Daily reminder that the FBI thinks you personally are a retard

I'm probably smarter than roughly 25% of the FBI and I'm just at the far end of the above-average intelligence curve. They can drown in a sea of donkey dicks for all I care.

>How to gain social status in the US 2018
Be a fuckin onions boy.
Yay. I feel so.. motivated. How about I just stay a loser and keep my self respect? Seems good to me.

fbi agents had this conversation
not gabby teeny boppers, actual fbi agents

they sound like faggots

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Why would I care what the FBI thinks?

I have family members who work for the feds

I hate them and hope they kill themselves

These people are fucking retards

Uncle Ted was right

I can't wait until the 2nd American Civil War

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Like most things, it's outside their jurisdiction pal

Fbi hires all walks of life, they have hipsters, beer belly white trash, black trash, social justice warriors, dykes, racist whites, pretty much you name it, they have it

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yawn some jews that happen to be FBI agents think I'm retard... .. . k

Who gives a shit?

as opposed to your pic? i'll take the (((FBI))) thinking i'm retarded over looking like i'm prepared to suck cock

all of you assume the fbi knows whats really going on

they are psyoped like average american

the redpilled on Jow Forums know more than they do

Best stick to the investigative forecasts

that puppet think looks like randy, the latter being funny as fuck. youtube.com/watch?v=dBOZudeBD3U

> todays conundrum
If they rely on a fast computer to do all the investigating
What happens if someone else has a faster computer?

hello my fellow aryans

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Hm they actually use the word “retarded”
Perhaps that “rural and suburban retards” line is authentic DC shilling

>LOL, FRENCH TOAST WITH DRUMF!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A a bunch of humorless soccer moms are running the FBI, wtf

They actually use the lame memes
Are we sure this is real and not Jow Forums making it up?

>unironically saying drumpf in a conversation

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Was this ever in doubt?

even if it was fake im sure theyre just like this

Jow Forums consciousness is just the memeverse pleasuring itself.

Retards think I'm one of them. FBI sinecure when?

Hire me FBI-kun! I'm just like you! I also want free money from the government!

Daily reminder the FBI has been a joke since the Die Hard days and both the protagonists and antagonists know this

Dumbasses with tax funded guns

Come at me, the CIA already harassed me, so why not get you other 3 letter agencies here?

stop bully me

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>no sauce

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itt: things mutts get swatted/incarcerated for if they post it

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>fbi sweety and drumpf posters
which timeline?

best timeline

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> It's a bit of a disappointing forecast
> FBI retards assigned to shitting up pol for the foreseeable future

> too many glowclowns have fallen here
> get the juniors to do some work

normal conversations written in redditspeak

i knew that site was all bots and alphabet agents

i'm aware, and I am so thats a fair analysis

However 20,000 retards still have more mental capacity than 2000 federal employees

we should make our own agency, but WITHOUTt the black jack and hookers

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The best darn tootin one

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wtf is that

Just call it a funny name like fortune and make everyone partake in it. Make them do it for free like the mods.

hahaha.... oh wait.

They couldn’t even catch the unabomber kek

this is what happens to people that grew up on the plantation, they never once thought for themselves, always accepted and did as they were told to do.
obedient gentile goyims.
prestigious in the eyes of the kike overlord moloch.

hahahahhaha daily reminder that retards beat the fbi to crying itself in a puddle and outing themselves as destructive termites in the usa house activly weakening it from the inside.

Really makes ya think

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>finding out the FBI thinks you're retarded by reading their personal text messages
Yes, we are the retards, not them. Clearly.

>he did not lurk enough. now niggers, the end.

The FBI thinks about us a lot more than we do about them as these texts show. If they were so smart wouldn't we be beneath their attention? At this point everyone thinks they are retarded faggots.

Yeah this is like when (lulzsec?) that hacker group released the conference call between UK and American police talking about how they’re not a threat and they don’t have any skills
Imagine losing to retards

The FBI are the biggest retards in the entire world, they like to think themselves the boot but instead they are the most fanatical bootlicking scum on the planet.

On refelection, who am I kidding? These people aren’t honest to begin with. “Retard” is just a word they use for power.

The EU is wanting to ban memes. And I'm just sitting here wanting to off myself. These fucking people are children. We're not the young ones here. And now we have to be the adults and pick up after their shit. Just keep that in mind.

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Hopefully in 2028 President Amon Bundy will disband the FBI

>randy
more, better: youtube.com/watch?v=fazCe_A91Lc

You’re probably smarter than at least half most of them a just brainless grunts

This was from an official log that the fbi had to release, it’s real

>retards calling intelligent people retards
cognito ergo doleo, it's their company motto

Yeah but sabu and all them cunts grassed, so there is that

Then they should fuck off

Good. When I am arrested by the FBI I can just claim to be retarded

Phew. We both safe.

Link to yesterdays thread please?

Those are two women chatting actually, read the transcripts

Jokes on them. I was only pretending.

lol. these people are fbi agents? they sound like catty women

surburban rural retards

Not owning a gun

Police are not your personal home security faggot, they're supposed to catch thieves and murders after you dead

>FBI retards spend so much time on Jow Forums that they unironically become walking memes

Is this loss?

Read the IG report you lazy faggot
justice.gov/file/1071991/download

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Reminder that the CIA are bronies

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>Smile face

So they're functioning on the level as children too it seems.

BREAKING: all racial slurs on Jow Forums confirmed satirical and disengenious

i dont get it

Unironically this.

What do you think all those weird tests were they gave you in grade school and never saw results.

They figure out who the real gullable idiots are , than they coral and groom those students to be the future feds, banksters etc..

They are the same people who recieve scholarships and all that

Never be impressed with someone who tells you they had a "scholarship"
as all that means is they proved to be stupid enough in grade school to be fast tracked to positons of authority.

>i dont get it
CIA agents posting on roleplaying imageboards for bronies, revealed by the specific filenames they use.

/ourCIA/

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We live in a backwards loony timeline.