AUS/POL/ NGYUEN EDITION

dick washers for Chinese elite

Daily reminder Australia is Chinaman's land.

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What's for dinner lads?

>Porkchops
>Corn
>Chips with tomatoe sauce
>Some hot picked chillis

Now having some custard icecream.

T-bone. I fucked it up and cooked it well done. I am such a faggot.

Chicken tendies cunt.

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Don't get me wrong Ryuko is an absolutely top tier girl, but Satsuki is 100% my type. That's just the way it is

>pork chops
>roasted veggies
>buttered toast
>tim tams for dessert

amp.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/how-to-prepare-for-economic-armageddon/news-story/08c0ab60e4184ee2d2f3e3d199a5a803

What do you guys think? I think we are beyond fucked

>>tim tams for dessert
I hope they're double coat.

You're definitely gay or something. Satsuki sucks. Literally StatSUKi

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What a crock of shit article, it's steps for individuals is garbage.

Dunno. It feels like we can just build houses and import shitskins forever. I was at supermarket today it was going gangbusters. Everyone was all shitty because everyone was in the fuckin way.

But groceries are a necessity.

Nah just the normal variety

YOU DARE INSULT LADY SATUSKI?!

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I work in coles and I can tell you that they're cutting staff in my area, you have like one checkout person for 10 people, it's fucking stupid and in my department it's understaffed, they expect us to do so many things with very little time.

Yo Colesfag, come fix my machine and earn your paycheck like a good little wagie should

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There's no need for this arguing. The truth is we'd all fuck either of them.
Or both of them
At the same time

Not my department m8, but heres a trick, remove the barcode off of a cheaper item and slap it on a more expensive item and then save some cash.

I really couldn't give a shit.

Yes I have to agree..

literally eating spag bol right now
There can only be one

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When China's debt causes it to die (it will happen soon) it will take us down with it. China is our main buyer, and without it we will fall to fucking ruin.

>Residents are abandoning Australia at record levels, according to new figures released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

>Almost 85,000 people formally departed Australia in the final three months of 2017 ? almost 9,000 more than in the same period in 2016
>abc.net.au/news/2018-06-22/residents-abandoning-australia-at-record-levels-abs-figures-show/9895526

we did it, reddit

Relax, China has a solution to their debt problem, see what they do is build infastructure in other countries, mainly Africa and that little south pacific nation vanuatu. They target countries that can't possibly pay it back and then BAM they're in debt to the chinaman.

>government debt 40%
>China's leverage ratio in the macro economy was 247 percent of GDP, while leverage in the corporate sector reached 165 percent of GDP
pretty sure it's time to worry

>how-to-prepare-for-economic-armageddon

ho boy I am excited for this, finally! my first economic downturn!

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Where does Australia end up in this century? China tanks and we lose our major export economy or USA tanks and we lose our major security ally.

Ah, it's Kill La Kill.
Never watched it, I heard it's just a ecchi disguised as action anime.

Best girl coming through.

Also, how old are you lads?
I am always paranoid I'm spending my time with a bunch of teens.

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>best girl
>not Tessa
Trash taste m8

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Friendly reminder aus anons dont stick your dick in crazy you dont want to catch what they got...... The side effects on men are disgusting.

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>Also, how old are you lads?
I'm at least 18 officer

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>caring about exports or outsourced security
We have enough resources and land to be 100% self sufficient.
We are also an island. Dot our coastlines with SSMs and we don't need any "security" from anyone else.

you guys don't go jacking off to these Japanese cartoons, do you?

>jacking off
Porn is degenerate filth, and jerking off destroys your body, mind, and soul.

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jacking off on a japanese cartoon image board? why I would never do such a thing, officer

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Exactly.
Waifus are pure, not to be tainted by self-indulgent normie shit like jacking off.

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hows work going for every aussie here?

been getting trained up for a different position lately and must have done a good job because I get to go across the country for 3 weeks next week for work. I now know how to do 90% of all jobs in my company. I havent been there that long either, which makes all the deadbeat low skilled workers pissed at me - work is fun

I'd have understood Anchovy, but that is just sad.

So you are actually a teen?
Kek.
I am 20, I feel so old already.
And it's only gonna get worse.
All the while the 30y/o lads will laugh in my face and tell me I'm a kid.
It sucks.

This desu.
The only reason I jack off every now and then is that I don't get a rude awakening, if you know what I mean.

L-lewd!

So, I heard you guys managed to deport shitskins successfully?
Is it anywhere near enough to secure the existence of your people in their land?

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is full metal panic any good?

we're going to make cronulla look like a fucking joke when we're done matey

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>Where does Australia end up in this century
Fucked. I don't think America will tank any time soon, but China has fucked this up before in a similar manner. Australia needs to get it's debt under control asap, and diversify fucking quickly. We need to trade more with Europe and not Asia due to the fact that the Asian countries (Japan, South Korea etc) are the ones at biggest risk of going down with China.
I'm not much into Ecchi, find it a bit cringe usually, but Kill la kill was great. 22 y.o

>Anchovy
You're just getting worse.

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You need to king hit those cunts that put a whole trolley full through the self serve checkouts.
I find that supermarkets are staffed well enough.

>jungle wa itsumo hare nochi guu
my nigga

I went into anime and watched HighSchool Of the Dead and wondered why it had all that lewd imagery.
Doesn't help that I had this revelation that that was an ecchi while conversing with a female weeb.

Okay, I'll be honest, I haven't even seen Girlls Und Panzer.
All I have ever seen:
>Highschool of the dead
>Mirai Nikki
>Ergo Proxy
>A bit of lain and technolyze
>Psycho Pass
>Naruto
>A bit of Kiss X Sis
>A bit of Nichijou and Lucky star
>"Nasgarete Airienotou" or whatever it was called, random, cock-blocking harem-shit
>...not sure if there was more, I probably don't enumerate fully as animefag

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Before China came along as our biggest customer the Nips were buying everything and when the Chinks slow down the Nips and the curry munchers will take over.

