>be me, austrian guy
>go to germany
>economy is in shambles
>want to fix
>jokingly blame it on jews and make eradicating them my campaign slogan
>remember that german people have no sense of humor
>mfw they actually start killing all the jews
Be me, austrian guy
Landon Powell
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Wyatt Jones
James Bennett
Can confirm, that's how it happened
Aaron Cook
>what is UK cutting supply lines
>what is dysentery
>what is typhus
Jason Rogers
>Jokingly tell the foreign ministry that we should ally with Italy in order to win the war
>They can't see the sarcasm and actually organize a meeting in Florence with all the paperwork ready
>mfw have to sign it or lose face
Asher Sanders
>be me, austrian guy
>this new german guy is pretty cool
>charismatic and shit
>actually from austria, so like him even more
>he starts talking about jews
>remember this one time where a jew tried to steal my Schnitzel
>listen to what german guy has to say
>hmmm.zeitungsausschnitt
>makes sense
>ff
>he is in control of germany, wants austria to join
>99% of people say hell yes
>ff some more
>starts killing jews n gays n shit
>didn't sign up for this
>he gets killed
>ff 73 years
>people still believe it was all germany
>people still say he was german
>people still see austria as victim
>mfw
Connor Taylor
*hires arthur harris to scare the germans*
>no need to go scorched earth on them just-
>he kills them to death
Ethan Moore
>WWII was about kiling jews
Samuel James
who talked about the purpose of the war??
one really has to be romanian to be this retarded
Bentley Cooper
kek
Adrian Green
>be austrian guy
>win control of germany
>win wars in western europe
>make friends with russian guy
>share polish pie
>don't like him, might be talking shit behind my back
#triggered
>tell german generals we need to fuck em up
>madmen actually draw up plans
>can't look weak
>invade russia
>name it after ginger king
>mfw
Matthew Ross
>thread is about killing jews
>romanian acts like everyone is discussing the war
Is there something to European humor my mutt brain doesn't get?
Jacob Sanders
>mfw Italians will surely break the stalemate on the Austro-hungarian front!
Blake Butler
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Ian Lopez
It's a gypsy, don't try to understand
Just laugh that Italy is sending more of them back home to romania
Brayden Wood
>home
>romania
Their home is in Pakistan.
Luis Torres
>Be foreigner in charge of a Foreign land
>Demand a luxuruious grand capital city.
>Specificy measurements that are purely ludicrous considering my situation
>When in rome
>"Must span 25% of the land mass of the entire planet."
>I laugh and they Heil me
>fast forward some time drinking my tea
>Architects bring me the designs
>The Madmen actually drew it up.
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Gabriel Flores
Joseph Cooper
lame
Oliver Stewart
>en.wikipedia.org
Are germans a bunch of autists?
Matthew Barnes
Austria is good boi, they dindu nuffin
Matthew Rogers
>be bong
>officer in south africa
>get unit's ass kicked
>get's captured by farmers
>escape leaving the other lads
>get command in ww1
>plan gollopili expedition
>campeign a fuckup, literal turks rape us
>lol no matter only common wealth troops
>drunkenly slog through career
>ww2
>predecessor fuck up with polish alies
>get elected something or other
>almost get BTFO by luftwaffe
>staying alive because USA welfare
>drunkenly slur we will fight them on the beaches
>win war because USSR & USA
>get fired
Connor Sanchez
Both wars were supposed to be about the humiliation of germancucks.
Nathan Hill
Lel fucking allies that would have been badass
Gavin Garcia
Nice try India
Hudson Hernandez
Invading Poland was a joke too?
Caleb Roberts
Give reparations
Caleb Young
but it was a great opportunity for your country to kill 250,000 of them.
Aiden Carter
It was just a prank bro
Hunter Davis
>CAPITAL OF ALL GERMANIC PEOPLE
>Has a Latin Name
Was the cuck gene dominant in Germans even before they lost the war?
Levi Williams
>jokingly blame it on jews
yeah, sure