Kinder Suprise

The average IQ in France is about 85 thanks to their influx of several million cultural enrichment engineers and doctors.

She didn't even die, the fuck you crying about wh*te boi?

Sorry, we didn't realise you guys were that fucking retarded.

The Frog should fear the Spaghetti.

>Piers Morgan's entire anti-gun argument destroyed.

Enjoy some Lindor, bin that Kinder.

>chokes to death
>didn't die

Inshallah, British State Madrasah education at its finest!
Allahu Ackbar!

it's really just natural selection at this point

>Firefighters manage to resuscitate the child before she succumbs to brain damage caused by the lack of oxygen

Amerikkkunts loud and proud!

>be french
>get killed by toys

No wonder the Germans whipped your asses so bad

My god, you're either using a VPN or a total moron.

we arent. we only allow kinder joy. kinder surprise has the toy. same company but 1 is a thin chocolate shell around a plastic piece containing a toy. the other is a plastic shell with 2 sides. 1 has like 2 teaspoons of junk food in it the other has some mail in crap for the toy

Conglatulations.

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I don't know. After sucking so much black cock, you'd figure the kids would have much bigger throats.

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>chokes to death
next sentance
>firefighters managed to resuscitate the child
I hate click bait

Don't be a smeg head.
Bin that egg, lad.

The French are so cucked that they'd call a tourist a "French girl"? Is that easy to become them?

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Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

Maybe we got lucky and it was a shitskin?

Why is it no surprise these things are banned.

I must have eaten and played with hundreds of these as a child. Most likely the safety I experienced was because I wasn't given it at 3 fucking years old. For a slightly older kid, these are cool little toys.
That's pretty retarded behaviour anyway still putting things in your mouth at 3. I have mine trained out of that before they hit 1st birthday.

here comes the KSIDF right on time

Please stop posting...

>to death
>succumbs to brain damage

Don't know where you're getting that she lived

>Give child chocolate
>They just shove it in there mouths and swallow a huge as fuck plastic egg inside.
Nothing wrong here, any child that stupid should not have been resuscitated.

OP is retarded, this is a slide thread.

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The American one doesn't have a toy inside the chocolate.. There is a toy in half of the plastic shell and the other half of the plastic shell is like Nutella poured in

Get ur shit together

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fake news... the plastic egg has holes on both ends...

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>french girl
It was a shitskin

it could go in at an angle I suppose, regardless child is fucking stupid

>innocent plastic toys
YEAH BANNEM

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Surprise!

hey retard in America the eggs don't have the capsule in the middle. one side is the toy which is sealed and the other sealed side is the candy. And the reason why that is, is to prevent kids choking to death

>The girl was with her mother in the suburb of Saing-Elix-le-Château in Toulouse when the incident occurred, according to French police.
What are the demographics of Saing-Elix-le-Château?
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html

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Damn yuros and your culture of assault toys

>three year old chokes to death
>firefighters managed to resuscitated the child before she succumbs to brain damage
So did she die?

>not having tits on tv
What are you, gay or something?

Very good post.

Slide thread.
Nobody cares about that dumb shit.
The kinder egg was illegal in the USA because of some old rule that didnt allow toys in stuff you can eat, below a certain size.

And now you can see why that was a good rule.
>sage

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Really?
REALLY?

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two words:Natural selection.

weed out the stupid that try to eat plastic.

HA ban vindicated! USA USA USA USA USA USA! #1

TOYS OF PEACE

So basically any american that orders a cheeseburger?

>Well yes, if they kill french children, they can surely kill American Children too, right?
Same-coloured ones, I assume.

This is not a slide thread! Europeans are clearly trying to kill our children. Sanctions when?

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Well yes its fucking retarded to put a toy inside candy. The euros are just butthurt because its their fondest childhood memory and we've labeled it a choking hazard, which it clearly is.

Under rated

>Muttards
>manages to save
>Reading comprehension

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>great

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Looks pretty white on google street view (small village). But it also looks like a shit hole, like they never rebuilt after ww2 or something (although still pretty comfy).

