wife recently decriminalized by reduced sentences
ROASTIES BTFO!
>russian orthodox church is the most uncucked version of christianity
FUCK YEAH!
>natalia poklonskaya
HNNNNG!!!
>gopniks squating around smoking cigarettes and getting drunk whenever they want
URRRRA!
>shit ton of nuclear ICBMs that can blow up the whole fucking planet if they want to
TEST ME NIGGA!
>all jews banned from entering russia. not a single jew in the country since the collapse of soviet
1488!!!
>badass mean mugging russian dudes that WILL kick your ass if you disrespect them
CYKA BLYAT!
>beat USA to all the first space discoveries except the (((moon))) and still does more space stuff than USA
COSMOS BUDYET NASH MOTHERFUCKER!
>NO FUCKING NIGGERS!
SHEEEEEEEIT!
>muslims absolutely KEKED and under control at all times
DEUS VULT!!!
>cyberpunk looking city scapes that look like STALKER
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!

need i go on Jow Forums?? seriously why aren't you a russiaboo yet, are you gay or just retarded?

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I'm quite anxious that you might actually convince some of your Amerimutt friends to move to "le based Russia" with this low quality bait.

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+1 Creativity

>bait
nice try SHLOMO JEWBERGSTEIN but i am being 100% unironically serious and i plan to move to the motherland myself. i'm gonna live in a dacha in saint petersburg and fug top tier qt devochkas so go suck the blood out of a circumcized dick, shekelmaster!

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T.I.G.E.R.S.

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Cause Merica, fuck you traitor, you don't deserve to live in Russia as a coward, stay here and fight off the Jews with your fellow countrymen goyim.

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>+1 Creativity
butthurt nemets is mad because BASED STALIN liberated the berlin frauleins with his BIG RUSSIAN ХУЙ! how does it feel to be half russian, rape babby?? deutchland eternally btfo!
>T.I.G.E.R.S.
poland? moarliek "pwnedland" amirite? russia PARTITIONED you fags like a motherfucking FAT32 hard drive, kurwa bitch! AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA)))))))))))))

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Ivan found a US proxy. But the effort value literally gives away low quality bait. At times like these. I really hate proxies

glow in the dark CIA state department soros NATO fags are here. +$15 jew controled IMF petro kike dollars deposited into your accounts, fashisti pindosi western shills!!! smrt ameriki! slava putinu!

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great thread OP

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based

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BASED RUSSIA! this thread is fucking awesome. i am not OP samefagging. i am a unique individual Jow Forums user with intetest in the subject matter

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im a russiaboo

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I've always been a Russiaboo, they have similar climate, hockey is their main sport if i'm not mistaken, they have like 10 nice looking cities, some of the hottest women in the world. If i could fucking learn Russian i would also try to find a way to move there but I have no idea how. I know Russia has a foreign legion in which you can earn citizenship that way, but again I've had Russians and slavs tell me it's very hard to learn the language.

been to russia several times and fucking loved it

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the language is hard but nothing is impossible. i can understand more or less everything now after 3 years of studying it but writing grammatically correct is still a huge challenge

Russia is literal non-white muslim churkaland ruled over by 200 jewish oligarchs and a manlet puppet for the aforementioned jewish oligarchs.

butthurt estonian is butthurt

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All hail the emperor
Death to the atheist west

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Make money. Invest into property you can get your residency and citizenship.
Russian language is not difficult if you are familiar with any language that has male/female genders with case changes. If English is your only language then yes it will be difficult to grasp many concepts such as when to correctly use the verbs for motion and why actions change nouns or numbers change depending on counts.
But it is not impossible. If you want to see it another way, learning Russian helps open up learning Spanish as a lanagauge of just learning new vocabulary, or if you know Russian opens up ability to speak with everyone from Eastern Europe to some degree.
Learn the language. It helps you understand their culture. I've spent a better of 4 years studying.

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