>I love getting to wake up early in the morning to eat some cold sugary meal >before getting into my financed car (only 2 years of payments left then a lump sum at the end and its completely mine! I may even be able to sell it to get a deposit for a recent model!) >I love that I get to drive for 30 mins to work while everyone else does, everyone gets to see me looking smart in my car while I listen to music through a subscription package >turn up to work nice and early, 9-5 means I'm working at 9. My boss loves this attitude, I don't mind, its only an hour and a half out of my day anyway before work. >get 30 mins to rapidly eat as much food as possible, I enjoy batch cooking and eating the same thing every day. It's familiar. >5pm rolls round, I finish my tasks which carry me over to around half 5 before I'm in my car. Again what's 30 min? >takes another 30 mins to get home, I have a microwave meal at home waiting, its so convenient and saves time! >once eaten its usually around 7pm, which is probably a little bit late to head to the gym or do any sports or decent reading/studying, because I have to make sure my accomodation is clean and tidy and landlord has an inspection soon. >guess I better prepare for bed for around 10. I would hate to be tired at work. >oh boy though I can't wait for the weekend. I can watch Netflix without worrying about work and can go shopping! I don't mind that everyone else is out and everything takes longer, its the weekend!
Why do you do it Jow Forums? I understand we all work, but why do we make adjustments around our health and quality of life or the convenience of our place of employment? Is the full time work pattern (whether shift or 9-5) the ultimate way to cuck yourself?
>wake up at 9:30 >get into my car my rich mom paid for >get to work at 10 >shave off two hours just by shitting, smoking, and eating at my desk >leave at 6 >spend rest of the night enjoying myself >go to bed at 4 AM >wake up at 9, rinse, and repeat it's not glamorous and I'll never be rich but no one tells me how to live my life and I am content I'm tired every day but I still get my work done because I'm not a fag like OP I do it because I'm lazy and it genuinely upsets people who work their ass off they wonder how you're able to only work 6 hours a day, get paid for 8, and spend the other 16 enjoying your life they'll freak out and scream about how I'm a slacker but the truth is they don't want to accept that they stupidly equate work success with personal satisfaction
Austin Butler
Oops! You forgot: >Can call the emergency services for minor home problems Non-taxpayers btfo
I walk to work at 8am listening to method man, arrive at 8.30, make a nice coffee then yarn about my night with the lads while I clean up my ticket queue, schedule my day with some drawn out service calls then proceed to shit post between real life and Jow Forums.
I would do this for free, seriously. I've spent a long time unemployed with little pressure to work and I was so fucking bored regardless of what the activity was. The summit of reward is only as high as the effort expended to climb it.
Wake up at 130pm. Head to my job where i tell chinese suppliers to ship material to the us for manufacturing. Get off at 11pm... Go to gym, no one is there, go to super market and self check out. Game for two hours, repeat. Get drunk on the weekends or dont because weight gain.
Levi Ortiz
You're doing it wrong user. Make the investment in yourself and start your own business. If you have the fortitude to see it through, you will be better off in a decade than grinding away at a dead end job. You will work many more hours though depending on the field. And if by financed car you mean leased, get out from under that asap.
Matthew Foster
> Wake up hung over and I fucked another hipster girl last night > 15 minute shower > Who the fuck eats breakfast? > Ride bike through gridlocked city traffic and it's fun as fuck > Read political blogs at work all day > Do an hour or two if bullshit in Excel > Go to a few meetings that are 50% shooting shit and socializing > Tech company has steak and salad and shit, fresh food > More blogs > Whole team leaves at 4:30 to go get drunk at a bar > Peace out and go home to anime t we and jerk off until 2AM
There's crunch times a few times a year where we're doing 12 hour days but God damn it's even exciting. Some people really get fucked in their careers. It varies from desk to desk, company to company. Don't be a fucking sucker who works hard and commutes. Fuck that
Caleb Evans
>waking up at 3:00 >at work at 3:00 >going to bed at 3:00
What sort of frozen clock world does this man live in?
Jacob Roberts
he does shiftwork on the chinese border
Brandon Cooper
5 hrs of sleep is way too little. It makes you susceptible to cancer.
This is why you are always tired. (duhh).
