SPACE FORCE CONFIRMED
WERE GOIN TO FUCKIN MARS LADS
SPACE FORCE CONFIRMED
Christopher Watson
Anthony Reyes
thank you space warriors
Mason Anderson
I'm enlisting
I've always wanted to be a Space Shuttle door gunner
Nathaniel Reyes
I can finally be a space marine
Joseph Thompson
Didn't Trump say he wanted to go back to the moon? What happened with that? Why haven't we gone back but somehow they decide to mine it?
Isaac Sanders
Just started reading Starship Troopers. God this really is the best timeline.
Henry Scott
we /spacemarines/ now
Isaiah Wilson
Well lads, time for us to get the fuck out of Dodge!
Ryan Morgan
Space wolves checking in
Blake Lewis
Forgot to drop commie flag from shitposting
Chase Sanchez
RIGHTFUL AMERICAN CLAY
Ian Brown
Like Ur-anus!
Cameron Miller
fuck Im jelly. I would enlist day 1
Isaiah Martin
God this makes my dick hard
Gabriel Perez
This
Sebastian Long
This is unironically the most based thing Trump has done yet.
Anthony Flores
Oh yeah.
Luke Myers
Oh shit, can we ginally militerize space? Can we have Project Orion ships and tell the rest of the globe to suck it?
Brayden Howard
I thought he said the military was broken.
Samuel Nguyen
Where do I sign up to be an ODST?
Leo Carter
>mfw reading Trump's space force.
Time to hit the gym and get myself ready. Already cycling, have stam.
Cooper Cooper
Faggot wolf fuckers.
Grey Knights reporting for duty.
Cooper Perez
>Trump will make Space Marines a thing
Holy shit.
Adam Nelson
No one is going anywhere goys, enjoy paying taxes for "Mars", topkek
Gabriel Barnes
>Forgot to drop commie flag from shitposting
... maybe you should just stop doing that, then.
"I only fuck men ironically" doesn't make you any less of a faggot.
Nathaniel Harris
Jace Watson
bbbut muh concentration camps tho
Jacob Martin
Is this Barron Trump's final form?
Ryder Ross
I would also like to be an ultramarine
Sebastian Morales
yea right like they'd let you operate terminator armor. You probably get drafted into the imperial guard as a human bomb
Joshua Brown
We're fixing it
with SPAAAAAACE
Adrian Thompson
Yeah but you dont get to faggot subhuman
William Foster
no your going to die in a gutter starving. rich people are going to mars to die from poor planning and meteor storms (atmosphere to thin to stop anything due to a super weak magnetic field incapable of fending off the solar wind)
Anthony Parker
Calm it bucko.
Inquisition rolling in
Connor Murphy
There are no niggers or kikes on Mars, unlike the boats the Germans are dumping on your soil for you to pay taxes for. I'd say, unequivocally a better deal.
Carson Mitchell
Kind pointless considering we don't have the technology to do space battles.
Angel Gomez
Well, looks like it's time to emigrate to the US. Thanks for the sign Trump!
Adam Ortiz
Hey if the Greeks can make a space-worthy Bireme let them come along.
Hunter Gomez
fuck yeah space marines!
Samuel Reyes
Faggots and subhumans are the only people who enlist in your military though. If anything you should be glad I would show up as a normal person.
Christian Clark
We've had one for sometime supposedly. Nice of Trump to make it official.
Henry Morris
Emperor Trump, my body is yours. Do with it what you will, and bestow upon me the strength to exact justice upon your enemies.
James Jenkins
Joseph Murphy
Kill your reddit self
No brown faggots allowed then, build your own space marines so we can fuck you up, you dumb niggers
Sebastian Carter
As apparently a subhuman, I'd welcome you along. Your food is badass, your music is p.okay, and your church is based. Solid 8/10, plus 2 for keeping kebab out of West for so long as the last vestige of the Roman empire.
Carter Flores
When this goes live, the US Military will have the most volunteers they’ve ever had in history. Honestly, this brings a tear to my eye. God Bless Donald Trump.
Adrian Rodriguez
>Only argues one side all the time
Youre just mad because you fall for the b8
John Wood
God I hope they take 30 year olds
Dominic Martinez
>he doesnt ironically take on multiple schizophrenic troll identities with different sets of opinions and writing styles
what's the point of Jow Forums if not for this wtf man i've been coming here for 9 years and i thought everyone does this
Austin Bennett
fucking lame until somebody else gets strong enough to compete with us up there. Bring back the USSR.
Eli Perry
Nathan Hernandez
Im whiter than 56% percent of your population.
dont you have fireguard duty or something to do right now?
