CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD /CPD/- RIP XXXTENTACION EDITION

3, 3 shot fired ah ah ah

Nah, it’s Chiraq breh

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Cheers kek

Cpd makes the best oc on Jow Forums hands down. I heard the dune tunes are the city’s motto in Arabic.

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>shot fired from a white car

>male hispanic being followed by a dark van
>guy laying on the ground bleeding from the nose

>large angry brown people trying to attack him
dude what

>caller being attacked by pitbull

Poor doggo

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>male hispanic banging on her door

>smashed two windows with rocks

Anyone have bingo?

I’m on mobile, and bingo is my favorite.

>You hear about dune coons surprisingly often.
Robert's nemesis is "Male Black", not "Male in a Dress Exploding While Fucking a Goat".

"Chiraq" is a misnomer created by an American spearchucker with a vested interest in pretending that ANYONE other than niggers are responsible for the nightly entertainment provided by the windy city.

Current temperature in Chi Town is 67°F.
We need at least another 10° for optimal coonery.

Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 206
Shot & Wounded: 1051
Total Shot: 1257
Total Homicides: 247

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>she has a knife and shes gonna stab him

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>sewer storm drain

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>intoxicated coworker wont leave
>kids painting graffiti

>female white has a knife and stole the bike

evening, robert

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>group of people fighting out front
evening

>shot in the left hip

>silver BMW on fire

hahaha, could it be the "grieving process" for xxxtentacion on the west coast is being mirrored here?

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>people in tents living in the park

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first time I've been in a thread in months
these threads feel genuinely nostalgic for me, even though the earliest content I've got saved on my computer is from mid-April, last year.
I guess part of that's from how packed the last year has felt politically, as well as how much it's changed me in the interim.

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>6-7 shots fired

>6 or 7 shots fired
somewhere around Loyola

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>auto theft just occurred

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>shots fired, 6559 west archer
>2 male hispanics just shot through the store window 20 minutes ago

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>black male, unknown, robbed woman, Carlotta, at gunpoint

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alright, I should get to bed
'night robert

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As a native from chicago, I fuckin love these threads. The other police scanner threads just aren't as comfy.

>male passed out on the ground, not responding

>3 shots fired at California and Montrose

>caller was bitten by a pitbull
the eternal breed of peace

You would think they would get better aufio quality at some point