BREAKING: Trump to stop prosecuting migrant parents

>womps internally

t-this is 31D c-ch-chinese checkers r-right guys?

in reality those bullets should be coming from other Mexicans.

prosecuting takes too much time. deportation is faster.

Current spin is that it's fake news.

>Pedro sees this
>lightbulb
>now childless border crossers steal children to pass as their own so they aren't detained

Exactly. Quick fingerprint and retinal scan. Then into the human cannon you go and boom...back in lake tittykaka they go.

Only temporary until they can increases resources for detention. Fake news faggot

How will trumplits ever recover, amirite?

>washington post
they've stopped prosecuting, that doesn't mean they've stopped detaining

I wish

If this actually happens, then Trump cucked. Just throw the kids in jail with their beamer parents and charge them all.

>officials say
>washingtonpost
fake news

washington compost*

>“We’re suspending prosecutions of adults who are members of family units until ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) can accelerate resource capability to allow us to maintain custody,” the official said.
>until
The nothingest of all burgers I've had this week.

instead of prosecuting they will immediately be deported. win/win

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>bring along a child and you'll get to vote in the midterms
What did Trump mean by this?

I'm supposed to lose my shit over a headline carefully designed to make me lose my shit.

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Trump wants mass migration, he just needs to appear like he's against it, hence the manufactured scandals.

>Trumps locking kids up
>:O
>Obama was doing it first
:(
>LITERALLY HITLER
D:<
>OK all families allowed in
:)

Time and money.

>Nearly $50 million in the California state budget will go to expanded legal services for immigrants
latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-nearly-50-million-in-the-california-1497576640-htmlstory.html

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Indefinite detentions. Kek

Tie the fuckers down to our poorly constructed border fences. Let them rot. Build a 30' concrete wall on top of them and leave a few bones sticking out to make it aesthetically pleasing.

>Stopped prosecutions
>Families won't be separated, children are being locked up with their parents
>Indefinite detention according to new executive order
Hhmmmm

No, that was Obama's policy. Trump can't do the same thing as Obama.

It's always a bait and switch. Every time people think that Trump is being weak, he smacks the opposition with a sledge hammer.

Technically your "child" can be of voting age too

Completely disagree, I think trump is just white knuckling it and reacting to the media. There is no 4d chess or secret open borders conspiracy, the guy just bends knee if people come at him hard enough. The lefts plan is to make him look weak as shit before November so they can run ad's against Republicans using his weakness.

lol they're suspending prosecutions... which means they'll be detained indefinitely? LOL!

>My wife is sucking some illegal Mexican's dick after he stole my job
>Thank God Trump let him and his "family" through without prosecution

Bwahahaha

>No, that was Obama's policy. Trump can't do the same thing as Obama.
why do you lie? that is patently false.

Oh no! Are you saying the shills lied and got BTFO again?

A lot of winning today Jow Forums.

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he listened to the outcry (as fake as it was) and did what the people wanted. and now they call him weak.

give an inch, take a mile

>illiterate shill
You lost, kid. Go away.

>state runs slight surplus
>wastes it on this
Kill me

Selective news. Instead of being prosecuted, the family is being deported.

This, literally nothing. Just some logistics hurdles to help implement the new EO.

You blew it OP. Did you really think anyone was going to fail for your bullshit?

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We were just talking about this two days ago. Trump himself yesterday in Minnesota said that OBama and previous administrations did this. I heard it. Take your lies elsewhere.

It's hard to get you guys riled up enough to get a (you). This must be a bitter pill for you to swallow. But I expect you to take it like a good little bitch. Whatever Trump shits in your mouth, you have to eat it and say thank you.

>be WaPo

>try to separate Trump from his base by saying he's weak on immigration

>realize the party opposed to Trump cheered when an illegal alien who shot Kate was aquited

Nothing can separate (kek, Trump's favorite word to misspell) you from him. Everyone knows that. You'll bend over and take whatever he gives you.

The quote says "suspend," not stop, and only "until ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) can accelerate resource capability to allow us to maintain custody."

Because we've been raided for 3 solid years by you faggots. You're nothing special

Maybe you should try reading what happened before trying to shill, fuckstick.

>t. came here during the election
SAD

t. paid to post here

People who cross the boarder usually dont do it with kids anyway. Its usally too dangerous. That's why its mostly adult males.

And plus its not like if when boarder crossers run and step over the US boarder line with a baby in their hands that they won some game. And Boarder Guards will have to reluctantly let'em go. 'Welcome to America'.

Its all PR bullshit.

Damn right, nice post for trips!!

My paycheck went up 200$ in february after the tax cut. Then a month later it went up another 600$ a month after my company did new profit projections from the corporate tax cut and gave everyone a raise. I could literally buy a truck and a crappy wakeboard boat and that 800$ a month from Trump would pay for both.