There is a guy who calls himself the "sleep diplomat". Cringey name, but he's really competent. Check out his podcast with joe rogan
>not going to a gym near your work so you can fit it in >not making your own food at the weekends so you can eat healthy during the week when you come home, not just at lunch >eating sugary crap for breakfast instead of eggs/oatz/fruit >not managing your time better so you're out the door at 5 >"I'm cleaning my apartment" excuse instead of going for a run or socialising
Yes, your job is the problem here user
Robert Barnes
wake up whenever i want. go to work whenever i want. 6 figure salary. don't wear suit or suck bosses dick in fact tell them regularly to fuck off and stop being stupid swedes. still get promotions. spend all day on pol or watching shit. occasionally type some linux commands.
life good.
Hunter Bennett
>wake up at 2pm >morning piss is a deep yellow as usual >back to my fettid room to grind for gold on a korean mmo >4pm, half hour to parents get home from work, had better make it look like ive left my room >stay in room until dinner >back to room >can hear parents talking about how much of a disappointment i am >think of a good reason to beg for money to spend on loot boxes >be 30 years old >never touched a fanny >women recoil in disgust when they smell your musk on the rare occasion you leave the house Neets are disgusting and bring shame upon their families.
Austin Martinez
>tfw I work from 4pm-1am >tfw I do work from 4-10pm then shitpost on Jow Forums and clean until 1am because customers are non-existent past 10
It is nice to contribute to society.
Aaron Martinez
I don't.
Literally work part time now and trade cryptos and stocks :).
Fucking being a wagie.
Gonna be retired at 35 hopefully.
Benjamin Thompson
>buying a car on finance >subscribing to shit instead of ripping it off the internet >eating microwave shit Good good goyim
I do a 9-5 Traffic is a mess, but I'm kinda satisfied. I have a car, a gf I meet at least 3 times per week plus in the weekend, I will never be rich nor I ever wanted to. I still game whenever possible, it's one of the many hobbies I have including smoking, drawing and travelling.
Life is so much better when you have money and you dont get to ask anything to nobody. I don't give a fuck about anything else, it's too important. I hust want to live in peace and see my girl smiling at me.
Great expectations bring to disappointments. Tiny satisfactions can carve in your memory forever.
I used to blame the father for being a poor role model, lately though im coming to the realization that at the end of the day most parents want the best for their kid but laziness and degeneracy on the child's part manifests into neet tendencies. I feel bad for a mother who knows she will never have grandkids and has to wash the piss stains out of their grown child's undies.
Casually, unceremoniously and disdainfully saged and hidden.
Levi Cook
>Why do you do it Jow Forums
We used to do it for our wives and children. So that they could be safe and have a chance to grow up not knowing hunger. We'd sit in the cubicle and fantasize 100 different ways of killing ourselves but what kept us coming home were our families. That's all we have.
Now our wives hate us because muh patriarchy and our daughters are too busy fucking sucking nigger dick in middle school.
Why go on.
Wyatt Flores
>wake up at 4 >shower, coffee, eat, drive >wait in my car listening to radio news for 15 minutes >head in, piss >get sign out, go to unit, work independently fot the most part >eat whenever I want >give sign out at 6 >drive home >eat quick >bed at nine >repeat twice >4 days off
Why don't you work based 12 hour shifts Jow Forums?
>wake up around 11 am >spend few more hours just lying in bed and wallowing in self-pity >force myself to get out of bed and have a breakfast around 2 - 3 pm >read or do some freelance work if I need money >start drinking around 5 >shitpost and think about tfw no gf >have a dinner at 9 >drink until I pass out or just cry myself to sleep if I can’t afford alcohol (usually around 00 - 01 am) Rope soon.
Jonathan Gonzalez
We are going to take back what was lost
Kayden Watson
>28 >still working on my master's degree, been in education since childhood >nearing the end >get physically ill and have to put internship on hold >being afraid of graduating and leaving this comfy lifestyle probably has something to do with it Really don't want to end up becoming a wagecuck. But then again I have no energy to carve out a comfy lifestyle for myself so I fear the worst.
Landon Morales
Where do you work?
Adam Flores
>paying taxes to support the replacement of your race and enslavement of your country Is there anything more cucked? Wagecucks could today refuse to contribute anymore and it would all stop by tomorrow.
Ian Turner
Get the fuck out of Serbia retard. All of those countries are fucked bruv, get to real Europe, the US, or SK and assimilate.
Ryder Moore
Hospital
Wyatt Bennett
Seriously man, no fucking border patrol in the US is going to think twice about some gawky looking european. You could live your whole life here and never even have to become a citizen.
