>year is 1500 or some shit
>be plague doctor
>be in my doctors hut mixing goat shit with my cum
>this'll cure the plague surely
>Cant finish my medicine because some fucking farmers boy bursts in
>whatnow.kinglouisIV
>"Is ma mum, m'lord! she havin a kid"
>"take me to her, child"
>Grab the medicine in case she has the plague too
>The boy takes me to this fucking landwhale
>she's strewn out on some nasty ass hay
>fucking fatter than Henry VII
>"she went into labor 2 hours ago m'lord"
>she better be having fucking octuplets
>shes screaming for me to help her
>"I have just the thing!" I say preparing the shit/cum mixture
>Stuff that shit up her ass or piss tube or whatever it is
>We don't learn this shit in doctor school
>She keeps screaming
>I see a head coming out
>wtf.excalibur
>a fucking baby is coming out
>this isn't natural she must be a demon woman
>the fucking baby is brown skinned wtf they're both demons
>Might be because the shit and cum
>Better not risk it
>Hit the baby with my doctor stick till it ceases its hellish wailing and goes limp
>tell everyone the woman is a demon whore
>they burn her at the steak
>this town would be dead if it weren't for me
>feelsgood.parchment
Year is 1500 or some shit
unironically the most intellectual post today
This is why I come to this board
xD
senpai you got me
Astaghfirullah
you win sir
I gotta screencap this. It is one of the best posts ive seen in a long time.
kek
finally, a quality thread.
>>they burn her at the steak
>steak
You had ONE job.
You alright leaf
Day of the rake is postponed. I hope your countrymen appreciate what you have done for them.
he cute
Kek
Bretty gud user
it's not even that clever or funny guys
*snap*
this.
Does anybody seriously not realise that this is a copypasta? Damn...
>henry VII
Henry VIII was the fat one
Where did you steal that doctorate
>be in my doctors hut mixing goat shit with my cum
this is where you lost me
i want to make a bunch of plague doctor masks that also function as modern gas masks
and give them to my bros when war or apocalypse happens
then we will go to nigger communities and larp vaguely pagan rituals and concoct strange potions and such in public and scare the shit out of the niggers
Also
>1500
>the plague doctor outfit and stick
Youre about 100 years ahead of your time wearing that
I read this 3 times and it wasn't funny. OP is trying too hard and retarded newfags are egging him on. Fuck this place has fallen.
well done user
plagueposting is best posting
Good stuff there man
Consider yourself psychically driven. There is no escape.
holy fuck this image. story?
the ape just really liked the post
Plague doctor posting is the best posting.
Time's up, user
And ye thyself hath syphilis
It kinda feels forced user, but keep going and one day your posts will be worthy of a screencap.
HAHA TOP KEK!!
WELL PLAYED LE GENTLEMAN!!!
YOU WIN LE INTERNETS SIR!!!
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
GOOD STUFF MY MAN!!!
THIS IS WHY I COME TO THIS BOARD LE GENTLEMAN!!!!
nice
Just saying
Henry VIII was the fat one
HAHA YES!!! PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP LE GENTLESIR!!!!
Also, that mask was invented in 1620
Is this what straya has become
Plague doctors were FAR more (self)educated and compassionate than you my friend.
what? i was just having a TopKek™ at le gentlesirs top post!
Get out, Paco
Step up your game john you used to be funny
This is a bit funny but more dumb. I don't get the praise.
He's funnier than the shitty post by OP, by a longshot. This shit culture of OMG GREEN TEXT AND RIDICULOUS SCENARIO HAHA CUM N SHIT EPIC MUST BE FUNNY RIGHT HA HA I FIT IN needs to die. I'd argue everyone who thought this was funny is or was a redditor. It's fucking AIDS
But i like this place user.
come on.
>doctor stick
thats funny
This. FFS it's S-T-A-K-E.
splinters ?
jews did the plague
All these newfags ITT. This was a 3.5/10 plague doctor greentext
laughing out louded
Took this long to someone acknowledge this is pasta
Fucking newfags
this. and thanks m8
You win
Day of the Rake is gone forever, seriously, I enjoyed myself more than $100 iMAX movie
Top kek
Ah so you found a classic and now trying to pass it off as your own you fuck stick?
Unoriginal piece of shit.
better than the original desu senpai
This was good. Thank you user. This place has been lacking. Can't wait for that bird flu.
>op revises some classic plague posting
>even copies the original .parchment
>nupol celebrates autistic genius
i could handle this faggotry, but
fuck off, there is no escaping the day of the rake