Do you feel pretty pol?

Yeah you totally should user. It would be hilarious or whatever
Now put on these panties babe

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>And the award for lowest grossing movie of 2018 goes to!

hand them over

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Here you go. Now put them on...Nice and slow

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OMG THEY FEEL SO NICE

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You...you like them?

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yes
now i need to go on stage and rant about "muh vagina"

Porky Goes Drag II: It's Personal

Yeah yeah for sure. But hold on, you should probably put on a bra too. Nobody will believe your vagene rant if you don't have bobs too right?

I have a BBW fetish and I watched this movie because I unironically find Amy Schumer attractive but I've never seen any of her comedy.

For a Jow Forumsack, I was probably the least biased in expectations of watching this movie. You could even say I might have been biased towards liking it. I don't even have anything against female comedians (or comiediennes?)

This film was a fucking trainwreck. The story was confused. I swear that the son of the fashion label president had some subplot they were meant to cover but left out. They resort to literal toilet humor. And they use the "ugly man" to be an ugly man and be repulsive with little hope of redemption or anybody finding him attractive while everything works out for the "ugly woman." There's way more wrong with this but I don't even want to remember seeing it.

I think the only appeal of this movie is the stupid shots of New York, high rise offices, fancy restaurants etc. All that shit is pretty much porn for women and when /theirgirl/ (Amy Schumer) is living in and amongst all that they get moist. (I have watched chick flicks with gfs and yes I hate myself for it.) The problem is that it's a shit movie even by that standard.

The only thing I got out of this movie was some brief nudity of Amy Schumer and sex scenes and the wet t-shirt contest. You heard that right... the only redeeming quality of this film was the sex appeal for a degenerate fat fetishist.

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oh my god
how could i forget

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Thanks for posting this, my computer crashed and I lost a lot of my memes.

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Yeah #HAAS

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the worst part about this shitty hollywood body acceptance trend is that women are believing it

sonn your average woman is going to way the same as your average man and is going to be half a foot shorter

I would gape every hole on that hambeast

Fuck no
I feel gorgeous

Best plebbit post I think I've ever seen

Pretty in brown

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I'm a handsome fellah.

Shallow Hal but reversed and not funny.

I feel pretty deep inside your fat pig girlfriend op. check my sperms later

Bet she feels gravity pull things twards her

>implying shallow hal was funny

Beauty is all about natural reproduction. If a fatty thinks her market value is high, it won't change the fact that only white trash men will want her.

>white trash
nigger detected

>sonn your average woman is going to way the same as your average man and is going to be half a foot shorter
I don't get what you're saying. Men can't actually do anything to change their height unlike women and their weight. Society can change it's perception but it can't alter height. But societal expectations can make it easier for a girl to eat 2 tubs of ice-cream a day. Unless you mean like... Hollywood representation featuring men and women of idealized height and weight or maybe a gradual evolution of humanity to have larger women and shorter men because they aren't excluded from the gene pool by not getting a chance to breed? In which case... I wouldn't actually mind.

Depending on who you talk to, I'm a manlet, on the cusp of being a manlet or I'm average height (5"11') so take that as you will for what I'm about to say.

I feel like height in men is a red herring in an evolutionary sense and it's stupid. Like... I all know it's fun to pick on the little guy but really... what's the point? Apart from being able to reach for things from cupboards... height seems to be secondary feature of an evolutionary advantage (Good testosterone and HGH production/reception) and an evolutionary dead end at worst.

Consider the peacock. The male peacock lost a great evolutionary advantage (the ability to fly) because having ridiculously large tail feathers made it more attractive to female peacocks (that still retain their ability to fly) This selective breeding dictated by the females' desires has greatly disempowered the males and weakened the species overall.

Height isn't as much of a disadvantage as cumbersome tail feathers. Maybe some super tall freaks have problems getting into cars or heavy machinery but on the whole, it's not that bad. But there is one obvious problem, there are tall niggers out there. High testosterone low-IQ niggers. We don't need that shit.

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Like a pretty wonderful boy.

Same. I fucking love Minnie Mayhem.

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