Just got a notice from the cops here that they'll be seeing me soon about my attempt to import this illegal knife I...

It's a fixed blade, meaning it is not retractable, and even if retractable it should probably not be locking - meaning it will not lock into an open position.

>Feeling nervous, lads.
Why would you let someone else what you can and can't own? Surely free Danes outnumber the finger-waggers.

So the cops in Daneland warn someone when they are gonna bust em? What kinda euro trash shit is that?

ITAR is literally communist international gun control. It's gotten completely insane.

Why dont you google your countrys knife laws? Probably because theres not enough curve in the blade or a jewel in the handle.

You can't throw those things if you tried, they practically blow away in a breeze.

The ones who think like me do not outnumber the Statist cucks.
For minor stuff it's pretty normal. I'm not considered a flight risk.

Sounds shady. You knew the knife was illegal and still tried to buy it? Just for camping?

>You knew the knife was illegal and still tried to buy it?
Where did he say that?

Meanwhile I can carry a sword legally with no permit...

>I need to prepare my defense.
Get one of these. Godspeed user.

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This was the only part of the law, which I obviously fucking read before making this thread, you retard, that stood out to me as well. But no matter how hard I try I can't find anyone on google or youtube who throws this model.
Plenty of reviews of this knife, but they all talk about it as a camping knife; they don't toss it at a target.

read the op slower dum dum

Stab one of them in the neck with a pencil and ask why they’re not controlling deadly weapons better.

Seriously, you should know the law. How much of an issue is it? Are you going to be jailed like in bongistan?

America's not looking so crazy now, is it?

Nah m8, ITAR is good policy. It's necessary so average-IQ defense employees don't mess around with data they shouldn't. Sure, it's a wide net, but better too wide than too little.

It never did to me.
I'd gnaw off one of my feet to have the freedoms of speech and weapons that you enjoy.
Are you going to keep rubbing it in?

I get to open carry my 45 all the time, in stores, all over the place. God bless america.

>God bless America.
Amen

Yeah, I guess it'll just be another fifty replies like this. Don't know why I fucking bothered making the thread.

I assumed it, otherwise OP is pissing his pants for no reason at all.
They not gonna bust him for buying a camping knife on ebay on broad daylight lol

I would "plead the fifth" or whatever in your little country
just say literally nothing, keep saying I dont answer questions
I dont know if that backfires in Eurabia

what exactly does the letter say?

got a link?

just google the law, it'll probably just be a fine anyways, not that i actually know.

KA-Bar is the superior knife

Har du skarpvåbenstilladelse? Derudover må kniven kun være under 7 cm i længde (tror jeg) og den skal kun kunne åbnes med "2 hænder" plejer man at sige. Derfor er det ok at have Schweizer knive.

First they unarm you, then your children get raped by foreigners
Our gov scares me a bit with their authoritarian ways. They can flip just like that on us.

Hey Dane. Hire a lawyer, don't get a Jew.

I am a U.S. Citizen, but live in Ireland now for family reasons. One fo the things I miss the most is being able to walk-in to any gun store and walk out with a fire arm (maybe not a hand gun, but a long gun).

In Ireland, if you meet certain criteria you can own a rifle. You have to jump through a lot of hoops, such as be a member of a gun club, own a gun safe, get a police background check, but it's possible.

Look in to the laws in Denmark and see if you can get rifle.

Thats what you get for asking an japanese import cave painting market place. Fucking google your own countries laws you dumb fuck.

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I have an auto knife. It's legal because I live in a non shit state.

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They can charge you even if you never touched it. Maybe if you say you never ordered it then they might dismiss it if it was the first time.

What state?

I can’t imagine living in a country where my government is like, “hey buddy, we see you bought a camping knife on EBay, and we’re going to have to come have a chat with you at your home.”

I would legit be a terrorist and start blowing shit up if I lived there, just to show them what a real terrorist looks like.

Probably just want to make sure youre not a sand nigger.

>shitty axis lock for 150 dollars
filename makes sense. Benchmade is Apple of knife makers, lol.

Alaska

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Claim you did not even know it was shipped to your address.

Act like someone is ordering shit there without your knowledge.

Have the WiFi open so you can have deniability

they want you to be completely defenseless when the Muslim population reaches 7-20%, and it goes into hoard mode door-to-door killing Christians, beheading non-believer, and raping your children.

Can you wear them in public like we can in Texas?

>They can flip just like that on us.