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so they share the same cell now and can be chucked back over in one lot?
no more "think of the childrens" from dems now, what are they gonna whinge about tommorow?

Source on this? I just found about this and I'm literally SEETHING

the fuck?

>Kidnapped Mexican children for border crossing in 3, 2, 1...

I think they get sent to private prisons.

Lefties were complaining about how private prison industry is making billions of dollars off the end of catch and release.

>shareblue was shilling Trump articles before the election
How you even remember to breathe is astounding to me

>t shareblue
can you feel the noose tightening shill?
we MAGA with or without you, plain and simple

>official says
I will believe it when Trump says it

>My paycheck went up 200$ in february after the tax cut. Then a month later it went up another 600$ a month after my company did new profit projections from the corporate tax cut and gave everyone a raise.

Cool story brah. I totally believe it, Hail Drumpf!!!!

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Is prosecution necessary to deport?

It sounds like they're releasing them on the US side of the border (amnesty), if that's correct it is terrible news.

So basically all illegals will show up with kids. Look for more kidnappings in Mexico. Kids will be auctioned off to migrants.

I believe they have to be turned over to US Marshalls for felony prosecution.

Now they stay in ICE custody and turned over to private contractors who run the detention centers. They'll remain there until they decide to give up and go back to their countries or face a judge.

>BREAKING: Trump to stop prosecuting migrant parents
Republicans/Conservatives absolutely love millions of non-Whites flooding into White countries. Just as long as it's done legally.

Because it is
>anonymous source
>official spokesperson
Who to believe??

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There's no such thing as "remember to breathe". Home schooled?

>Immigrants enter country
>Some want jobs
>Others may have evil intentions
>Stop all who enter at border
>Put them on cargo planes
>Place them in Nome Alaska
>They can either start a new life or try to venture south to the US and become Canada's problem
>Save money
>Human trafficking is less of an issue because Nome is boring as hell and no one is there to buy or sell the people
>People stop crossing border out of fear of winding up in Nome Alaska where there is probably 1 liquor store if that
>Weird twist of fate and Nome becomes a heavy tourist attraction
>US makes money off of new tourism

Kill the left
-no more left
We can all be happy and they can all be deadz

Trump is going to be deporting families TOGETHER. Never let the glow in the dark shills deter you from the movement. We will MAGA as ONE AMERICAN UNIT, no matter the cost. G-d bless Donald J. Trump! G-d bless the America!

FAKE NEWS!!!!!

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It just means they ain't going into US Marshall custody to face felony child endangerment or human smuggling charges for right now.

They will remain with ICE and the private detention centers.

Its just catch and toss em back, processing this shit costs money.

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

Jesus Christ, you are stupid.

And eventually they'll be allowed to remain in the country and help turn the USA into a non-White country. Either under Trump or the next Democrat president.

We won't be allowed to legally have a say in the matter.

FUCK YOU COMMIE PINKO FAGGOT!

Lmao here we go again "Trump is going to cuck this time I swear"

not right, these illegals cry out in pain as they sucker punch you

300,000 anchor babies EACH yea X $40,000 for each birth = $12Billion each year just spent on birthing them

try not having a shitty job

this was the experience of everyone in the tech industry

This is all just a smokescreen to turn our attention away from the fact that Trump just brokered peace with North Korea, which is something that would have never happened under the Clinton presidency and that is one of the hardest things ever to attack, even for them.

SAGE

load up detention centers full. release/amnesty. it's over family. they've won.

Europe is turning to garbage. Can we offer great opportunities to white Europeans?

It's funny seeing how quiet the opposition is once they get their way. No "thank you" or "Trump isn't bad after all". It's like a gaping hole that needs to be filled with hate so they need to find another thing that's wrong, desperately.

Again this isn't being reported as an illegal immigration loophole. That's the only reason people do this.

>U.S. Customs and Border Protection official
>DOJ official
>not being on message
Not exactly the first time this shit show of an administration can't get their message straight.
Did you miss Kirstjen Nielsen denying there even was a policy to separate children from parents?

>2018
>Not understang the art of the deal.
*SNAP*

The fuck are you screeching about?

literally fake news. this is what you get for reading the Washington Compost

if true that's a good way to not get reelected

>Europe is turning to garbage.
So is the USA.

Garbage = Non-White.

>Can we offer great opportunities to white Europeans?
No. You won't be legally allowed to single out Whites for government benefits. And when you try you'll be called a racist nazi.

Because those who control this country won't allow you to save yourself via voting.

I am in the tech industry. You're not, you never had a job.

Its not even a smokescreen it is full on bullshit gaslit by the media