High school crush is now 38

Looking at your flag, you don't have a whole lot to give.

this

Even if it was sweaty and had Jamals spunk in it?

This desu

How romantic. Have you sold the movie rights yet?

without the jamals spunk that's disgusting, then sure.

Give her the wrong adress and lead her to a bunch of pakis.

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>High school crush is now 38
That high school crush has died a long time ago
>Divorced gold digger for from San Fran
Stop
>Wants me to fly her over to London
stop
>Wants me
>to fly her
stop

>Do I have offspring her?

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damn that made me laugh thank you for post

Please remember this was THE high school crush literally the only girl I wanted growing up, this adds massive bias she isn’t just some random

I need closure in a sense?

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Why not but don't marry

is that the 38 year old in the pic?

My old school crush turned into a 16 stone whale.
I barely recognised her after such a transformation.

Depends on how desperate you are.

If its this or dying alone I say go for it. If you think you could get an honest woman than do so.

She's got a big ol brapper. I'd hit it at least once.

Were you even close to begin with? or are you just a deluded cuck who forced the whole Princess stereotype on her?
>gold digger
> divorced
Those are fucking red flags man, stay away or if you really want closure fuck her then leave.

Keep flirting with her, fuck her a couple and times and then block her from any social media and stop answering calls.

Yes. And charge your phone

Probably not, get a young virgin girl instead.

Do it and make sure to humiliate her. Show of your wealth as much as you can.

>plane ticket and likely room and board for a roastie you have nostalgia goggles for so you can have closure
If you really do have the extra income and lack the inner will to face the truth of things without facing it completely in order to have closure then do it.
That's my objective non bias advice. Here's my side of things.
Bro, golddigger and divorced at 38? Out of SanFran? SanFran is expensive as fuck to live in and she's a golddigger? Bro, bail. Too many red flags. The only closure you're gonna get is a horribly bad memory that stains all your old pleasant ones. If you really need that wake up call, that reality check materialized in front of you, then do it. But it's gonna hurt.
>journalists, a Hedonists Guide
I can almost guarantee you that big ass has been BLACKED too. Probably Oakland BLACKED. How pissed would you be if you had kids with her and they came out looking like Darnell was the father?

Alright there you go, OP. All the advice you need. It's all on you to make the right decision now. Saging because this really belongs on /soc/ or something.

Dumbass. You’ve already bought the ticket. Here’s what’s going to happen.
She will flirt with you until you tell her you bought the ticket.
She will fuck you for 48 hours, then she’s off to the two other likely suckers who would of bought the ticket but they were holding out.
She will then spend a week fucking them, because they hold out longer, until she gets what she wants.
Then, she will have met some prince from Qatar who pays her $25,000 for a weekend of anal fisting and putting videos of him shitting on her face on pornhub.
Why the fuck do you ask such stupid questions here? You knew the answer when you called her a gold digger.

Oh, and you’re going to get the bonus package. Herepes or an STD.
Hope you screenshot this.

>divorced gold digger from SF
Kill it with fire.

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Just fuck that fat ass at least once
You have to

Fly her over , show her a good time, show her your wealth and status , then send her home for picking the wrong man the first time and let her spend all her time wondering and wishing she was with you and regret her life choices.

>Spending money ever
Americuck

>High school crush
>38
>divorced
>Gold digger

Boomers have shit taste.
>You Ladies are looking good tonight
Thats you faggot

Go for it. What do you have to lose?

Nah, stop making slide threads

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