Elon is fucked

dont forguet the robodragon

He's just going to flee the planet if shit goes tits up and chill on Mars with his handpicked harem of women.

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Mueller probe

Is there any source of this at all? Anything?

Crazy days has been more accurate than Q ahmed

implying thats an achivement. i can make coin flips and decide based upon on that what is real and still be more accurate than Q who is also a fucking LARPer. one LARPer being better than another is nothing worth making a thread about

Based Elon

It could be anyone, bezos, suckerjew or whoever didnt pay taxes or fucked a 2 y/o

I hate this shitty happenings with zero info.

>A white politician is taped with hoes
>Omg is drumpf impeach!!!
>Ends up being a shitty repressentative from lithuania getting a bj on a corner.

Fuck this gay shit

Do they need Elon to make rockets? I just want the rockets.

That's probably all he ever wanted to do desu

Screenshot of a self-declared 'blind item' (aka rumor) on what is clearly some type of generic service-hosted blog (ie. tumblr or wordpress).

Elon Musk is one of the Marxists 'Most Wanted' for ANY kind of callout or takedown. Absolutely no kind of whisper campaign about him can be taken the least bit seriously.

This is good for $TSLA

>Thinking humans will be allowed to venture into space amidst a cabal attempting to finalize a world domination plan
The only solace is that all these "masterminds" will be dead within the next 10 years. All their ambitions and worth cast into oblivion and unmade in an instant. Poof. All that will remain of them is a never-spoken name, a forgotten grave, and a Wikipedia page that will only survive until it's deemed they're no longer relevant to society.

what site is that again? i remember it being posted on /tv/

im with the toothpaste on this one

crazydaysandnights.net

If he gets nailed for anything it will be the terrible hours he makes people work at SpaceX.

>t. gasoline industry shill

a welfare queen who lands rockets from space

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bullshit. Next time musk should just shoot the bastard and use ai to hide the body

>Muh self landing rockets
NASA is the premier for space and aeronautics endeavors and that isn't going to change in our lifetime.

how dare you?!

arbeit macht frei

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NASA is full of kikes and gender queer negroids who haven't done anything cool in the last decade

Judging by Tesla alone "poor guy" is a con artist who left investors ruined, and if im not mistaken he also gladly welcomes gov gibs for his businesses. Yet true car makers are about to irrevocably btfo Tesla without needing gibs nor defrauding investors.

"the feds"

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this.
Other car companies have received way MOREA gibs than Tesla.

feels bad man

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He intentionally sabtaoged rockets because the capabilities would advance AIs ability to track peoples every move. Or a CIAnigger fucked it up and will use that as the excuse to push on the public because he's publicly said it. Check em

I'm so confused. Is Elon /ourguy/ or not?

>declare war on the media
>face economic backlash
elon thought he could mimic trump. oh how the mighty have fallen.

obama literally gave american car manufacturers millions just to prevent them from going bankrupt..

Stop this gay ass site.

Remember the video of the ufo shooting it on the pad? Epic

It's from crazydaysandnights.net, who have a good record of being right about celebrity gossip stuff. The blind items tend to be more cryptic than this, so people can have fun working out who it is.

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It's Intel not Tesla. Keep up.

who gives a fuck? i would rather blow trillions on space travel than what we spend it on now

fuck investors lmao. their gamble.

Specifically crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-item-1_21.html

He's simultaneously accomplished in some areas and a charlatan in others, e.g. his "hyperloop" makes no practical sense and is based entirely on fantasy costings, the assumption people will tolerate nasty high G for a relatively small reduction in travel time etc. Also it seems that Tesla is as much a creative way of milking government subsidies as it is a real company.

>This meme image synthesis
OK lol what.

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Love me some blinds, but they've been calling for Musk's downfall for ages, and it never happens.

those fuckng marracas. first i heard about this, because i dont pay attention to space shit. but did the stories transform from "facebooks to satellite" to "israes satellite that facebook was using"? love how that rocket exposed who was behind it. got me thinking though. what if space was bullshit, and elon worked it out, so he iss shaking down the government for gibs to keep pretending its a thing, and pulled thi slittle prank on the jews who knew its fake, just for lulz. i mean, how the fuck is nasa so fucking retarded to allow some random man who made some E payment thing, take the reigns of space flight, with government money? HOW?

More like Elon is helping the government destroy Israeli satellites because Israel is pure evil.

Is that Stu Pickles?

Why are you guys sucking this sociopath's dick? He is a loser looking for a fanclub because he's got serious issues, just like Martin Shkreli (who was a Berniebro). All he should be (in)famous for is being a huge corporate welfare recipient and basically a fraud who jewed taxpayers out of untold millions of dollars for many years. He is a psychotic narcissist.

