ITT sentences only Americans will understand

I had a blast spending time together, dispensing large amount of ammunition and eating whatever we want whenever we want all while enjoying the freedoms to do so.

Who is John Gait?

Soda will never be the first thing I think of. When I hear pop my brain will always cycle though "dad" and the activity one does with bubble wrap before I think of a beverage.

JEW DEBT SPACE FORCE

The mountain is out today

Let's go THROW a FOOTball around.

Damn, I'm American and even I don't get that one. Must be regional.

Means the clouds aren’t covering the view of the mountain

Hella butthurt about 580 being backed up.

Freedom of speech

That makes perfect sense.
Other countries have mountains and clouds though.

>Drinking tons of sugar
>a nazi larp flag
I lived in your state for 2 years and I hated every second of it.

Shall not be infringed.

YOOOO DIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON!!

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shall not be infringed.

Seriously if any western country had many school shootings as here, they'll severely restrict gun ownership.

MAGA

That saying originated from the Pacific Northwest.

Commie faggot.

Good. We don't like fags in our beautiful state.

Dun, dun du dun dun. Dun. Dun.

anyone wanna go to kroger get some natti n doritos?

"sorry but we can't insure people over 400lbs"

Hold your horses.
Devil's night.

I'm not hearing the tune.

fuck off oakland

Shotgun
Flash in the pan
Coons age
Keep your powder dry
Never relax
Shylocking me?

We don't have Kroger in my part of the country.
I don't drink beer.
I still understood this sentence.

Here's one from my neck of the woods; "You going to Publix? Bring home some subs."

no, there's millions of people that can't understand that.
Linguistic Desciptivism is a meme apparently

Other countries don't have "hold your horses?"

EY I'M WALKIN HERE! UP YOUR'S YOU SUNNUVA BITCH, YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY! GET OUTTA HERE!

no knock warrant

that’s a shit translation. I thought it was hail to the chief at first

I still can't figure out what song it is.

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

Bix nood muhfugga

>I've fallen and I can't get up

NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

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Just nuke it for a sec and it’ll be good

Do you wanna stop at Braums or DQ for burgers on our way to the gun range?

By the skin of my teeth

Make America Great Again

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Other countries don't call microwaving nuking?

>Severe traffic on I-95 and the capital beltway
Every fucking day.

That's an American phrase?

For the birds
Shoot the breeze
Dukes up
Ear to the ground
All their dogs are barking
Ducks in a row

I think so. I say it a lot

They better not. Nuking is only allowed for Americans.

Thanks for leaving before we chained you to the back of a pickup and drug you out until you were a pelvis with a bad haircut faggot.

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I think thats a western thing

how about "I plead the fifth"
"x bucks"
"raincheck"

How's the float?

I call shotgun

BLUE 42
OH MA HA
GET FUCKING SET

>raincheck

Fucking eh!

A promise that an unaccepted offer will be renewed in the future.

This term comes from baseball, where in the 1880s it became the practice to offer paying spectators a rain check entitling them to future admission for a game that was postponed or ended early owing to bad weather. By the early 1900s the term was transferred to tickets for other kinds of entertainment, and later to a coupon entitling a customer to buy, at a later date and at the same price, a sale item temporarily out of stock.

It is an American phrase!

He's so brave for kneeling.

Nice...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riding_shotgun

I am learning so much today. I never knew some of these were primarily American phrases.

got any 22lr in stock?

They're all said in Australia, too...

Make a thread like this for Aus please!

bless your heart

mah dingoh eight me babee

A veces me gusta insertar bolígrafos en mi culo porque se siente bien.

It's an Aussie saying as well...

It's a small world.

After u done fuken yo bitch, you wipe yo dick off with the doo rag?

We need an version of this thread for Aus sayings!

Cut to the chase

CUNT EAGLE THIS IS TESTIE TYRANT, WHAT’S YOUR QTH? I REPEAT, WHAT’S YOUR QTH?

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good luck driving anywhere on your awful nog filled roads.

Oopsy daisy or whoopsy daisy, I think thats american

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Southern faggot

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

Donde Esta La Bibliotecha.

Jeet yet?
Yawntoo?
Kayden.

Can I get your John Hancock

It was a hootenanny.

Blacks fucking suck lol

Would you like to make that Extra Large?

Hang tight

There is no such thing as extra large.

>tfw no chicken tender sub from Publix
That's one thing I really miss about Florida

Gimme a brown coke

"It's called free speech, you communist faggot"

He said "Americans," not Yankees.

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Why is this dogshit thread still up but all the good threads get deleted, archived or ignored and slid after like 10 posts? It's not even Political, it's just burger circle jerking like the "muh white wife" and Patrick Little threads

Spicy chicken with sweet tea and chik fil a sauce

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We taught the world that one. They better understand it.

mup da di doo

Make a Britbong one! I want to hear your weird phrases! Did you see the Aussie one?