How many of my fellow burgers are going to fucking space? I know I am.
SPACE MARINE BABY
Lincoln Peterson
Luis Parker
Space force without space crafts (shuttles are shit)
Nathaniel Diaz
Welder here. They're going to need help grinding all the swastikas and german names off the secondhand fleet they purchase. Plus someone's gonna need to help them tack some dumb little jet engines to the hulls so nobody asks any questions about the propulsion.
Easton Peterson
Is space force only for smart people or can a grunt like myself get involved?
John Wood
I think there's a place for u fren :D
Luis Turner
I'm thinking that a great ayys announcement is going to happen in the next following years
Imagine if tomorrow the governments announced that they are among us or in our orbit: shit ton of people would apply for government jobs that are related to them. To prevent mass applying, Trump is opening positions for those truly interested or talented enough
Jaxson Davis
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Lincoln Nelson
10-4, roger that my good man. All fun and intergalactic space games until you get shit-canned because the hot outerspace babe with telepathy catches you fantasizing about tonguing that alien butthole and your busted for mentally raping her.
YFW everyone in outerspace is an SJW feminist.
Nathaniel Cooper
>space ship passes over canada
>everything is frozen
>water turns into maple syrup
>coworkers turn into niggers and chinks
Dominic Diaz
Its going to be the airforce satellites edition. Only for smart people. No space marines, no wasting xenos. Its going to be a bunch of nerds looking at computer screens.
Ayden Gonzalez
Knock it off, fagget
Evan Perry
Yeah, because space is such a threat right now.
It's obviously not a front to collect tax money to Trumps friends businesses while you drooling retards are fucking clueless with your shitty memes.
kys
Lincoln Brooks
They still janitors and shit though
Blake Powell
space literally belongs to us.
every planet rightfully belongs to us.
Levi Butler
hahaha we'll have to worry about literal illegal aliens not just muslims
Aiden Young
¿Don't the Chinese and Russians have shit in space? We're supposed to own a majority of space. Fuck other countries. Go U.S.A!
Parker Roberts
No u
Nicholas Collins
TRUMP HOTEL ON THE MOON!!
Adam Jones
I have literally been training 11 years for this era
Colton Anderson
There's a place for everyone in the SPACE FORCE
Luis Long
Congress has not approved the space force yet
Kayden Price
Shhhhhhh, Space Marine
Mason Martin
kek is pic related someones fanfic or something? Because Vahlen a cute
Joshua Powell
Sadly I am 27 and have a son I must take care off.
By the time hes 18 Ill be to old to reenlist.
I guess Ill just have to die on Terra unless a war breaks out and they have a need for warriors.
Godspeed Anons, I will give you a Roman Salute on the first launch of Space Force.
Nathan Stewart
Chase Allen
Aren't there asteroids worth quadrillions of dollars worth of rare metals flying through space? Imagine mining one of those fuckers.
Hunter Hall
A space fleet will be built.
Dylan Powell
How to join Space Marines?
Robert Nguyen
how fucking jaded are pinko peace-nicks that they think being in outer space isn't a life changing experience even if it's to clean up debris?
Benjamin Green
It's not ready yet, but when it is, probably enlist the same way you would with any other branch.
Lincoln Hall
>FUUUUUUUUUHHHAAAAKKKK
NEEDS A BETTER NAME!!!!!
William Ortiz
I like you, you're a smart guy.
Isaiah Collins
Nathaniel Martinez
hahha education is costy as fuck
Health care can lead you to bankrupsy
>we building a space de agency
Angel Martinez
That's what they want people to think.
When they take 100,000 people to mars, they are going to need space police and space marines for the space government.
Christopher Harris
Bring it bitches!
Brody Allen
I want to
Jeremiah Gray
I think the joke is that shortly before Trump's Space Force comment, legislation about space cleanup was passed. That said space cleanup is definitely a better thing than turning space into a warzone, which is currently considered illegal by most nations because it'd create more debris and probably turn Earth's orbit into a churning mass that shreds anything that tries to pass, which would be bad for space travel and satellites.
Cooper Jackson
>believing in the space jew in 2018
lmfao wake up retards. call me in 3018 when we send robots across the cosmos that we astrally project into. In the meantime, have fun with your eyes exploding when you pass through the radiation belt
Henry Hughes
The memes keep coming true.
Dominic Roberts
But earth is a flat realm. With firmament above us.
Nathaniel Ward
We're gonna love to see 40k happen lads