James Sanders
I run my own shit during the day, after that, I go home to my housekeeping girl and help her with our garden. Or I go fishing so we have fresh dinner. The goal is self-reliance and no need for money. Or at least LESS need for money. Im 30 now, so perhaps in 10 years time I can fully focus on my homestead. Until then, I will continue to slave, at least I am my own master.
Justin Nguyen
what do you do?
Gavin Edwards
been a neet and been employed, being employed is far better you have more money than what the government grants you simple no other reason for me
Oliver Baker
>upsets people who work their asses off because they pick up your slack You're a fucking nigger
Carter Barnes
>wake at noon >eat breakfast at the cafe across the street and read emails >if I’m hungover. work from home, otherwise drive to work >work for until 8 >drive home, go out with friends >sleep >weekends go to music/art shows or hiking It’s not so bad user
Cooper Hernandez
>I fucked a hipster girl t. Hasn’t had sex in a month
Andrew Young
> Be electrical engineer, working in software ATM > Working from home 4 days of the week, the 1 day is for business meetings > Get up at 5am, eat wholesome breakfast > Log on, get some work done 6am-11am > Log full hours, but spend at least 30% of the time doing contracting work and herding your investments > Break from 11am-2pm, go out, eat good lunch, maybe exercise > Break can be as long as I want it to be > Wrap up the workday by 4pm > 4pm-10pm freetime
I want to earn as much money as possible and then retire early. That's the reason why I do it. Also because I'm hella afraid of the future and a clockwork life is a means of escapism. At least until 4pm.
Julian Anderson
It’s really not that bad here. Serbia is an okay country. I’d feel the same way in the USA too.
Nolan Cooper
You lose it all in 2 years, I guarantee it.
Nathaniel Watson
story of my life
Daniel Foster
This is basically why I'd rather be homeless than a wage slave
Asher Martin
A few years ago I was homeless....this seemed like a better option
>get your shit stolen by niggers >adolescent drunk girls set you on fire >always on the run from the Police in case you get charged for misdemeanours >Local Council hates your guts for shitting the streets up >truck of peace runs you over
Do your homework son.
Christian Collins
I was a NEET once and have been leeching off my dad to go to school for a few years now. Stuff like this has made me resolve to just kill myself if I ever end up in that situation again.
Daniel Flores
I work security afternoon shifts 3-11. Its amazing. I get good money, and just watch movies, videos and browse pol/ all day.
I used to work the same shift. It sucked ass. Nothing to do after work but I was still hyped from being on my feet for 8 hours so I wouldn't fall asleep until at least 3 (usually 4). Then I'd get up at 12 and have three hours to myself. Had to factor about 20 minutes to get ready and a half hour commute there and back, which granted was my own fault for taking a job so far away, but honestly, I was much happier doing a morning shift from 8 to 4, and I've been on a NEET night owl sleeping pattern for years.
Liam Mitchell
With all the doxing going on I don't want to say much other than it's so fucking easy. Sleep and socialise your way up the ladder. You won't get up there unless someone already at the top pulls you up. I might be sleazy but I'm at home about to run my one errand of the day and then go back home for more relaxing or i might take my old mum for lunch at t pub. I can't even put my job title here. It's like being a lottery winner and I don't want to fuck it up for a quick brag. Axl knows a song about this m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNE2Oqut238
Christopher Hill
Artist, Part time worker but the art is taking off a bit so hoping I c an just do that.
Yeah there were a couple of faggots at my work that got to sit all day, it seemed like a good gig, they both just happened to be dickheads about it (one guy was 300 pounds and like 5'9 and called me out on a deportment violation because I would come in with my shirt unbuttoned due to it being hard to drive in).
Were you on a solitary site, too? That would have been manageable, most likely.
Hunter Gray
short answer; yes. slightly longer answer; revolution is a better/needed solution at this time.
Thomas Myers
Atm I am working from home drawing and planning for a small metal construction business. I like that I can choose my work hours on my own. But it's not much money. So I am thinking about getting another full time job. Maybe even get away from the construction business and into something completely different. Any suggestions, pol?
Jordan Sullivan
Electrician is a great job. Decent pay, always in demand, requires enough brain power to scare off idiots. Highly recommend it if you’re looking for honest work.
