>the uk police cannot chase underage robbers if they don't wear a helmet because in case of an accident they can be sued
>basically have to guess if the robber is underage or not every time to avoid losing their job
oh no no no no you can't make this shit up
dailymail.co.uk
bbc.com
telegraph.co.uk
telegraph.co.uk
theguardian.com
what's the purpose of the uk police exactly?
>cops can't chase villains
>citizens aren't cops
Simple then. As the villains have now chosen to self identify by leaving the scene sans helmet, all you have to do is side swipe any young couple you see 2-up on a moped without a skid lid.
Send em skidding down the tarmac on their arse and, with a bit of luck, they will end up more brain damaged than they started.
Make sure to disappear promptly, though. Don't want to hang round for the "racism" acuusations after attacking poor, deprived urban yoofs just expressing their poverty.
>Ten days ago I was sitting outside a cafe in Islington.
>Thanks to a few years of working in a nightclub and a couple of years in Russia followed by episodes like the referendum, I have developed a greater than average degree of paranoia. This is almost always irritating but occasionally useful.
>Typing away on my computer, I sensed a scooter’s noise was too close.
>I looked up and my eyes locked on those of someone driving their scooter into my table in about one second’s time.
>Between a mask across his nose and a hat, all I could see was young black male eyes (~15-25). I think it extremely unlikely I could have identified him in a lineup.
>A second later his bike hit my table and he grabbed my laptop.
>I grabbed it back, we wrestled, he nearly fell off his bike and after a half second pause when I thought ‘fuckhesabouttogetoffhisbikehithimfirst’ he whizzed off down the pavement nearly smashing into someone on the pavement.
>This was seen by half a dozen people. Two were calling the cops within seconds.
>I stood on the street and cursed my stupidity in fighting over a laptop (no Carole, no evidence of global conspiracies there).
>The cops told both witnesses they would come.
>I hung around for an hour or so. They never came despite having been told the whole scene was captured on CCTV.
>A few days later, as I was typing on my laptop inside the same cafe, the same scene played out.
>I saw it through the window as a guy grabbed a laptop from a girl and whizzed off. She was sitting between two parents each with a small child. Both parents were rightly worried about the potential for such attacks to lead to a collision between escaping bike and toddler. My wife and I often sit there with our toddler.
>She called the cops and told them it would be on CCTV (I’d told her).
>The cops said they’d come.
>I hung around for an hour or so.
>They never came.
what the fuck britain, seriously
this is becoming favela tier
Import third world people, get third world problems. Combine that with a police force composed of sociology graduates and LGBT activists (pic reand you have a recipe for chaos.
*(pic related is the chief of the Met)
Wait, you actually risked the life of a kid over a laptop? What is wrong with you? You can always get a new laptop, the kid cant get a new life. I had a man grab my wallet out of my hands and run off, I didnt chase him because God forbid he ran I I the street or something without looking and got hit by a car, 2 days passed passed is not worth taking the life of a kid
It's not me, it's from Dominic Cummings blog
He sounds like a real asshole
Anyone else seen a Moped gang do their dirty work? Shit was straight out of The Dark Knight Rises.
>I stood on the street and cursed my stupidity in fighting over a laptop
He knows
You racists are idiots. Moped gangs are filled with white people. This has nothing to do with immigration. London was always a hotbed for crime.
Seriously, absolutely fuck this mongrel little island. Shitty people, shitty culture and shitty public services, always has been. Can't wait to leave.
This is a moped gang.
I hope next time he sees them he offers them a blowjob as an apology
Members of a "machete-wielding" moped gang.
There is no justification. We have been completely sold out by the elites who run this island.
The innocent are persecuted by the justice system. The guilty are defended.
Paedophiles are protected whilst those seeking to expose them are harassed and threatened.
Muslim terror attacks are covered up whilst the media continue to screech about every Nationalist group being 1488/National Action tier terror organisations
Knife crime is out of control, so now you can't order knives to your home address from Amazon.
Ignorance is now Strength
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Diversity is Natural
we have the same law here.
so niggers go around without helmet around drugs spots so they won't get caught.
Racial unity achieved.
They are fucking nerds wtf. You kidding me right now? You guys cant overpower fucking nerds? The state of England right now
is she (?) like that american dyke firefighter boss that forced the straight and active christians subordinates to attend gay prides and being molested by horny faggots because otherwise those who refused would face sanctions?
wtf i love the free world now?!!
