Will you be enlisting to fight aliens anons?
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TRUMP TO ESTABLISH SPACE FORCE
Eli Wilson
Josiah Miller
You don't deserve this man - Hail victory
Kevin Nguyen
What kind of aliens he plans to fight, I wonder?
Eli Jones
service guarantees citizenship!
Nathaniel Thompson
space jews
Noah Howard
the qt types
Brayden Thomas
Eh, I'm leaning more to Earth beaners.
Carson Turner
Oliver Peterson
You realize that this be about intercepting chinese anti-satellite missiles with anti-anti-satellite missiles?
Dominic Jackson
Well of course.
Caleb Parker
I mightnuniromically enlist if it means going into space. Unless I'm too old by the time it really happens.
Lincoln Long
Orks
Hudson Robinson
Space marines when?
Kevin Miller
trump is about to build a military station on the sun
Luke Price
Sign me up!
Jose Price
Hopefully illegal aliens, especially the Mexican ones.
The other ayy's will come later
Wyatt Taylor
renaming NASA to Adeptus Mechanicus when?
Nicholas Jenkins
Thomas Baker
WE SHOULD BUILD A SUBORBITAL FORCE FIELD AROUND EARTH AND MAKE THE AYYS PAY FOR IT
Michael Gomez
A group of greys known as the ayy lmaos from the zeta reticuli star constellation.
Jaxon Rogers
>you were born just in time to enlist in the space marines
Feels good man.
Hope I get to take part in the Jovian system campain.
Tyler Morales
Same, desu I hope it's not just gay on the ground shit with a bunch of nerds trying to use math to shoot down missiles. I hope it's more like ODSTs dropping into combat areas to blow shit up
Hunter Green
Alexander Barnes
TFW family full of spooks, aerocrewman and pilots
Logan Hernandez
Even more money for ULA?
Isaac Price
I am become death, tungsten rod of supreme slam jam
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Liam Diaz
>SUBORBITAL
Do you even know what that word means?
Jonathan Bennett
> hundrets of thousands of trashcans floating around earth in space
> shoot some more tax money up there
facepalm
Tyler Flores
>Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up
Dominic Fisher
Nice!
Adam Harris
I would unironically join if it lead to citizenship. I don't understand why this isn't a thing today.
Lincoln Watson
Lol, no. You are being ordered to construct pic related.
Easton Jones
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Jack Sullivan
OFF BY ONE
Tyler Campbell
Id Like to know more
Jacob Bailey
how do I sign up?
Kevin Roberts
(((virm)))
Adrian Miller
THERMONUCLEAR DEATH RAY
Bentley Foster
Wtf I want to be a Space Warrior now and kill ayy lmaos, where do I sign up
Xavier Nelson
at your local space marines recruitment agency citizen!
Aiden Martin
we have 3 branches of the government that are devoted to some shit in space now. nasa, spaceX(funded by massive government investments) and the space force
we cant send any one into low earth orbit as of this second. the shuttle was decommissioned. we pay russia to take our astronauts to the international space station
the money wont even be spent on shit its just going into a slush fund. 700 bil down the drain and come next year this time nothing to show for it
Evan Walker
Where/when can i sign up
Eli Fisher
Kys weak ass faggot
Bentley Carter
Im just going back to school for all the math and physics I possibly can until enlistment is possible. I want to master Vallados Astrodynamics book.
Jose Hall
Alexander Cox
I nominate this as the official Space Force Hymn
Evan Richardson
Serious question here. If this becomes a reality how can a non american citizen enlist , this is literally my dream
Daniel Ward
central american children
maybe he could put a spin on it though by calling the detention camps "childrens space force cadet academy"
Christopher Bell
Get in touch with your local American consultant. Also, bone up on some basic math, English, Spatial reasoning, etc to score on high on the occupational test for the military.
Zachary Ross
only aliens im concerned with are short, brown and are armed with fentanyl and tapatia.
Justin Sullivan
I believe green card holders can enlist in the military. However, by the time the Space Force is actually established you might be aged out, or it might be faster to gain citizenship
Blake Jenkins
Study eh , thats fine I suppose.
Cameron White
The Space Force will have to deal with Space Pirates so you will have to change your flag first.
Jeremiah Foster
can non us citizens join? if so sign me up, I am done with planet earth and want some space pussy from an alien
Christopher Howard
r-reporting for duty?
Christian Wood
>Lost against rice farmers
>Wants to war with space races
Joshua Cruz
Your people, heretic.
Eli Moore
Me to establish my dick is 4 feet long force.
>lol just say words, they'll eat it up
Jacob Long
Look at this faggot scared to serve his country in space, get em out!!!
Ian Nguyen
Donald Trump isn't my country.
Owen Edwards
Yes by all means!
Nolan Howard
He is commander of Space Force, show some respect you nigger
Joseph Russell
I'm commander of Magic Force. Show some fucking respect for your Wizard Leader.
Jaxson Moore
Not there but we will battle the ayys
Julian Sullivan
Doesn't he know the Air Force already does that?
David Martin
Will the US Space Force use conventional guns or laser guns? Mix?
Brody Parker
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
Gavin Bailey
They do nothing so they lose the brand now
Thomas Price
Brandon Nelson
Only the divine wrath of a chainsword and boltgun is suitable
Caleb Hughes
This is what it is all about
You give tax money to the air force and they are going to spend it all on planes
they are the "cool force" and planes are their branding
If you let the Space Force exist, they are the cooler force and you can funnel money to space stuff.
WIN/WIN Fuck the AirForce
-Army guy who thinks the Airforce should never have left the control of the Army
Austin Powell
IN OTHER NEWS: US DOLLAR COLLAPSES
Jose Gomez
r8
Brandon Bailey
I honestly feel we should go with Navy style naming
Easton White
I need more votes