> we don't even need tanks to take over france

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A lot of France and even Germany look like shit still, mostly rural stuff, but they still frequently find active WW2 bombs to this day

French girls are sluts, so not much of a proof.

>but succumbed to her injuries

Oi mate you got a licence for that porn?

>implying you're allowed to own tanks anymore

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What's the race of the kid?
I bet it was a nigger.

We have our fair share of shitty places here in the states, so I wouldn't want to throw shade, just wasn't expecting it. Still, I rather live in a run down rural village with few minorities than some sparkling metropolis filled with shitskins.

The state of some of the women on the show, yeah.
A hunting license

US Kinder eggs are disgusting pudding packets with a spoon... the European one is designed to kill white children....

Makes sense, although France is nearly at the point where the rural villages and the metropolises both have high nigger/sandnigger populations. Really sad when you think about it

>we
Another German who doesn't know kinder products are Italian, never stops being funny for some reason.

>chokes to death
>managed to resuscitate

this is a daily fail article, isn't it?

Thanks

>managed to resuscitate
>before she succumbs to brain damaged

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This candy is banned in the US.

No it's not, not anymore at least. However the toy is separated from the candy in the American version. So it's not a kid killer like the European version.

It's only a killer if you fucking jam the chocolatey cunt in your mouth whole, just take the shell off and you're done. Some kids deserve death if they can't figure that out

>french girl from Toulouse
ya "french"

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Either the child was a retard, or its parents weren't caring enough.
I'm fine with it. Selection at its finest.

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Honestly, as with most things involving children, I blame the parents.

Depends if the parents are white or not, other parents couldn't be fixed if you tried

kek

What kind of mouth did that kid have? I remember I couldn't even fit both parts of the eggs in my mouth until i was 5 let alone the whole thing with the toy.

Or did she just eat the toy thinking it was edible? lol

BAN ASSAULT CHOCOLATES.
NO ONE NEEDS CANDY THAT CAN HOLD MORE THAN 75% COCOA.

the boy is wither than you,mutt

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Lis ça petit payday

Désolé de vous décevoir ce qui accuse la mère (ma grande cousine) de ma petite cousine Lilou, car pour elle Lilou était la prunelle de ses yeux. Elle aimait Lilou énormément. Apres moi je suis que la grand cousine de Lilou mais si j'ai des personnes qui me disent certaine choses je vais surement les contre dire. Car même si j'ai que 12 ans, je comprends sa mère. Mais vous savez mes parents me l'ont toujours pas dit je l'ai sait grâce a une amie sa fait déjà 1 ans mais je la pleure presque tous les jours. Alors arrêté de dire que sa mère ne fit pas attention a sa fille car c'est totalement faux.
sauce : ladepeche.fr/article/2016/01/20/2259731-fillette-3-ans-meurt-etouffee-jouet-oeuf-surprise.html

t. Selim Mujaden Muhammed al Londonistan II

>wither
whiter

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>Pablo said, as he felt the second nigger dick enter him. As he clicked the post button, smiling with glee at his insult against the American poster, a third ebony phallus entered his rectum, and soon a fourth followed.

>l'enfant a trompé la vigilance de sa maman
Donc la mère de cette petite de 3 ans et demi lui a donné une confiserie au chocolat qui contient de petits morceaux de plastique et l'a laissée sans surveillance, malgré les instructions très claires sur l'emballage. WAW QUEL PARENT EXEMPLAIRE ! C'est du niveau de l'autre trou de balle qui jouait à pokemon go en laissant son gosse seul, selon moi.
C'est simplement soit de la grande débilité, soit une négligence à la limite du criminel.
Et arrête de LARP comme un membre de sa famille, ça n'accorde pas plus de valeur à ton argument bidon.

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I miss these from my childhood of being an army brat in Germany. Does anyone know of online vendors that will ship actual kinder surprise eggs to the us? I know the kinder joy eggs are legal now but they're just not the same :(

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We tried to warn you Eurofags. baka...

Agreed! The kinder joys are garbage tier

you amerifats are too dumb to have toys embedded in candy lel

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it's from your private book, it's really gay my friend.

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>all the europeans on Jow Forums who mocked us for not having kinder eggs

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