Gabriel Watson
>wake up at 6:30 >have breakfast and groom myself >take the bus at 7:20 >arrive my office at 7:50 >meeting with my team >work til 10:30 >coffee/ping pong break >"work" til 12 >another meeting before lunch >work til 14:30 >break >meeting >leave at 16:00 >catch the bus at 16:20 >arrive college at 17:00 >class starts at 18:00, gotta kill time >take class >leave at 22:00 >catch bus at 22:25 >get home at 23:15 >I seldom eat supper >"hey user wanna play some games?" t. a friend >"nah dude I'm tired I'm gonna crash" >repeat Yeah it's not pretty but future me will be grateful, also my job is comfy and easy. I finish school this year so everything will smooth out next year hopefully. Also I need to get me a girl, coming home to a dark cold room with nobody waiting for you is harsh... at least I'll get a dog or cat.
Thomas Taylor
>wake up at 11 >start drinking at 5 nice self control, thats a solid 6 hours you're avoiding a drink, I couldn't do that.
Zachary Perez
Yes, electrician would be nice. But here in Germany it would take me a few years to obtain the necessary qualifications. I struggle to find that "that's what I want to do with my life"-moment.
Samuel Nelson
> wake up
Andrew Morris
>wake up at 07:30 >arrive at work at 08:00 >workout in company gym and use sauna until 09:00 >have breakfast with mates until 10:00 >work until 13:00 >take 2h lunch break and get shitfaced with mates >get back to the office and work for another 2h until 17:00 >go to after hours social business lounge >do coke in the bathroom >fuck a different slutty businesswoman every day >arrive home at 00:00 >fall asleep >wake up >repeat
I fucking love marketing
Ayden Peterson
fuck you
Dylan Wood
>wake up at 5:30 >go for a jog >come back, eat breakfast >eggs, toast, oatmeal, fruit, I change it up all the time >go to work for 8:30 >my job is fake so we stand around all day talking and joking. Sometimes we go out to bars or purchase runs for the company and just have fun >come home at 3:30 (if we even want to stay all day) >workout 3 days a week, other days dive into whatever I want
Why do incels want to be jobless again?
Sebastian Anderson
Make your own passion. I spent too much time trying to find meaning in my work. I think if you can afford to live comfortably and don’t hate every second of your job, you’ve got it made.
Dylan Nelson
>be pilot at a major airline >be MGTOW >be making well into the 6 figures >mfw normie threads like this dont affect me
Grayson Wright
So far it was always the repetition that made me hate my jobs, even if I liked them in the first place. But yes totally agree.
Zachary Bennett
>mfw I essentially get paid to listen to audiobooks and drink free tea/coffee/juice and eat free snacks >hardest part of my job is that it's boring >pay is /comfy/ and can go much higher >study whatever I want all day or read the classical canon >start work at 7, get out at 3, never see rush hour traffic >20 minute bikeride to work >work in an office with a window on the 17th floor, fantastic view of the city >manager is super chill, thinks her job is to make my job easier >work always gives us free shit. Free starfags giftcards, free breakfast burritos, free coffee cake, free meals, free pizza, etc. It's not that bad as long as I don't need to do it the rest of my life (I don't.) If it were on my own time I would never have listened to War and Peace or the Illiad. I look at it like a second dose of college.
William White
>tfw work for county Gov, make great money, shut post all day, and go home at 3 Seriously any antisocial snobs looking for work seek positions in your state. You'll be working with boomers whi are just learning about computers and you get done a days work in an hour.
Landon Stewart
industry? >If it were on my own time I would never have listened to War and Peace I don't know why people bitch about this, or why it's even a meme. It's not that long or torturous.
Oliver Martinez
>wake up between 4 and 5 am >have a coffee >drive to work, under 10 mins, no traffic >pick up my load, do deliveries in a van >play on my phone while i drive, shitpost here, watch my altcoins drop, or my shorts get liquidated (pun bc coffee sharts) >finish around noon, go home sleep for an hour, forget that i ever went to work >fuck around for rest of day >go to bed early >get kidnapped by aliens >shower, food and shopping may happen at any time even while i am working, though, seldom while i'm sleeping >weekend is for drugs (psychedelics, rarey ice)
Josiah Myers
>wake up around 8pm. >usually shit and shower then eat some tendies or leftover pizza >usually play vidya or play fetch with my dog for an hour >work is 15 minutes away doing graveyard security at a warehouse that's not active at night >spend night watching Netflix, shooting the shit with co-workers while doing once an hour perimeter checks >personal goal is at *least* 10 miles a night in foot to help burn off excess calories from my tendie diet >get off work 6am and hit gym, nothing serious just 20-30 min light jog and some casual weightlifting >get home and play with dog, watch cartoons, jerk off, vidya until around 1-2pm then sleep and start over
I will never be rich but this Warehouse is on the outskirts of a small town and I get 17 an hour and my apartment only cost 500 rent.
