My wife is pregnant and we're having a girl. I need a good non degenerate conservative name. Help me Jow Forums. Also...

My wife is pregnant and we're having a girl. I need a good non degenerate conservative name. Help me Jow Forums. Also, what am I in for?

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>I need a good non degenerate conservative name.
"Brandi with an I". She totally won't grow up into a histrionic cutter who fucks a bunch of guys before joining the military and "settling down" with some beta who marries her used up ass

Adolf

Leia

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Name her Whoretina then kill yourself.

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Daenerys.

>trips
Kek has spoken. You must name her Adolf now. I would not recommend disobeying those digits.

Come on I need support. If it means anything, mom is Vietnamese and I'm white.

Is there a female equivalent?

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Pure hell. Congrats. Name her Jeeves for me, desu.

Hahahaha
Now you have to.

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Norval

Stacy

Gargamel

Stick with European royalty.

BASTE

>If it means anything, mom is Vietnamese and I'm white.
Nah now you have to name her Adolf. Those are the rules of repeating int.egers.

Elisabeth

Charlotte the harlot

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Kek has spoken.

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Adolphe

cecil

checked

Erika. How is this even a question?
youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

>me and my wife

>not a boy

get out bugman

'Missy Cumbucket'

Lecni

Victoria

Catherine the Cunt

Sophia

Based

amelia

Zyklon B

>good non degenerate conservative name.
>Sarah
>Tiffany
>Diana
>Hannah
>Julie
>Victoria

lana because its anal backwards

HE IS HERE!

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Ann, Sue, Betty, Lisa etc since halfchink
Also slide/bait/troll thread is likely here

>Having a daughter

Best of luck, so far I've only had sons. The idea of a daughter is neat but also terrifying desu.

IT IS DECIDED

le-a, and the dash dont be silent.

jeweena

Erika

Never met a
>Victoria
>Hannah
>Tiffany
Who wasnt a degen slut

>Zyklon B

You have to feminize it -- 'Zyklonia'.

But she'll probably end up getting called 'Zyke the Dyke'

Taisha is a good choice

Christina

Theodora
Catherine
Margaret
Caroline
Charlotte
Beatrice
Diana
Fiona
Helen
Sophia

don't name your daughter Tiffany

>Sarah
>Tiffany
>Julie

I hope you're not serious.

Virginia Dare

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Name her something retarded so she's ostracized. Only way she wont fuck everything that moves at 10+

Sophia or Sophie, Amalia, Laurin, Albrun, Christina, Katharina, Victoria, Leonore

post her feet

Arya

middle name starts w/ N

A hellenic name. you can't ask for better name.

Muhammad or Fatima

No bait, my wife is legit pregnant with our first kid and I'm scared. I was thinking of Laura but not sure.

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OP you have your answer.

Jessica.

Child support.

It will depend on your last name.

Natalie
Ashley
Elizabeth
Gloria
Rachel
Samantha
Jessica
Danielle

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Madelaine

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Adolfina, Adolfa

Just because you know roasties with said name. Doesn't mean it's a decent Girl's name.
>A kid in my high school was named Tiffany and gave a blowjob on the bus.
>ruined forever!!!

6 of those are slut names

Grace

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>Good trad names that still sound pretty

Abigail
Annette
Amanda
Bridgette
Catherine
Elizabeth

It's not hard

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Name her something easy to remember so when I'm in my 50s and she's 13 I'll remember her name while i'm railing her.

everyone knows tiffany is turboslut name lamo@ ur life if you ever consider naming your kid that

Elizabeth
Isabella
Victoria
Maria/Mary
Amelia/Emily
Catherine
Diana
Helen/Helena

Look at other European royal families for names, but those ones are off the top of my head.

every Ashley I ever met ended up a slut so stay away from that name.
I would suggest Candace

>Is there a female equivalent?

Aida.

Why not go retro by 100 years?

ssa.gov/oact/babynames/decades/names1910s.html

Mary
Helen
Dorothy
Margaret
Ruth
Mildred
Anna
Elizabeth
Frances
Virginia
Marie
Evelyn
Alice
Florence
Lillian
Rose
Irene
Louise
Edna

Lana would be cool

Adolfin

>doesn't mean it's a decent
Doesn't mean it's not a decent*
fuck me
>Laura
Pretty solid one.

Eleanor

Katherine

*tips söylent*

Don't be retarded, they're only sluts if the parents don't raise them properly.

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Charlotte

i'm surprised no-one has posted the ultimate cuck pasta yet

did he lock his fucking knees?

You want to start on a good foot. Naming your girl Ashley or Jessica is asking for it

>Virginia
this one is fun because you can nickname them Ginny

You could take a christian female name.
Choose the name wisely and take one with a meaning.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_women_in_the_Bible
momjunction.com/articles/beautiful-christian-baby-girl-names_00329836/

Sophia, Phoebe, Helena, Diana, Hera, Persephone, Eurydice, Adriadne

>Charlotte
You can call her chuck for short if you want.

Give her a royal name
If you're English try Ann or Elizabeth etc

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do it!

Seriously, you should name your daughter after a woman you respect.

So you'll get no help from Jow Forums

This is a great selection. Theodora has a classical feel to it. What would be the short form?

Barbara is probably the most boring name I can think of.

Augustus Pinochet

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Whatever your surname is, her given names should match.
For instance potato niggers should be called names like Seamus O'Halloran, Niamh Sheehy. Scots Robert Campbell, Andrew McKenzie. Spics Consuela Gonzalez, Juan Garcia. Welsh should only be called names like Gareth Evans, Myfanwy Thomas Etc etc etc.

That way you know who you are dealing with, any cross cultural naming is fucking retarded and discredits your child's ancestors and heritage.

Gertrude
Prudence
Chastity
Helen
Bertha

I'll be honest, I don't really like those two personally.
But the others are OK assuming you aren't a degenerate father.

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pucci lana (last name)

Ashley

Misty, melodies, airaleasa airbelle.

>you should name your daughter after a woman you respect.
/thread

Helen and Alice are good along with Margaret, Rose is more of a middle name.

Top kek, might as well name her Pandora