Jesus was a socialist

>"Kill the farmers and starve your own people." - Jesus Christ

>flipped his shit over Jewish moneylenders setting up shop in a temple
>"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
Are you sure about that?

He was a voluntary collectivist. He didn't advocate for the Roman government to threaten you with jail time if you didn't pay taxes, he advocated telling the nobles/politicians to screw off while the people progress and share without them. Ancaps and Authoritarians on both sides aren't following Jesus's message

So why did the money loving Jews killed him then?

>food scarcity
How many people starved to death in America before foodstamps?

youtube.com/watch?v=VpPDVqMltx8

>>flipped his shit over Jewish moneylenders setting up shop in a temple
Because they should not have had their businesses in the temple
>>"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
but with God all things are possible

If this was true abraham wouldnt have made it to heaven. Its clear that rich means putting money before god

Fair enough. He's still a socialist though without the authoritarian part, whether that's possible in practice is another issue. He definitely wasn't a capitalist, that's for damn sure.

>socialists dont love money

>How many people starved to death in America before foodstamps?
What the fuck does that have to do with Jesus?

BLM GO HOME, ASK OBAMANATION WHERE WAKANDA IS 13TH floor better run.

>Because they should not have had their businesses in the temple
The typical evangelicals in America put money before god. Their churches are basically businesses so how is that in line with the example Jesus set? Anyways the point is that Jesus wasn't a capitalist.

You sure?

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Jesus never existed.

Socialism is authoritarian. It requires a government and a police force to paying your share mandatory.

>He definitely wasn't a capitalist
There are plenty of righteous people in the bible that make their livings "owning the means of production"

youtube.com/watch?v=_NPqxrZUaFk

White men where always in America black foot neanderthal are dumb. Pocahontas

What does food scarcity have to do with socialism?

except he said that the rich will have an extremely hard time reaching heaven and that the poor are blessed

>whether that's possible in practice is another issue
Fuck man I wish people could read the whole fucking sentence but i guess that's too much to ask for Amerimutts.

I'm not trying to see he was a communist. Whatever Jesus was predates the ideas of Capitalism, Socialism, or Communism anyways so trying to attribute him to one of these ideologies is pointless.

No he said rich people cant get into heaven without God
Just like poor people

Giving out food to the masses who need it? What's that sound like to you??

>implying socialists arent using the poor to gain power

>didnt steal it from the rich

>"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."
I'm curious how you twisted that passage to mean what you claim it means.

>It's true though.
No he wasn't. A commie would not tell others to "Give to Caesar what is his, and give to God what is for God"

Can a camel fit through the eye of a needle? No? Then rich people can't go to heaven. And jesus' definition of rich was owning anything

>who need it?
Who in America has ever needed food?

read the next verse

He made bread from nothing idiot.

Hilarious.

>He made bread from nothing idiot.
Not because they were starving because they came to hear him preach
>Hilarious.
How many people starved to death before foodstamps?

>But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
I assume you mean that one? Where does it say anything about Jesus preferring rich people over poor ones or that he is a capitalist at heart because I'm not seeing it.

Jesus named the Jew

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This is the crux of it all.
Jesus was all about giving what you had to the poor, not forcing people to give what they have to the poor. Charity is a Christian value. Socialism is not charity. Socialism is redistribution.

jesus was a cuck and christianity is a cuck religion desu

you don't see japanese kissing nigger feet and getting blown up by terrorists

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>and there is literally no other way of conceiving it
Not like capitalism needs state enforcement of private property, amiright fellow goyim?

He didn't advocate for big government. He advocated for charity.

>Where does it say anything about Jesus preferring rich people over poor ones
I never said that.
>that he is a capitalist
I never said that either
I said the bible never says anything is wrong with being a capitalist

Charity is not socialism!!!

Left wing fucks are so dishonest and retarded

You might want to consider another country to hold up since all japan does is jerk off to cartoons these days.

youtu.be/0h5ZxVLDjZY

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Capitalism isn't inherently charitable so trying to attach Jesus' example to American style corporate consumerism is wrong.

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I'm pretty sure most of south America actually believe this.
Also
>Implying you can put God anywhere on a two-dimensional political spectrum

He's not wrong. Nowhere in the bible does it support keeping shitskin migrants out and looking after your own nation/race first.

1 Timothy 5:8
>But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
Kys

As much as I agree with you, it's pretty much all that pol does as well

>Not because they were starving
Moronic fucking idiot. Holy shit you're stupid.

Citation needed

>mfw all capitalists go to hell while all socialists go to heaven

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