I'm able to put away money every month while paying all my bills and I have zero debt.
I may not be here forever but while I'm here I'm building up a savings and my life is absolutely stress free.
It ain't all bad.
Anthony Rodriguez
It's pretty dry bruh. I read a LOT of /lit/, mostly thanks to this job. Anything I can find an audiobook for. I fucking despise anything written after 1970, at very latest. 1800s /lit/ is best /lit/. Point is I would never put on an audiobook while shitposting on 4chinz as a NEET. But while I'm trapped in an office for 8 hours a day I've been burning through material at a rapid pace. I kill several books a week... how many people can say that? Any normal office job is like this.
That wasn't my experience at all. t. was homeless for 14 months in Sydney
Owen Morales
Yeah that guy's an idiot, being homeless in 2018 isn't too bad, the only thing that sucks is not having a bathroom or laundry
Gavin Johnson
Capitalism is an anti white system. Its a system where only a small portion of the population can actually succeed and that number shrinks a little each year due to automation and outsourcing. Only retarded rich people that have always had it made actually think this system is going to last. They are even so oblivious they actually think the poor will help them overthrow the government in their ancap fantasies.
Josiah Ward
t. jelly nigger who can't hustle. gommunism would have us all equal in ragamuffinhood. Read Stirner.
Ayden Gonzalez
I had both, shower and toilet facilities at every beach in Sydney (we have a lot).
Logan Cook
>homeless Lived in a car?
Charles Thompson
I can't speak for the rest of you, but last week I intubated a nine year old who got stung by a bee and went into anaphylaxis, saving his life. Do something that matters, find fulfillment in your work.
Luke Scott
nah, slept mostly in Hyde park
Christopher Garcia
>fulfillment in work Your job does not define you, remember you are an expendable goy who can be replaced the next day by someone who can do it faster and better than you.
>not microwaving oatmeal at the office >not buying an unimpressive used jap car you could pay off quickly to commute in >not leaving extra early to avoid rush hour >not working a 6-2 >not finishing at 2 and avoiding rush hour >not swinging by your favorite local bar/restaurant after work to have a beer and meal with the locals >not getting off at 2 so you don't have time to do other things >not planning a routine of socialization or travel on your weekends.
You suck at being an adult.
Ryder Rogers
>he doesn't work 3 twelve hour night shifts/week pulling in 120k
Lol
Matthew Gray
>wake up at 8:45 >leave home at 9:15 >come to work at 9:45 >answer emails and urgent shit until 12:30 >go for lunch until 2pm >develop something and enhance a product >5pm usually receive urgent stuff the CEO wants >6pm finish my stuff >6 to 7 go to talk with colleagues >leave work at 7pm >home at 7:30pm >go outside, see friends or go to the computer until 1-2am
Jeremiah Jackson
kek
Jonathan Allen
>Have 12 children >Workdays from 7-20 with 30 min commute. >Spend weekends with family doing cool stuff >5 week vacations doing fun stuff but in greater period this is my dream. You are a cuck
Isaiah Sullivan
It must be nice to have a window at work.
Joseph Price
My "job" is about 80% going to restaurants or bars to network with clients/potential clients as a "senior leader" (read: regional middle management with no real power or seniority) within the company to show our commitment.
Absolutely shitting myself because I'm well aware I contribute fuck all in reality and we've just got a new MD who I suspect is wise to our bullshit. Would not be surprised if my job doesn't exist in 6 months time.
Adam Nelson
lol to be honest I was never forced out, it was voluntary. My parents are wealthy who wanted me to be a doctor or an engineer, I'm just a vagabond walkabout cunt. For example, when I was 16 I traveled from Wollongong to Cairns and back using only the money I made squeegeeing cars along the way. Would recommend, Australia is fucking great.
Evan Lee
What a faggot. Join the NEET master race
Carter Gray
Yeah...
Nicholas Jones
>Work is dumb! Why you do that?? T. Basement dweller
Having money and a life is great. Yes, you start at the bottom and work hard but as your career continues if you’re not advancing to better paying more comfortable positions or starting your own business with your savings then you deserve the life of a cog and some people even like that.
Jaxson Reyes
That's the thing mate, nobody does it faster or better than I do, that's why I do what I do. It must suck having no skills.