Liam Robinson
We can't even construct a simple border wall. We will never reach Mars this century.
Jaxson Edwards
You niggers are going to get BTFO.
Jeremiah White
All jokes aside though. The United States cannot have it's own space force. Here is why: Article 1 Section 8 of the US Constitution
>To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
>To provide and maintain a Navy;
Now the constitution does not allow for an independent armed forces. However, the Space Marines if that is what they will be called, who knows, can fall under the Department of the Navy like the Marine Corps does now.
William Ross
>WE'RE STAR BRIGADE NOW BITCHES!!!
Austin Williams
Leo Rogers
>is jelly he doesnt get to go to space with the humans
Carson Russell
Holy shit he said "Separate but equal'
Kek
Juan Ortiz
>only fucks one gender all the time
You're just mad you're a faggot.
Shitting up your own home makes you a nigger. Because that's what niggers do. A niggerfaggot is all you will ever be, and you seem to be proud of it.
Julian Baker
I was being convivial, not cool. You can't come to space anymore. Other Greeks are still ok though.
Juan Brooks
You know this is a distraction to get away from Mulluers investigation righ? Is Pol really this blind?
Charles Cook
>reptilian race of kikeniggers isn’t already here, psychically raping humanity
We’ve already got our enemy, user. All that’s left is to deliver them the final Shoah.
Levi Reed
Born at the right time in history.
Jaxson Howard
All I ever wanted was the truth
Matthew Adams
First opening is best opening. fucking fight me
Hunter Peterson
>Your food is badass
s o y as fuck m8
Michael Morgan
will you accept manlets ? thanks asking for a friend
Luis Jackson
hey if you're gonna be a pussy about it maybe I dont want to come after all
Cameron Edwards
We unironically need this. Any real military confrontation between superpowers in the 21st century is going to involve space war. If China or Russia wanted to first strike the US they would blow up our satellites to do as much damage to GPS and global surveillance as possible. Plus if we want to start looking at moon bases and stuff we're going to have a need for security infrastructure and expertise.
Jordan Long
SPARTAN PROJECT WHEN?!?
Gabriel Wright
Gyros are good, famalamb. I stand by my statement.
Gabriel Martin
Even a shit job like trackball shield mover I'd enjoy
Charles Russell
Hudson Sullivan
fuck mars 10,000 year job!
John Phillips
>mfw I will kill all dusters
Asher Davis
>the mueller probe is anything other than child sacrificing kikes reeeeing that they’re losing their supply of adrenochrome
Elijah Davis
Everyone ITT thinks they are going to be accepted into the Space Force.
Topkek
You guys are a bunch of fat faggots who would have heart attacks from the G force from liftoff alone.
Fuck off, only harddick motherfuckers like me and other veterans are going to be allowed in.
Thomas Lopez
i hope i dont end up like one of these guys
Daniel Taylor
Good banter, you can come again. Can you recite tales of the Trojan war on the way up for entertainment?
Parker Fisher
For the first time in human history, manlets will be the highest priority due to lower mass per pilot. Your golden age is coming, Manlito.
Jacob Robinson
he's making meme's a reality.
Asher Gonzalez
WE GOIN TO SPACE BOYS
Robert Scott
Are you a hero? My mom said you were a hero. Thank you for your service.
Thomas Harris
>Can you recite tales of the Trojan war on the way up for entertainment?
at the drop of a hat, Homer is a separate subject in our schools
Zachary Wood
CAN I GET A GREEN CARD TO BE SPESS MUHRINE
Dominic Taylor
Galactic Lebensraum.
Nathan Fisher
Dying for ZOG in space? SIGN ME UP!
Dylan Ward
>mars
we should try moon first
Kevin Martinez
There is a space weapons treaty. Someone should have told Drumpf this would lead to nothing cool
William Reed
There is a still muslin ban in the USA. You won't get in
Joseph Flores
stay on the bridge that way if you die its just a flash of white
Evan Rogers
>mfw Adeptus Astartes in my lifetime
Dylan Evans
I'M DOING MY PART
Jack Young
>SPACE FORCE CONFIRMED
The Constitution does not allow for the creation of either of an "Air Force" or a "Space Force" as independent military branches.
Put the both under the Army, where they belong.
Brandon Stewart
>SPACE FORCE
Holy fuck it's happening
Dominic Perry
Is this the famous German humour I've heard about?
Hudson Johnson
You mean Navy. Hooahs can’t be trusted with such an operation.
Elijah Wright
>I can't be a space pirate
>but I can be a space marine
LETS GO BOYS FUCK THE LITTLE GREEN MEN
Justin Evans
There are no germans left in Germany dummy!