They don't just flip. It's all for a reason.
Next they introduce a new world government that will fix all this insanity, brutally wiping out all of the socialists and their ilk, then get cheered by the masses. Parties all over. Then the NWO needs to secure it's power and position, meaning about 10 years of relative recovery, until it goes into full fascism, that treats everyone under the first class as pests.

Screen cap this.

I can't imagine living in a country when every month there's one mass shooting

Lying to goverment officials is probably a worse offense.

I would claim the seller is at fault for illegally selling in your country and that you weren't aware

Are you serious?

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Most likely you tried to import a chinese knock-off of some popular knife brand.

thecut.com/2018/03/why-i-threw-out-my-sons-toy-guns.html

>don't hire a jew lawyer
Mate, why wouldn't he want to hire a jewish lawyer? That's exactly who he should hire. Jews have no concern for anything but money, so they'll be invested on winning his case.

Jesus fuck. You’re such a whiny bitch.
everydaycarry.com/posts/15506/new-knife-law-in-denmark

spyderco.com/forumII/viewtopic.php?t=77531

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiVblRfNXw

It took less time to find the information than you’ve wasted whining in this thread. You could of saved yourself a headache and searched the laws of your country easier than making this thread. Are you new here? This is the dumbest place on earth to ask for advice.
Please don’t be so dumb in the future.

Get ready for it buddy. All that shit will be here with the next democrat president. 15 years tops.

If it was the first time they won't do any more research.

Saying "I didn't know" will get you fined guaranteed.

Jesus fuck, not only is it illegal to even own a puny little knife like that, but you guys don't even have privacy of your own mail???? I don't even want to make fun of Europeans at this point. You guys are seriously living in a police state at this point and it's not even just the U.K. anymore.

I think its only legal to carry a gun. . .

>I need to prepare my defense.
Why?
It's not like you can talk yourself out of it, unless you deny that you bought it, and hope they don't have the resources to investigate.

On a local tv channel we have a show from American border control. They are also x-raying your mail

>I predict that by the time my grandchildren are born (Trump, Kim Jong-un, and the nuclear arsenal willing), giving a baby a plastic gun to play with will have gone the way of praising Jesus for genocide.
This Jewess deserves the rope.
>The thinking, panicking me almost had a stroke. Did I just make a Jewish-American Princess joke? On a stage? In front of two dozen strangers at a college with a whole lot of Jewish students? I can think of few moments in my life when I've felt so unpleasantly exposed and ashamed. Okay, I know Sarah Silverman has done much edgier material—but, unlike her, I'm not Jewish.
Oh wait apparently she's only a kike and not ethnically Jewish.

fined for what? what is illegal about that knife

they're probably mistaken. just explain what it is and what you're planning to use it for.

>you guys don't even have privacy of your own mail????
You think we do? Especially not international mail. Mail-bombs were quite popular in the 1970s you know.

A Sikh. Muh kirpan!

For drugs not butter knives

We have no knife or gun laws. That would be un American.

Fuck me, the cops have just put crime scene tape around my kitchen. The room is full of these.

Over the last 10 years I have been arrested for a DWI blowing a .11 and class A misdemeanor reckless endangerment for opening the door of a moving car to call a college cop (stopped in the middle of an icy road across from a parking lot off campus while school was out of session) a stupid dyke.

Both times I paid a jew lawyer and both times I walked away with a non-criminal violation. Paying for a jew lawyer is 100% worth it.

thas rite white boi

If it's the pic from op then he is just trolling. Fixed blades up to 12cm are allowed

underrated

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I just had a pack of machetes arrive last week from a clearance sale, why is your country so gay?

In America if you receive something mailed to your door it just gets confiscated if they happen to find it. If it happens over and over you should be concerned but the first time is a good indicator to stop. It's pretty safe overall.

That said one of my buddies does have $74,000 stuck in a post office waiting for someone to come collect their felony.

In Denmark, fixed-blade knives are legal to own if the blade is no longer than 12 cm (4.75 inches). Blades over this length may only be legally owned if the possessor has a legitimate reason for carrying the knife or a special collector's permit. However, such knives are still generally illegal to carry in public, whether on one's person or in a vehicle, unless transported in such a manner as to prevent ready access by the owner (lockbox, locked trunk, etc.) Folding, non-lock blade knives are legal to carry if the blade length does not exceed 7 cm (2.756 in). Locking knives and knives over 7 cm must be transported in public so as not to allow ready access by the owner. Knives with blades that may be opened with one hand (even if the one-hand opening mechanism has been removed), automatic-opening knives (switchblades), push daggers, gravity knives, disguised knives (belt-buckle knife, sword cane, etc.) and knives with ready access by the wearer (neck or belt knives, boot knives, etc.) are illegal to own or possess. Multi-tools featuring one-hand opening blades are also illegal to own or possess.[9] Owning throwing knives and throwing in private or public is subject to permissions.[21]

