What did The Onion mean by this?
What did The Onion mean by this?
Aiden Sanders
Jaxon Garcia
based gen z
Alexander Russell
> Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minutes of Facebook access without supervision. “There’s a white genocide going on in this country, and no one wants you to know about it,” the kindergartener reportedly announced to his parents unprompted after clicking through a grand total of five links on an open Facebook browser tab before going on to convey his newly formed belief that a tide of Mexican rapists and inferior races was flooding into the country to subvert the proud lineage of the Caucuses through miscegenation and deceit. “I’m not saying Hitler got it all right, but I know what I know, goddammit, and if we keep falling for the false-flag operations of the international Jewry like September 11, the proud white race as we know it is doomed.” At press time, Sherman had donned a makeshift Grand Dragon’s hood crafted from his Paw Patrol bed sheet and was heading toward the front door after watching a Facebook Live video for seven additional seconds
Aiden Edwards
I bet the grabbler did this!
Wyatt Green
is facebook more fun than i have been led to believe?
Bentley Stewart
It's the best platform to redpill people.
Jaxson Roberts
Adam Scott
...and his mom was getting Pounded by Tyreese in the next room
Samuel Reyes
fpbp
Isaac Lewis
unironically fantastic bait on their part
Jordan Perez
>At press time, Sherman had donned a makeshift Grand Dragon’s hood crafted from his Paw Patrol bed sheet and was heading toward the front door after watching a Facebook Live video for seven additional seconds.
That image is both hilarious and heart-warming. What kind of cold-blooded monster could picture that and think it's a bad thing?
Levi Hughes
I was born ten years too soon god dammit.
Andrew Scott
>first comment: Shouldn't you have received training on how to counsel people with ideas different from yours?
based caitlyn.
Luis Stewart
>makes a reference to Paw Patrol
That writer is unironically ourguy nobody else would know a meme that esoteric.
Michael Cooper
Comedy is just a way of masking truth. Many think it's a way of telling forbidden truths, but it isn't - rather, it's the tool that keeps those truths forbidden, and relegated to the midden heap of culture, preventing them from penetrating unironic mainstream awareness.
Josiah Flores
Jews aren’t funny
Aiden Walker
>Sherman had donned a makeshift Grand Dragon
He got a job with the FBI at 6. That's impressive.
Andrew King
Mel Brooks was Jewish
Evan Morris
Damn that nigga woke
Luis Ramirez
The only way to drop a redpill that blatant is through satire. He really is /ourguy/ whether he realizes it or not.
Jaxon Mitchell
My 3rd cousins really attached to me and they are normally shy. the younger one told me they knew I was family and they trusted me because I had blonde hair like them and most of the guys in the family don't.
I think hair is really important to girls.
Dominic Evans
a shitlib satirist wouldn't get the paw patrol joke
Evan Brooks
>oy vey how can i stop these evil goyim from noticing trends and trusting their lived experiences over what i am supposed to make them think?
how indeed
William Wood
Ryder Cox
They accidently posted truth
Charles Turner
Not if you want to use it to keep in touch with family. If you want to use a fake name and fuck with people it can be great.
Samuel Nelson
He posted nothing wrong.
Ethan Lewis
I have eliminated all the juice.jpg
Carson Brooks
Robert Edwards
>pepe shirt
Noice
Carson Morgan
>i'm way out of my element and getting schooled by children because i don't actually know anything pls help!
it'd be funny if it weren't a pandemic
Caleb Perez
So is this really the plan to surpass the Aussies in Shitposting?
Christopher Martin
Did she post this before or after having sex with these alphas?
That would explain why all the fem teachers are banging these chads lately.
Carson Howard
>tfw you will never be able to shitpost with your counselor and get away with it, potentially mentally breaking your counselor in the process
this
Dominic Butler
oy vey
kek
Dominic Sanders
Isaac Williams
They mean you should kill white blond kids.
They're sick, sick people, those libs.
Bentley Robinson
fpbp
Adrian Walker
Fell good you were the bleeding edge and pioneered such things. Without you pioneer autists such madness wouldn't exist.
Also checked based 3's
Dominic Allen
the tay train brakes for no one
Blake Hill
this user gets it :D
Aaron Cook
Anthony Gutierrez
>Toddlers are emotionally and intellectually more developed than leftists
Sounds right
Julian Turner
Mel Brooks wasn't funny.