>pavement pirates
>in case of an accident they can be sued
>not wearing helmet
>not assuming the risk
Britbongs didn't you invent this concept of law?
you know what to do.
they will call you a nazi anyway, even if you're a lite nationalist. don't apologize.
>what's the purpose of the uk police exactly?
To protect pedophilic Muslim rape gangs from being talked about on Twitter.
How are they nerds? Because one of them has glasses?
>you guys can't* overpower fucking nerds?
Considering they've been arrested, I... I think we can???
>tfw brits call a helmet a skid lid near me
What the bong.
Most acid attackers are also white. You people have no idea about this stuff, you just automatically project your racist worldview onto any negative situation.
Based.
Bro, look at their faces, they ain't Chads, they are the kids who were part of the chess club and it probably took 20 British cops to arrest each one
You stay the fuck away from here.
The KARA BOGA thanks you.
>tfw no qt blue eyed blonde brit to rob my heart
why live
>
>what's the purpose of the uk police exactly?
maybe supressing the [s]own people[/s] tax payers ?
A scooter is not a moped. The term “moped” is derived from the two words “motor” and “pedal”. Thus a two wheeled moped vehicle would be a bike that is hybrid of both motorized and human (pedaling) power.
pic related. I hate everyone.
>you've seen gangster movies, you can see real gangsters now
Sounds like a 14 year old trying to sound cool
No they're not. It's majority muds.
>Moped gangs
>Mario is going around causing trouble on his vespa
it's built a little wrong
for example the "hamstrings" also are supposed to connect to the hip, they are a muscle who stretches over 2 joints
Gott strafe England
many of them are so handsome, are the last attractive brits all in prison? what a world to live in for either crimes or illegal opinions?
Would you let her throw acid in your face, Jow Forums?
Look at what this white guy did to a Muslim/Indian model... Doesn't fit the narrative, does it?
WOW the UK is so KEK
youtube.com
You're wasting your time lad, we just don't like Pakis and that's all there is to it
based yandere waifu
>white guy
british
in'shalla, no
Good. You know how hard it is to kick the shit out of a motherfucker when they're wearing a bike helmet?
Irrational.
England has the type of uggos you will only ever see in England, but it still has lots of attractive people.
>Wait, you actually risked the life of a kid over a laptop
Are you literate? The thief risked his life over a laptop, the other guy just defended his property
What a stupid way of thinking... gtfo
>brit being a wannabe cartel member
every single day there's some new wierd shit to discover
>Obviously scooters.
>Don't want to defame 'scooter gang mods' from the 60s.
>Inaccurately report that the scooters are mopeds.
>east london
he just assimilated to the new british culture, what did you expect? they are indoctrinated into assimilating since they are little kids
>I didnt chase him because i'm an obese worthless piece of lard that doesn't even have the agency to protect my own property or my health
ftfy
Defending property does not justify murder or assault
Duck you
It should be impossible for a someone who has been told to stop by police and is trying to flee to sue if they are injured by the police while trying to arrest them.
I don't get why our legal system molly-coddles criminals so much compared to other countries.
Obviously other western countries have motorbikes and mopeds but none of them have laws where police can be sued or lose their careers if the criminal crashes while trying to get away from the police.
When did our legal system get so cucked?
My weight has nothing to do with it, even skinny I wouldn't have chased him
>in london
You know your laws are fucking garbage when they can be hacked this easily.
Another moped gang.
They also do acid and hammer attacks on people to steal their motorcycles
Your legal system is the reflection of your country.
I'm read that now even former and current MPs and ministers get robbed or are victims of pickpocketing in the streets, even in front of the BBC headquarter, how can Naples even compete with London? It's not fair!
Not moped, but so deplorable I had to include it.
>Defending property does not justify murder or assault
Its not murder or assault if the other guy initiated the confrontation.
>even skinny I wouldn't have chased him
Right, so you are fat. Probably got low T to so no wonder you think like a weak beta faggot and just give your property away to thiefs.
You and your thinking disgust me.
Good, hope the fucking island burns. Godspeed
Someone tries to take my wallet, I'm going to tackle them and bash their skull on the pavement until they start moving funny.
Britain =/= England dipshit
It's people like you that are why gays kill themselves
>red face