Once the Space Force is officially established -it seems to actually be happening- will you enlist?
How soon until the government tells us what they know about UFOs?
SPACE FORCE
Zachary Brooks
Noah Sullivan
They won't
Trump gets impeached
Space force buried forever
Carter Evans
10-4, roger that good buddy. Shitposting from an elite outerspace squadron of highly trained memetic warriors in high-tech spacecraft powered by liberal tears.
Oh, you betcha, yeah.
Luke Diaz
LOL
Isaac Ward
I was fist pumping all day yesterday and even threw in a few today
FUCKING STOKED!
Everyone who laughed at me for doing a PhD in astrophysics can shove it.
Liam Young
>will you enlist?
I will try
my efforts to get into the air force and border patrol did not go well
Isaac Walker
Since it's breaking off of the Air Force Space Command,
>basic is cut short
>never even touch a rifle
>get college-level computer training
>year long 'deployment'
>99% of soldiers sit in a basement monitoring spyplanes, space drones and asteroids
>make assloads of money doing nothing
>do above in korea while banging qt underage nip grills, or in Germany with progressive political prostitutes
>one in a thousand guys goes up in a military spaceplane to do mundane shit
>five guys test concept power armor
Robert Rivera
Derek Wildstar reporting in. Ready to fight evil Gamilons
Joshua Smith
banned from enlistment due to using LSD 80 TIMES
the recruiter last time had me escorted out by cops
James Barnes
How in the fuck did they find out?
Julian Hughes
You sound like a mentally ill faggot. They wouldnt have escorted you out if you didnt have a Schizo sperg' out because of your abuse of a fucking drug.
>spit on you, you fucking drugged up faggot go kill yourself.
Jaxson Taylor
i was honest about everything, even throwing fake puke on people in the movie theatre one time
Jayden Kelly
Honest question, does occasional binge drinking disqualify one from service? What's the difference?
Eli Hall
I doubt the normal marine could enlist. Itd be a similar thing to how air force pilots are selected. As the tech gets easier to use, regular marines will come in.
Owen Stewart
lol did you freak out?
Aaron Smith
>born too early to join U.S. Space Force
Feels bad man
Caleb Scott
Moloch shall reign the dark universe, amirite fellow troglodyte?
Liam Cook
Space force is a farce
it's all theater
Search "Project Blue Beam"
Nathan Morris
Thomas Watson
Best timeline
Jason Harris
Buh buh buh based
Dominic Richardson
And summer camp for the fat kids?
Gabriel Brown
>This guy
Jason Nelson
Nobody on Jow Forums qualifies for the military, much less going into space lmao
Ethan Perez
Im wondering why did people think this didnt exist before under possibly another name? Asking for a friend.
Parker Parker
The Space Force will probably be extraordinarily strict and not allow just anyone in like the Army or Marines. I'd love to join, but I'm just a late 20s high school graduate who has no direction in life and a short attention span. Although on the other hand i'm sure Trump would like this branch to not be filled with ZOG generals or become corrupted like all the other branches. I wonder if people already in the military will have first dibs on joining or if they'll recruit civvies at first too.
Eli Foster
NASA is dogshit and hasn't innovated since the 60's except for putting a motorized shopping cart on mars. The Air force to my understanding has done dick with space even when it was under their jurisdiction for all these decades, except for maybe ICBMs, satellites and like a couple secret projects for high altitude spy planes. Something this cool hasn't been done since Kennedy created the Green Berets.
Bentley Watson
Oh sweet young spring child...
Jaxon Cruz
>NASA is dogshit and hasn't innovated since the 60's except for putting a motorized shopping cart on mars.
true, it is a shallow husk of its former self.
>The Air force to my understanding has done dick with space even when it was under their jurisdiction for all these decades, except for maybe ICBMs, satellites and like a couple secret projects for high altitude spy planes.
there was a thing.......
Cooper White
ZOG trying to re establish control over the future of space because Elon Musk and new generation of space entrepreneurs will be JQ aware and throw off the chains on Mars colony
Cooper Morgan
I want to be in the very first space force.
Lucas Parker
Levi Miller
OMG!!! My sister has a model of the USSS Hillenkoetter in her underwear drawer.
Xavier Reyes
One of my co-workers who hated trump said he agrees and is totally down with space force
Grayson Bailey
Is there a way for a leaf like me to enlist in the space force? canada sucks
John Torres
Matthew Walker
Bingo.
This is about liberty in space.
The UN wants to have its greasy palms all over Mars.
Joseph Russell
>Lynch
BRRRAAAAP SNNIFFF
Benjamin Davis
is my mom a deep space explorer? She has one of these.
Nolan Baker
>will you enlist?
No, but I'll try for a commission because I'm not a pleb.
Wyatt Scott
AND KEK SAID. Let there be a SPACEFORCE!
Christian Morris
>tfw you finally get to purge the xeno scum
David Scott
I'm only enlisting if ODST is apart of the USSF.
Dominic Clark
Brayden Garcia
oh boy, we're gonna have a shitload of "accidents". Enlist goy.
Gavin Russell
Lmao, the Pentagon has between $21-29 TRILLION in missing money. Where do you think this money got used? What black budget project would require enough secret spending that we could pay off the entire national debt in one lump with with it?
Alexander Williams
>Where do you think this money got used? What black budget project would require enough secret spending that we could pay off the entire national debt in one lump with with it?
none user.............
Not one of your dollars would go into any of those projects, stop being a crazy man, no right minded person who allow for government oversight aKa corruption into something so sacred.
Thomas Adams
Most UFO's are black budget aircraft, the ones that are not are unmanned drones that are watching us.
Talked about this in several KB threads.
[ARCHIVE OF PAST KB THREADS]:
Ryder Powell
>the ones that are not are unmanned drones that are watching us.
no......... not yet user....... not anytime soon...
Brandon Barnes
>i was honest about everything
ever being honest about anything
Ryder Hall
Im still upset that ill never see 100 Million in my life, ill consider it complete if I see 20 Trillion.
Jaxon Taylor
Is that even a fucking question?
>kill space niggers (reptoids)
>kill space kikes (ayys)
>kill space spics (Martians)
Carson Johnson
I made some memes
Josiah Moore
Fuck man I hope you're for real and this shit actually happens. Best of luck!
James Cooper
My cock is diamonds right now. But who gets to test the UFO'S?
Blake Rivera
Jacob Taylor
Desslok did nothing wrong!
Hunter Green
I would sacrifice both nuts and arms to be able to enlist in the space force
Jordan James
Daily reminder that the Congo has a space force:
youtube.com
Matthew Martinez
>UFOs
>When?
user...
Gabriel Hall
have to go back.
Jace White
Space elevator!!!!!!!!!!!
Nolan Cooper
I dunno how much they're gonna need linguists but I'd be interested to know how soon I can switch branches.
t. Sailor
Robert Johnson
Fuck russia I'm gonna be a space marine
Daniel Sanders
>dumb burgers putting trillions in their military while half the population is fat and lives in poverty
>haven't won a war in the history of their existance
Samuel Nguyen
Austin Brown
>too dumb, weak, or crazy to get into regular military
well then you'll definitely get to go to outer space on America's dime
Noah Jackson
I just hope 29 isn't too old.
Chase Hill
Earth Alliance when?
Austin Young
earth is flat
space force is insanity since space isn't real kek
Nolan Hill
Space force already exists, dumbshit NEETs its called the Air Force
Aiden Cox
Never. Only individualistic countries and secetionistic colonies
Ryder Nelson
Oi, shill we will just kill gods, angels, demons and devils instead of ayys if there is no space