>youtube.com/watch?v=cDpuavj6zko

damn that sucks dude, here in the usa some states outlaw certain knives like switch blades, butterflys and limit the size of the blade but you can still own them just cant carry in public [depending on situation]

texas just passed laws a few years ago allowing people to open carry any kiind of blades/swords unless its in a school/place that sells alcohol or really just anywhere you cant carry a firearm.

i have a 300 dollar OTF microtech and love it

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Maybe because it looks like it can double as brass knuckles. Though when you are already holding a knife, not much need for a brass knuckle.

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>I bought on eBay.
CHINESE COUNTERFEIT

I don't think there will be any overthrowing. More likely is UK scenario with slow boiling off your freedoms and brainwashing until you're a fucking drone.

Tell them to go fuck theirselves, and mean it.
That is the only answer.

I just don't see it happening in America. There are more people who are fed up with the governments bullshit than there are people in most European countries, and the libshits are mostly locked into their cities with their pet nuggets. Pedophilia and weapons bans seem to be a lot of people's line in the sand... I guess we'll see in the coming decade

No way that blade is longer than 12cm

I don't know how laws work in Denmark, but in the US we usually have to right to ask the prosecutor for access to his evidence, as well as hi statement of the specific law that was broken. Was any of this information provided to you? If so, then you can research what the specific conditions of the law are, that you've been charged with violating, and this way, prepare your defense.

My advice before hearing your answer: start collecting and printing reviews of this knife describing it's use as a bushcraft.camping tool. Since this was the purpose you bought it for, and you thought this was a legal use, you should have as many articles backing you up as you can get your hands on. Assemble a massive lecture and presentation on the maker of the knife (ESEE), its market demographic (survivalists, bushcrafters, campers, etc), all the reviews, videos of its use, etc.

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since it hasn't got a hilt the cops might be including the handle in the blade length. Absolutely retarded but I've heard of cops doing stupider things

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Those are clearly tactical assault knives. Even more dangerous than assault rifles, assault knives have a nearly unlimited number of stabbings in them. Occasionally, you'll need to sharpen it, but as long as you have command of an arm and a hand, you've got as many stabs as you want out of the tactical assault knives. Add the ability to throw the tactical assault knife at a target some distance away, and you've now got a ranged tactical assault knife. The coating is so the blood of infants just beads up and rolls off like rain on a freshly-waxed car. Light and strong, the tactical assault knife is feared from pole to pole. I hope you have friends in the justice system, user. You're fucked. You'd have been better off with a shed full of fertilizer and a backpack full of blasting caps.

...fucking tactical assault knives. Never thought I'd see such degeneration in my lifetime.

>Folding, non-lock blade knives are legal to carry if the blade length does not exceed 7 cm

That's probably what fucked you OP.

Also, by chance, did you order it from outside the Schengen area?
By the photos it looks like one of those chinese knockoffs, decent knives for the price but if they have the brand name they are a counterfeit product.

Always remember the golden rule of buying knioves in Europe: only buy big knives (i.e. above the legal size) on the Schengen area.
From outside the fucks in customs will fuck you anyway they can.

For example here if the blade is above 10cm they try to make you get a police to take a look at it and clear it in customs, for the humble sum of 500€ (or something idiotic like that).
Thing is if you call/e-mail the police's weapons and firearms section they'll normally clear it for free, you give them the info and they just send an e-mail to customs.

Remember: getting knives from outside of Schengen gets you fucked in the ass.

Have you considered a javelin? i use to open carry one and no one ever complained.

user is that federal law? As in must all prosecutors offices oblige these rights regardless of state?

I'm just curious

You got a loicense for that blade, bruv?

it really annoys me when niggers bang on their knives like that, get a fucking small saw for fucks sake no need to bean on a 100$+ knife

kill all the elites in your fucking country, the EU would benefit from a second French Revolution. Rospiere did nothing wrong.

>That's probably what fucked you OP.
Disregard, I suck cocks.

>fixed-blade knives are legal to own if the blade is no longer than 12 cm

Still the Schengen area stuff might apply.

Someone's a paralegal+ , good advice user

Wtf, Denmark is even worse than us on this.

underrated comment

Good answer.