Don't say I never gave you anything

kek

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>DRUMF IS LITERALLY HITLER
>REEEEEEE
Why is Abe so based?

ITS. OVER.

What a fucking alpha. Watching him humilate these goofs time and again is amazing. Merkel knows she can't do anything about it either since her country's economic superiority is done at the expense of the rest of Europe which is in turn propped up by our military. She wants to make a stink? Okay we'll pull our military out. See how well you do when all of that money you devote to everything else has to make up the cost of our military.

THE MADMAN!

Germanshita on suicide watch

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exactly once again japan is allied of the nazis

This Starburst diplomacy is what those freeloaders in Europe deserve.

Japan on the right side of history again?

Crazy.

Its almost time for your shower donkey

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TOP FUCKING KEK!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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>starburst diplomacy
COINED

I'm very glad our cuck minister isn't in the picture

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Starburst Diplomacy.

Saved.

And she took it like a BITCH! Will the shekraut from hell ever recover?

>based

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BASED
A
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She is struggling to keep her position in germany at the moment

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Rolling for merkel fired

Is bottom real? Did based Simpsons predict this, too?

Holy shit I thought it was fake. The fucking madman actually did it. What timeline are we in?

I’ve never hated a president so much before. I’ve never hated anyone so much before. I loved President Obama and Hillary.

i love this man. i trully do

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I'm honestly still proud that we memed a billionaire troll into office.

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haha nice

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Oops meant to post that to the (((you))) you replied to

the military won't get pulled out. germany, japan and SK - the significant countries with the highest IQs - have been occupied since WWII.

this isn't a coincidence. don't be a retard. this is done to control the competition.

My gods, he's like a Caligula or Andrew Jackson.

I fucking love this timeline. What's best is he's only a year into his presidency, imagine the possibilities. What will Trump's ultimate troll end up being?

With memes of this quality, resistance is futile.

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I don't know how anyone can hate him. That's fucking hilarious.

Because Nips are honorary Aryans.

Two scoops
Two womps
Two starbursts
Two terms

Fucking based. The candyman trump.

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I lol'd

FUCKING B A S E D

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womp womp

aside from it being funny, you know damn well this is total FAKE FUCKING NEWS. a classic example of it. some small detail is taken and spun as something it wasn't.

Lmao I really hope this is true and not more rumor from """"Anonymous sources"""""

This. Trump probably handed her some starburst to be friendly and meant this as a joke.

But I want to believe

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what kind of facial structure is this

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She’s so unattractive I almost pity her. Almost being the key word.

Slav-German rape baby.

I had to see it visually lol

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Because Trump claimed he could send 25 million uneducated Mexican migrants to Japan and Abe would be forced out of office, and Abe knows this is absolutely correct.

franken(((STEIN)))

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Don't say I never gave you anything Jow Forums

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Communist

>trump gives merkel a starburst candy
>one week later he announces the US Space Force
What did he mean by this?

>Lmao I really hope this is true and not more rumor from """"Anonymous sources"""""
It might not be true (I hope it is), but the source isn't anonymous, it's Ian Bremmer, who was present.

Make it B17s or B24s and it's golden

Yes, Matt groening is a modern day prophet

>swole Homer

Holy shit, let's fuckin slaughter lefties

>implying you wouldn't

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Nah. I would definitely shag the crazy haired bitch in the middle. She looks fun. Merkel looks fucking creepy.

>Space Force
>STAR Burst
>Space Burst
>Star Force
hmmmmm jellows the mellow

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It’s the slouching shoulders that bothers me. Her shoulder slouch is super annoying

................whoa

youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c

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Would fuck the communism out of her.

I dunno man, the B-29s WERE the ones who dropped the nukes after all. They also were so good that the USSR had to make clones of it.

Amazing

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B29s weren't used over Germany though, doesn't fit the context of the joke

What a time to be alive!

If you were able to go back in time and get her to fall in love with you and produce children. Then she would have reason to secure a future for her white children.

>Rubbing his dick all over the face of EU bureaucrats

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brutalism

Holy fuck, Trump is legit based as fuck

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HAH eurofaggots btfo and they just took it

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I'm torn between deep concern for trade relations and loving that Hillary East is getting teabagged

Ok fair enough, ill just wait for japan to do some stupid shit then.

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What is this a celebration for ants?

>Proof it happened
>Liberal media source with no actual evidence
When did we start believing left wing media?

Is Starburst /ourcandy/?

>ill just wait for japan to do some stupid shit then.
Japan will never fail us

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And memed the border to Wyoming, apparently.

No, it's Merkel's.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Just imagine how fucking gay the G7 would have been if Hillary was president. Just Angela and Hilldog lapping up each other's crusty cunts.

>Starburst diplomacy
This phrase shall live in infamy

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Based if true.

Well this picture just became ten times more appropriate

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Liberals don't have a sense of humor. Their minds must be racing to interpret this as sinister or stupid in any way. lmfao

What are the odds, was that picture drawn before the real life event?