Stop sucking Elon Musk's dick.

Question for the left.
Are you going to claim white privilege and say that Spacex technology as stolen from Wakanda? or ...
The technology never existed. He's a charlatan. ...
Both lead to Brazil. But guess what? We win. And expel your asses to the vacuum of space. Or an oven. Whichever is closer. Space is a white people thing.

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Fucking beanbag doesn't know half of what's coming out of his mouth.

EVERYONE HATES YOU KIKES. YOU CANT MAKE PEOPLE NOT LIKE SOMEONE

Why don't you explain to me why anyone should like this fraud?

Nah, why don't you leave a thread you don't like instead of trying to get everyone else to think like you.

You realize he has precisely zero interests overlapping with yours and if he could lobby to outlaw fossil fuel vehicles just for his own enrichment, he would do it in an instant?

>NASA is the premier for space and aeronautics endeavors and that isn't going to change in our lifetime

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Fuck off back to your reddit safespace gayboy.

Soiboy kike

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You haven't posted a single thing of substance. You're literally whiteknighting someone who has made and destroyed hundreds of millions bilking the taxpayer.

He's also a "socially liberal" (in his own words) cuck.

What if this is all just to burn the shorts on TSLA in the next few weeks and secure another buyback at low price?
He might just be doing this so he can turn a profit for the first quarter in the companies history by trading its own stock back and forth.

> taxpayer
He also destroys Israeli satellites and gets the media jews to expose themselves. You just have talking points and you guys all say the same shit in the same way every day. The world changes but your talking points still are the same. Fucking pathetic.

His April Fools "joke" posted that afternoon was that his company is actually bankrupt.

>Literally being a NEET who fantasizes about Elon being Hitler and doesn't care about the fact he's a corporate welfare whore because he doesn't even pay taxes

Get off the internet and find a job in the morning you fucking loser.

See. You're a sensitive, low IQ, inbred zionist Jew. Nothing you say matters and nobody who reads your words is convinced of your positions.

theregister.co.uk/2017/10/19/spacex_gives_free_ride_to_spacecom/

you step out of line against the kikes just a little and this is what they do

People who shorted Tesla stock are becoming increasingly nervous as the end of the contract draws closer. They will do increasingly desperate things to tank the stock and save their asses.

>end of the short contract

Someone has no idea how shorting stocks works.

>NASA is the premier for space and aeronautics endeavors and that isn't going to change in our lifetime.
They're too busy trying to be inclusive to muslims.

He fires higher ups constantly. Always hates their guts for doing nothing. Over educated twats. Fake news.

if he referred to it as blind items, he knows what it is i'm pretty sure.

the kikes want to ruin him for not conforming we need to support him
youtube.com/watch?v=nxVYKcVUhDk

Oh no not investors :(

That's just the kind of shitty world we live in. Truly sad

When was the last time NASA did anything noteworthy?

Keep seeing people claim this but how is he nonconforming? Refusing to answer questions from people who gave him money for his business? He's behaving like a nigger.

I'm not an investor but I understand how money is made by shorting. You are a dumb nigger, which is harder to understand

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You can short a stock indefinitely, brainlet.

this is bullshit
nasa is filled with diversity hires and haven't done anything of note in decades
the private sector will make space travel cheap

I think he's talking about put options.

he's shutting down his solar city money laundering operations in 9 states.

solyndra

And you can suck dicks endlessly, what about it?

Yeah, I doubt Elon will get cucked by some fag over nothing

your stupid nigger.
he was launching satellites so the crime clans of the past 40yrs could bypass nsa monitored network.
jhc, wake the fuck up.

our guy

Yes, because of the predefined time limit, but I'm really just trying to say that people have money riding on Musk failing. Say it's people shorting his stock, arranging put options, or people with contracts or other interests that will be hurt by his continued success.

Elon (If you're reeeeeeading this) you can take my 17 year old sister with you in exchange for a Telsa. She is tall, WHITE, and comes from a long line of gingers & blondes. She has big tiddies too xDDDDDDDDDDD

Don't hop on his dick just because he gave msm reporters a hard time for a week. Elon is a mixed bag and some of what he's getting is deserved. Every employee from Tesla, SpaceX, and hyperloop that Ive spoken to hated it and had legitimate reasons.

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Elon "I stole the name of the last true genius" Musk

greetings

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Literally predicted Dan "the man with a plan to get your daughter in his van" Schneider's part with Nickelodeon. Fucking newfag.

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>2018
>not milking the government for any dollar you can before it milks you to pay for Juan and Dolores's welfare payments

I'm guessing bezos or or more likely Harvey W.