God i wish that were me

god i wish that were me

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>me on the left

Based dog

I too always wanted to be a dog

It will never happen again after they figured out that empowering woman would mean more tax dollors and lower wages for everyone :

You do realize that that idealized picture never existed, right? It is a product of Hollywood and shows of that time. (I love Lucy, Leave it to Beaver..

>brony
>lecturing anyone about anything

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Dont listen to some half sad / nostalgic songs while looking at the picture and not think about anything.

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Me in the house to the right staring out the window crying and fapping

Senpai its only a meme and will never happen again

Much better times

Ah, the days before
>multiculti
>feminism
>cultural Marxism
>political correctness
>degeneracy
>transgender shit
>drugs
>african sex music
>white guilt
>white flight
>BLACKED inner cities
>open borders
>trash tier clothes
>constant surveillance
>police state security
why am I alive?

ya the middle class didn't exist decades ago. That is pretty much what every suburb was in the 50's and 60's. I suppose the kids probably didn't run out and hug their dad when he got home. Leave it to Beaver was a pretty average household back in the 50's

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Me reading that post and realizing you're me.

Who the hell would want such a shitty life?

I wish that were me, god

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I want any loyal girl :(

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Who doesn't want to be a cute little girl?
>everyone will take your side
>your whole life is ahead of you
>daddy will give you his cummies daily
>parents will spoil you to shit
Sounds amazing tbqh

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any chance of that is gone, you are literally surrounded by sub-specie groidlings.

Get a time machine and go to 1950s America and it can be yours. We have hordes of invaders flooding into this country en masse. IF you are stupid enough to have children, they will get to grow up and get married and work two full time jobs with their spouse while Consuela stays at your home raising your kids.

Comfy level: maximum

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All that you listed is satanic. If only you'd follow Christ and find a gal to lead out of her own hellish worldliness.

I don't. Degenerates.

Here is hug for you OP. Hope you your pic related soon.

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Christine Chan flavored trap or sentient dog?

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Did these illustrations reflected reality of the average Joe though, or only those of the upper class?

It was attainable to anyone willing to work a full time job. Your wife could stay home. You could afford to have a lot of children if you so desired. Annual vacations right after you got your annual raise and bonus.

The real question is who are those two kids these kikes kidnapped.

This is me. And it’s pretty fucking great. Work sucks dick, but coming home and bring king of the castle is an amazing feeling.

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This is going to be me soon, except not as happy because I'm just so blackpilled and brownies keep flooding into our neighborhoods.

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Then you should go for a black girl. Oddly enough, the hot ones are loyal, and tend to be Christian, too

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that man has two sexy wives, very nice

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>a world without internet and even fewer friends

Me in the city behind in some shitty condo crying that I'm not living that life

I ran to hug my dad when I was a kid.

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If this is the life you want, then create it. I bet that dude wouldn’t be spending his time on Jow Forums.

kek, someone reverse this video

ANYWAYS let's post some old America stuff

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>Diluting your genes just because one nigger girl is a "Christian"
Kill yourself.

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>behavior propaganda for retards is real
88 IQ hello

>happy families don't exist
Want to know how I know you were raised by a single mom?

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pls r8

I need American input, it's okay to be mean - I want to improve

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I saw you on Jow Forums
Good accents, but you grammar needs work

Thanks, will work on it.

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>tfw haven't gone to church like I should be

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>wanting to slave away 8 or more hours at work and never have time or energy for vidya so stacy can stay at home doing nothing cause she and her twat friends hate work

Ill take that only when stacy goes to work and I stay home fapping and playing vidya

That’s sure to earn you the respect of a woman.

>imagine being a slave all of your life like the man is
You americans baffle me sometimes.

>he doesn't realize that the products of hollywood are highly influential and set the cultural norms and standard behavior

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>t. slave to his passions

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>le foreign tradpussy trick

away bad propagandaposter

EXCELLENT newyork jew!
Only issue I could hear was grammar, which is just something that comes with practicing any language, near mint

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>women
>passion
Oh I am laffin.

That’s pretty good. Just remember in American English you inflect or add emphasis to only the first syllable. What fucking flag is that? Is that aqua fresh deluxe?

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>I'll be her beta bucks that sure will earn me her respect!

you can play their game just as much or better than them if you just let go and realize you are better at being a jew than women are

That’s from some degenerate ad.

My wife takes care of the house (child care, cooks, cleans, plans social events, etc.).

>tfw that is me

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This is an outdated carrot that men were chasing. The good news is you can go wherever you want now.

Dont bother the american is to far gone to realize the truth.

user bless you

These threads always makes me depressed.

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as long as that place is a smoking hole in the ground, eh?

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This.
>Why am I alive?
To help bring it back

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Both parents are brunnette but the children are blonde?

Blonde hair is a dominant trait in youth but recessive once you hit puberty.

I take care of my vidya and retropc collection. Wife works, cooks, doesnt clean much but pays my expenses and worships me like a prince. She nags about always being tired but I have headphones for that.

To become Muslim. That is your only destiny.

Lol, you want some Americanised 50's style depressing suburban shit? Looks like a fucking nightmare to me.

>me a snake in that tree
>going to get that little girl and boy to bite into a poisonous apple come fall
>and eat their dog

That sounds very unfulfilling.

yeah, personally I prefer the nigger-laden shitting streets of jolly ol’ England

Imagine being forced to work all of your life to satisfy the needs of your wife and cant say no or try something else because then everybody starves to death.

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>forced
You are weak.

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I'd rather live in some shitty roach-infested council house in Luton than that fucking hellish commercialised soulless abomination of a life they call the American 50s. I'd rather be dead to be honest.

>not wanting to work all your life means you are weak
Let me guess not wanting to get a promotion because it means more work hours and responsibility is also weak.

your normal English sounds like broken american to this bong, so not bad.

That is correct.

Tell me do you take pride in being a mule?