OI! YOU! 'AVE YA GOTTA LOICENCE FER THAT PLASTIC SPOON!?!?

D-did someone say SPOOB

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rate my OC (YOU BLOODY WANKERS)

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8/8 m8

9/11

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Not a laughing matter. Very poor taste Jow Forums

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LEMME SEE YOUR FOOKIN' POEM PERMIT, M8. I'LL HAVE TO REPORT YOU TO THE RHYME REGISTRAR'S OFFICE.

£150? You'd be lucky. The fine is something like £1000.

Did someone say Spock?

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OI! KRAUT. U GOT A LOICENSE FOR FOOTBALL GERMAN NATIONALISM???

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I forgot to add. If you do not pay it you go straight to jail as not paying your TV license is a CRIMINAL act. No shitting you.

Jesus, like ...is that a cable bill or is it just to have a tv in your home?

You can have a TV in your home without one, but you have to reasonably prove you don't use it...

They try to fool the public into believing that simply owning a device capable of receiving live bradcast signals is an offence. When they send the bully boys around you had better have detuned it and cut the cable. They will often try to plug something in to see if you get a signal. A license ONLY for the recieving of live or slightly delayed (as in 5 minutes I think) signals. That includes internet streams from the BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5 etc. No I am not shitting you. The TV licesnsing body hires goons from a company cally C(r)APITA. They are glorified bailiffs. They snoop around trying to catch you watching TV. They go around to addresses not on the database and try to peer through your window or through your letterbox. No lie. Threatening letters are regularly send through the mail to addresses that do not have a TV license even if you do not have one. You have to attend a 'criminal' court if suspected of dodging it.

Doors are open for you. Come home white man.

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This isnt happening im in charge here...

If you wish to know more about how the 'BBC' TV license operates check this site. It's truly horrific.

tvlicenceresistance.info/

There are also videos on Youtube of goons visiting peoples homes. Sometimes with a police officer in attendance to verify their TV does not require a license. I will try to dig one out for you that is of particular concern

Check this out.

youtube.com/watch?v=4QnFwLqCQ24

What the difference between a brit and a pussy? Nothing, they both get fucked

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Trump gets a circumcised jewish cock in his mouth everyday.

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Jesus how horrifying.

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Oi! You got a LOICENCE to ask me for my LOICENCE?

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You see the video where a guy is telling them a horse lives at that address because the barn has it's own mailing address separate from his house and they claim to have seen proof of a TV in his barn where the horse lives and they need to speak to the individual that lives there and he tells them the horse cant speak but they insist on talking to the horse cause he might be watching tv?

*stabs him with an assault toothpick*

I'm sorry what did you say? Couldn't understand you over the sound of you gagging on Muhammeds cock as you prep him for your daughter

I'll have to hunt that one down. Sounds fucking hilarious.

Fuck, you, K***. **** **** ****** *** **** * *** *** ****** ******* ****

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You'll get a good laugh, if I had the link I'd post it, someone made a compilation of a bunch of calls (it's a long video I think 2 hours of I remember correctly) and it was one of the calls in he video

Why is he so cowed? I'd lose my fucking shit. They'd have to break down the goddamn door and haul my ass to prison to take a look at my TV.

Actually no, but I do have a license for the pistol that I am carrying.

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>Trump is a cuck!
>Goes to prison for owning an unlicensed teaspoon.
>Murdered in prison for being white.
Kek stay salty, Bong.

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the old bill in our nation are a disgrace to their name.
i would love to know how many are leftwing, how many are rightwing, and how many claim on having no political bent.
fear and persecution is all they have left to wield.
how the subordinate ranks who hate what they've been forced to become live with themselves is a puzzling mystery.
not only are they strapping a muzzle over their own mouths and lowering a faraday cage over their thoughts and beliefs, they are doing so to their very own children and grandchildren.
tyranny does seem to be a choice.

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I'm white and I don't dress like a criminal, so cops won't talk to me.

I sure do hope yew gaw a loicense foe that drawring.

The UK is a shithole of lies and coverups. If he did that they would fuck him over so bad. It's not worth it.

youtube.com/watch?v=AGDaV7jqM7M

5 hours of it lol
youtube.com/watch?v=TnGG8SEYDoQ

brit bongs..... kill your police and judges

Fix your shit EU, America is done coming to your rescue

youtu.be/uXFYjQMW9yU

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havent had a TV licence in 8 years, don't get any visits since one time and he made a swift exit when I started babbling on about the paedophiles at the BBC.

So now that england is dead and america is dying what is there left to live for in this world?

Chaos, we watch the world burn and laugh together.

Eternal Anglo BTFO daily!

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That's hate speech! Bomb that fucker! No wait. Knife that fucker! No wait...

Would you please delete this? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

t. cucked Europoor.

If you value your life. You will cease.

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