“We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal. It is going to be something so important,” President Trump said.
Update June 18th, 3:22PM ET: This story has been updated to explain the racist origins of the phrase “separate but equal.”
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Literally all the fucking tech publications are fucking kike shit.
>tfw 35 yo boomer
>tfw too old to join the space force
You can get an age waiver
If you were like 75 you could be a boomer. Gen Y is more like it.
There is no racism in space, its not earth and pretty sure earth regulations dont hold any jurisdiction outside of earths orbit, there will be just Humans... besides that space is filled with blackness not whiteness so theres that too.
>There is no racism in space
Good, because space is black and will steal the air out of your lungs if you go out in it.
no one realized how much gold and platinum is up there in the form of dead satellites.
It's a salvage man's dream.
I need to get up there, NOW
If only it didn't cost more to retrieve these things than the metal in them is worth...
Don't discriminate against xenomorphs
*blocks your space force*
Cutoff for Space Command is 39 and you can get a waiver up into your mid-40s
fuck off ashtar
*knocks u out*
cracka ass space honkey
Holy shit! It's a space snow nigger
sage for extreme faggotry
can i smoke weed?
>It is going to be something so important
is this foreshadowing?
SPACE NIGGERS FUCK OFF
OUR DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
That’s interesting. There are a lot of underwater satellites near Point Nemo.
It's gonna be YUGEE like the moon landings...
I’m goin in as an officer
NASA has fucking failed. They've done nothing to advance humanity in the past 20-30 years. All they give a shit about is making their organization as "diverse" as possible. Putting the first nigger or woman on the moon where we've already been is more important to them than putting a man on Mars where we've never tread before.
With this step, Trump has made NASA obsolete. They'll be dissolved, for a much better organization to rise. One that has a US military tier budget and organization... The possibilities are so fucking great. Trump has just put a beautiful page in the history books of our nation. We just went from decades of relative stagnation to going-places. This man truly is making America great again, not even shilling.
They barely give NASA enough to cover payroll let alone advance anything
>Space Force
Clearly, Trump has been exposed to the truth about ayys and sees them as a threat. Star Wars irl in our lifetimes, it's gonna be epic
>the space force personnel will be chosen on merit alone
>fucking racist
Right... I've seen India space program produce great results with less budget (like WAY less).
>Space Force
that sounds cool as fuck desu
Meme Force when?
NASA literally designs its shuttles to maximize the number of jobs, then plays the damsel on social media about how underfunded they are.
Congress approved the space shuttle design because it look like it could fly the best. NASA after the Cold War is a fucking joke
Nothing personal, kid.
>be 2030
>come home from 1 year space deployment
>go to bar
>Marine guy getting drunk, talking about how hard he fought in South China Sea taking back Twain
>I laugh, call him a pussy
>Marine comes up
>"what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?"
>"I said you're a pussy"
>Marine is about ready to snap, throws crayons on the ground, starts screaming
>pull out red colored MAGA Space Force helmet
>put it on table
>silence
>S-Space Force?
He asks with trepidation
>"No, I just carry it when I kill moon commies and expand the Empire for fun, faggot."
>Walks away, head down
>Klingon battle song starts playing (it's the official song of the Space Force)
>every cheers
>free drinks for me all night
>women throw themselves at me
>give three of them my seed since I'm in a good mood
>have single tear
>whisper "God bless you President Trump"
>look up to moon
>See picture of Trump on the moon we made for him in honor of Space Force
Same
get the hell out of my country
>>be 2030
>>come home from 1 year space deployment
>>go to bar
>>Marine guy getting drunk, talking about how hard he fought in South China Sea taking back Twain
>>I laugh, call him a pussy
>>Marine comes up
>>"what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?"
>>"I said you're a pussy"
>>Marine is about ready to snap, throws crayons on the ground, starts screaming
>>pull out red colored MAGA Space Force helmet
>>put it on table
>>silence
>>S-Space Force?
>He asks with trepidation
>>"No, I just carry it when I kill moon commies and expand the Empire for fun, faggot."
>>Walks away, head down
>>Klingon battle song starts playing (it's the official song of the Space Force)
>>every cheers
>>free drinks for me all night
>>women throw themselves at me
>>give three of them my seed since I'm in a good mood
>>have single tear
>>whisper "God bless you President Trump"
>>look up to moon
>>See picture of Trump on the moon we made for him in honor of Space Force
gay
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker
Soon space niggers
SPACE DOMINANCE
#cringe.
You're just made since your country can't complete.
You're just mad since your a fat piece of shit.
I can't wait to see my neet pretend friends in the the Space Force.
SHOW ME YOUR SPACE WAR FACE MAGGGOTSS
I'm not talking about the Space Force thing you abhorrent piece of shit, I'm talking about the homoerotic cringy text you made. You are a faggot. Who thinks about an old fart just after fucking 3 girls? Faggots.
>After today
>not joining the space forces with the best anthem
m.youtube.com
Age is a spectrum. Let him be a boomer.
Are they going to send nonwhites on the first Mars mission? God I hope not.
We're going to space boys, the memes were real.
REMINDER WE’VE NEVER BEEN TO SPACE AND THERE ARE NO SATELLITES
Are space niggers the "number one threat to america" that obama warned trump about after he was elected?
Is that why he is doing this?
OUTTA MY WAY, ANDROMEDAN FUCKING SHITS
This guy. NASA is a front to spend more money on the military. This Space Force is going to be another front.
As much as I want to believe that Trump is /our guy/ he is not. He is just another pawn for the zionists to use.
What is the play with Trump? To separate "right wing", "alt-right", truth seekers from the mind controlled leftists, SJW degenerates. That way (((they))) can take us on/out in the near future.
God damn what a time to be alive
old news.
underrated
Implying they won’t offer Elon Musk a deal to get him out his debt to make SpaceX a privateering endeavor for the government
>The Space Force is LARP
All humans are.
Wowee, the media aren't even caring anymore. Why, they'll pick out just anything within words for racism and try to argue and make sense of it.
They're not even being news.
Instead of a Space force he should make a race force.
Gave me a hearty chuckle