>be me >be in woods >I got a ten minutes head start >It's not enough >but I don't really want to get away >but I don't want to make it easy either >I've been training, I can run 1.5 miles in 8:45 >nowhere near good enough though >CLACK CLACK CLACK >clogs >my head start is over >CLACK CLACK CLACK >she's speeding up >I trip >I'm terrified and excited >CLACK CLACK CLACK >she's already caught up >I feel the straight edge of her jaw crash into the back of my head >Her muscular arms flip me over like a pancake >she tears my jeans in two with her bare hands >I'm already erect >I've been erect for days >she grabs me by the throat and mounts >no build up, she instantly hits me with a terrifying rhythm >each time she comes back down I feel my hips start to shatter >somehow she's speeding up >I'm in agony >and ecstacy >my dick can't take it >the banjo snaps >I can feel blisters starting to form >blood everywhere >she speeds up more >I knew I'd never walk again, but I'm not even sure I'll survive now >I'm blacking out >but I feel the white hot lava travelling up the old volcano shaft >my eyes roll black >colour bleeds out the world around me >I feel as if every ounce of fluid in my body is being shot directly into her womb >Vision is black now >her hand is still round my throat >it starts to losen >she dismounts gently >that's when the pain started to become apparent >my hips are dust >I feel tired >but happy >I welcome death now >I have reached the pinnacle of life >good night
Imagine being a functioning male with adequate testosterone levels and not finding Daffers the peek at female attractiveness it's literally not possible
Dog shit in the tread of your bmx bike tyres in the 90s, picking it out with a twig, remember? It was everywhere, even treading in it walking down the shops then going out in yer Dads brand new car and only realising it’s on the bottom of yer shoe after that dog shit stench started circulating the car and that look on yer dads face. Seems that dog shit is still around these days with this disgusting thread. Bag up this shit and dump it in the dog shit bin just where the shit belongs.
Yeah, but you only listened in Dec~ of last year. I remember urging people years ago. Before Brexit, before the US election. Before that retard yktd spammed 100 posts per thread. All you had to do was take time to look at the specifics as opposed to just the idea of crypto, and you’d have seen its worth.
The only people who held are people who look at the techincal side and not just a ‘cool’ idea and way to get rich quick. Although many get rich quick types still actually did get rich quick purely on luck and stupidity. Anyway, I’m sure I remember you posting without a trip, even.. years ago but I could be mistaken.
Jason Rogers
Other than a vagina, what's the difference between that and a muscley guy?
Cooper Wright
>if you're not gay you're effeminate
nice try faggot
Hunter James
Zeno's paradox was no use in this case? Fucking proles...
I'm still HODL, I'm too far gone now to sell. I will say I've learnt a lot though by fire, I still hold out hope for that XLM exchange, but I've not been following the news. HODL till I die now
Lads why do we have so many millionaires relative to other countries when our income is so shit?
Mason Howard
Enough to get slightly tipsy but not enough to make me tired. Just left me dehydrated and pissing every 5 minutes. My fault for drinking slowly. Should have necked the lot.
Zachary Bell
I love Daffers she makes me want to be a better person for Daffers I'm going to quit the drink and shitfood I will get to a decent level of fitness again maybe not my old army standards, but there about Thank you Daffers xxx
>she will never make you her footslave after a hard days training >she will never perform a takedown and mount your face >she will never make you drink her piss direct from the source >she will never domestic abuse you and make you do all the house chores bollock naked with the reward of licking her shitter
how can all these millennial blokes with huge muscles and skimpy clothes and undercuts and sculpted facial hair not realize how homosexual they look? they look gayer than gays ffs.
Adrian Long
t. Incel neckbeard
Your actions are more important than how you look, and I bet they do more than you.. whilst dressed like effeminate fairies
Henry Robinson
>deano feels insulted and retaliates with suppositions
Brandon Sanchez
>incel neckbeard feels insecure so lashes out at those not failing as much as him
Isaiah Kelly
tell me more about myself based solely on the fact i'm tired of dickhead millennials who look like gay pornstars to boot
Oliver Perry
>Your actions are more important than how you look, Personal presentation is a set of actions, brainlet
A mate of mine put a big lump of dogshit down the back of my jumper one time when we were 14. He said he thought it was mud but that cunt knew what it was.
I had to walk 2 miles home with dogshit smeared down the back of my neck.
That guy had a strange relationship with dog shit tbf. It seemed like every time we hung out he managed to stand in it somehow. I think he did it on purpose. One time he used a toothbrush and a big bottle of water to scrub the smushy dog shit out of the treads on his shoe. The idiot flicked and sprayed little particles of dog shit fucking all over himself. He was laughing the whole time. Laughing as little specks of shit flicked all over his face and teeth while we all stood and watched in horror from a safe distance. I didn't see him throw that toothbrush away, either. I think he took it home with him. I think that was his plan all along.
>A mate of mine put a big lump of dogshit down the back of my jumper one time when we were 14. He said he thought it was mud but that cunt knew what it was.
>I had to walk 2 miles home with dogshit smeared down the back of my neck.
>That guy had a strange relationship with dog shit tbf. It seemed like every time we hung out he managed to stand in it somehow. I think he did it on purpose. >One time he used a toothbrush and a big bottle of water to scrub the smushy dog shit out of the treads on his shoe. The idiot flicked and sprayed little particles of dog shit fucking all over himself. He was laughing the whole time. Laughing as little specks of shit flicked all over his face and teeth while we all stood and watched in horror from a safe distance. I didn't see him throw that toothbrush away, either. I think he took it home with him. I think that was his plan all along.
He was a weird kid that Pube.
ftfy
Isaiah Reed
you fucking dyel bitch
Cooper Jackson
Felchmong
Alexander Thompson
how come it's always you nutcases that are obsessed with me
i always attract the craziest of birds and now the craziest of fans
Lol dogshit always makes me nostalgic, to be honest. Used to be everywhere did that dogshi back in my day... now what with health and safety pc bollocks, you just don’t step in it anymore do you?
Logan Sullivan
Eddie
Nolan Miller
Well he is scouse
His girlfriend is probably an armed burgler slash bodybuilder
Xavier Mitchell
I was once walking to the park with my gf when I was about 13 and I stood in dogshit and was so embarrassed I split up with her kek
