Here Krauts

don't say we never gave you anything...

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TWO CANDIES?!?

depends what color they were

PEACH FLAVOR

you always get more lemon

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I love you faggots for electing this dude.
This made my fucking week.

It's solid but juicy like a liquid!

I will bomb you until change their name back to "Opal Fruits"

This is the most disgusting picture I've ever seen on Jow Forums

German-American here. I feel so embarrassed about the childish behavior of this asshole that I feel like writing Merkel an apology on behalf of all US citizens. None of you have any clue how generous and supportive the Germans are. Why the fuck are you pieces of shit being such cuntish assholes right now? Did Mexico cut your heroin shipment or what?

>DROFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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you can take your candy and shove it up you satanic ass

good bye you fucks

This is making me want to buy starbursts.
Viral marketing working well.

>German-American

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Lel fuck off hans

>None of you have any clue how generous and supportive the Germans are

some of us have actually been to germany and don't just larp about it from a $1 proxy

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based and redpilled

Do you have low blood sugar? Have some starbursts, they have all the fruit flavours!

>no lemon

Based. Krauts don’t deserve the best one.

Lemon is unironically my favorite flavor

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Most, if not all, lemon haters are black.

You’re not a nigger, are you?

>German-American here.

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Now that's some jewish shit, right there.

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TWO STRAWBERRIES!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

WOMP WOMP

Lemon and red are where it's at

This is how they look now? What happened to them? Why are there so few? WTF happened to you guys? Is this what happens to you when go full-on Third World Nation?

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What about all those nice firebombs we donated to the City of Dresden?

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literally and ironically kys right now

He should have given her this

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I live in Germany.

Fuck you turboniggera, lemon is unironically the best flavour

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Don’t look now but your daughter is being raped to death by a pack of niggers

we did give you two... then the UK asked for some, and Japan didn't want to be left out, and we couldn't forget France... you know, they just kinda disappear.

turboniggers*
I keep fatfingering this new keyboard

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No seriously. I was born and raised in the USA and moved back with my parents.

> unironically moving to germany like a good cuck

I have to say that your packages of Starburst are depressingly small these days. Not at all like the USA I remember. Did you guys lose a war or something?

my wife eat all the pink and red, all I get are the yellows

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Here they are called "sugus"

>living in the land of the grease and the home of the burgers
I'm leaving this sinking ship ASAP. There's not much better but at least Europe is closer to civil war than we are.
Aussieland here I come

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>Cucked by flavoured wax

You are the lowest of the low.

TWO?

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red and pink are the best, this is objective fact

> unironically going to a cucked continent where guns are not allowed, internet comments are policed and your daughters and wife might end up getting raped by a middle easterner without any consequences.

no one gives a fuck you reddit retard
>let me correct muh typings

> unironically going to a cucked continent where guns are not allowed

The RKBA won't survive whoever succeeds Trump and you know this for a fact. Remember Clinton's AWB?

> internet comments are policed

Not in English.

> and your daughters and wife might end up getting raped by a middle easterner without any consequences.

This is the only good point. No idea what I'd do if I had a daughter, but the USA certainly isn't in any better shape than here.

>guns aren't allowed
They are for sport shooting and hunting. There's a lot of support to bring guns back, and they will be if Dutton gets control

slav rape babies took them all; rest of yurp and the nips wanted some too. I didn't really lead into it but it was an allegory about trade relations, i gave you some credit that you could have read into it with my naming of some of the conference member states.

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Yeah but your wife's son love cherry flavor

>your daughters and wife might getting raped by a middle easterner without any consequences
its a tragedy we have gone so far but its the best redpill we have
its 100% contrarian to the last 20 years of feminism, where womyn are always right and superior. Suddenly its Arabs and the people, not the young but all ages, notice.
Honestly, our government is on the brink of breaking apart because of the fucking NAFRIS. All it takes is One Cuck Politician to grow a spine for the first time in his live (or loose the state election)
truly Weimar 1.1