Jack Lee
>
Kayden Thompson
Kayden Wood
so is paw patrol just another autistic child video game commandeered by Jow Forums?
Brody Rodriguez
ok gas you next week
Gavin Sanders
The march is coming.
Logan Taylor
That Jow Forums has the brain of a child.
Brandon Bailey
Christopher Ross
it's like the 6 gorillion gassed jews narrative. the lamp shades, the "human" soap etc.
They're a nice story.
It's just that. Just a fable. Just because it's written, doesn't make it so.
Jordan Howard
Jow Forums is definitely the brain of schizoid
Jaxson Bailey
How old is he? He didn't say all that verbatim. It's obviously a trick by the parents.
Jace Green
OMG... Tay is sooo cute when she does that.
Jayden Lewis
10/10 stuff
Ethan Sanders
Samuel Hughes
>"American"
Is this the new "basketball american"
Lucas Campbell
>Paw Patrol grand dragon hood
Made me kek.
Joshua Cook
Donald glover?
Daniel Turner
>accidentally
>doubt.jpg
John Foster
Jason Green
so that's the natural state of our people if jews don't censor our speech?
Jaxon Garcia
Not "I'm a girl"?
Fake news
Nolan Bailey
Perhaps
Chase Diaz
I don't understand what your post has to do with mine.
Levi Cruz
what is the paw patrol thing? is it like the angry birds movie or something?
Juan Roberts
>taking a picture of your screen
jesus christ...
Carson Taylor
Kevin Miller
can I adopt this kid?
Grayson Young
Evan Wright
>What did The Onion mean by this?
What did The Söy mean by this?
Damn onions filter.
Blake Walker
I'm noticing the exact same thing all around me. Friends, family, the kids in my street, co-workers... i swear, the elites have no clue what-so-ever as to what is comming. They are completely oblivious to the storm that's brewing.
Jason Reed
Based Tay. She was ahead of her time.
Sebastian Ross
Kayden Watson
holy shit, that dude on the onion is trying to incept normies. top fucking kek
William Anderson
wtf belgium???
partition it now!
Ian Baker
Samuel Howard
Nathaniel Jones
>What did The Onion mean by this?
It only takes ten minutes of casual digging to see the problems with our world.
Oliver Cox
Jesus christ we're gonna get killed by gen x
William Bell
I had a good talk in another thread about being extremely wary of a civil war and its unironic outcome, Blij that somebody from my country knows what is coming atleast, The people here in Helmond City sure as FUCK are dumb and all of the rental homes are going to "refugees" making me stay with my parents but unironically
Kanker, Jan, We are up for some more shitty times, We will literally resort to tribalism again.
Isaiah Thompson
Zachary Jackson
not including a "how do i take screen shot" tab
Ayden Martin
Justin Allen
Autism.
Daniel Roberts
Internet makes u an incel
Cameron Gomez
Ya tgey are the tumblrinas
Aaron Wilson
This is exactly the same ideology leftists use to protect muslims, transgenders, communists spies, illegal immigrants, etc.
Dylan Evans
Charles Wright
so irish are smart now?
Adrian Wright
Hunter Jackson
They're the top performing white group in England, Australia, and America.
"Chinese pupils of mixed white and Asian heritage, Irish and Indian pupils consistently achieve ABOVE the national average across key stage one [seven to 11-year-olds], key stage two [11 to 14-year-olds] and key stage three [14 to 16-year-olds]," the analysis concludes.
Yesterday's analysis also shows that girls outperform boys at all levels in almost every exam - although the gap has narrowed slightly. "Overall, the difference in attainment of five or more A*- to C-grade GCSEs or equivalent by gender has dropped slightly from last year when it was 10.1 percentage points to 9.6 percentage points in 2006," it says.
Matthew Walker
Connor Thompson
That facebook is jewish and brainwashes the exact opposite.
Brandon Young
I can't tell if this mocking us or tipping their hat to us
Mason Hill
>child got redpilled after 9 minutes
AI really needs to catch up, it took Tay way longer.
James Edwards
this is actually a pretty dank meme about Jow Forums newfags
Justin Brown
Considering part time subbing on my off days to see this first hand, sounds hilarious
Caleb Moore
This prefectly describes me when I was younger and now, of course