It's awesome.
FUMOFFU is one of the best mini-series I think I've ever watched.

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The only reason that it would cause so much pain is because we got into debt so much off the back of it. It's like getting a job at uber then getting $500k worth of debt to impress Stacey.

If you have little to no debt it'll be awesome. Back to the 90s. There'll be a few angry out of work people around but fuck them so hard for selling us out.

you need some decent anime in your life bro

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Ah, I watched no game no life too.

>Ergo Proxy
Well done. I thought I was the only one who'd ever seen it. I'm the only person I know in person who has.
>Re-L was my phone lock screen for ages

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>HighSchool Of the Dead
kek. I've never watched it but I know what it'd be about. I remember thinking that all anime were ecchi so I was always too nervous to watch one. The only other ecchi I've watched is Highschool DxD and I think it was just meh. Probably wouldn't watch it again.
>Okay, I'll be honest, I haven't even seen Girlls Und Panzer.
gay
>Mirai Nikki
fucking good
>Ergo Proxy
meh. Bit boring, couldn't finish it
>A bit of lain and technolyze
haven't started them
>Psycho Pass
beginners
>Naruto
watched this as a kid
>A bit of Kiss X Sis
haven't seen
>A bit of Nichijou and Lucky star
only seen a bit
>"Nasgarete Airienotou" or whatever it was called, random, cock-blocking harem-shit
seen fuck tonnes of harems

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Dont worry cunts. America is forever. Turn on JORN and shut the fuck up about the zipperheads, we need to see their air traffic all the way from Straya for national security.

HighSchool of the Dead is ok. I think the best moment is that it was used in TFS Hellsing Abridged
Gotta watch Bebop Though.

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I think what I actually need in my life is a girlfrienf, or even just a friend.

I found that little bunny robot SO cute.
It was just adorable, and the metaphysical plane of the show was interesting too, like a visual version of H.G. Wells Time Machine.

I think Girls Und Panzer iis going to be fun.
That said, I haven't watched anime in like 2 years.

>>A bit of Kiss X Sis
>haven't seen
I think it's a hentai, at least I can attest to its fappability.
Though that was in my early middle-teens, so I was just horny.
But I never turned out to be quite as horny as my peers, it seems, maybe I am just gay or something.

Man, I wish the holocaust had happened the way it was described.

Saying gas the kikes on Jow Forums will now get you 3 years in jail if you live in NSW.
twitter.com/VicAlhadeff/status/1010060798910058496

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Full metal panic is great.

If you're wanting decent recommendations I would suggest the following. Most of these have a large cast of characters so it takes a little while to follow.

>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>Baccano
>Durarara
>Steins;gate
>Cowboy Bebop
>Death Note
>Jin Rou: The Wolf Brigade
>Samurai Champloo
>Space Dandy

AH!
I watched hellsing and the abridged parody too.
Shit was funny.

youtu.be/ao2VlpxGFe4

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The absolute state of Aussie kids (male)

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Aaaaaah...youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4&list=PLADA20FD34120A912

from the studio that did gantz so i might check it out

big fan of that studio, check out redline!

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TFS are legitimately the greatest thing on youtube... when they ever actually get around to uploading.

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>What jobs are being created?

Jobs for new immigrants are being created by people that arrived as immigrants.

Ever been to a shop owned by a Chinese person and seen anybody besides a Chinese person behind the counter? That's the sector that is growing.

Australia fucked up big time in the 20th century. We needed to have a country nearing 100 million to defend ourselves in Asia.

We should have pushed harder for European migration after WW2 into our hinterland of Far North QLD, South East SA, Tasmania and Darwin. Basically anywhere with enough fresh water to sustain a large population.

Snap up all the refugees from central and southern europe in the 40s, 50s and 60s.

Instead of going full chink in the 70s, focus on assisted migration for Eastern Europeans when the Cold War ended.

can we look at this bill? this is actually pretty frightening

Just started watching the first episode, man that shit is funny.
>If you look deep into your heart, which is currently somewhere all over that tree

DBZ Abridged is also amazing.

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Haha, but seriously now, why is Girls Und Panzer bad?

anyone else living in the middle of habibville?

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>can we look at this bill? this is actually pretty frightening

It's not, the wording is a mild alteration and consolidation of pre-existing laws on the topic with some inclusions for the feminine penis brigade.

The pre-existing legislation resulted in almost no prosecutions in 30 odd years. The new legislation will also result in almost no prosecutions, because police will prefer to proceed with an actual assault charge or another criminal offence that is more boilerplate.

It is now an offence of strict liability, though (intention doesn't matter - inciting is inciting). However, if your call to violence is an exhortation that laws be passed so as to effect the ethnic cleansing of a group, rather than merely calling for vigilante violence, the implied right to freedom of political communication will likely protect the statement notwithstanding State legislation.

Jow Forums servers arent in australia dude

>Jow Forums servers arent in australia dude
Neither are facebooks and bongs still get arrested.

That is irrelevant. The Crimes Act provides for jurisdiction where a criminal offence is alleged to have been committed at least partially within the State:

www6.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/legis/nsw/consol_act/ca190082/s10c.html

The act of typing the particular threatening statement can be construed as a separate act from the publishing of the statement itself.

Note however that s 10C(2)(a) purports to extend jurisdiction extra-territorially and is ultra vires (the precise wording would deem the publication of a like statement by a US citizen to be an offence in NSW).

What the fuck.
I think that there will have to be a push for the deepweb, if shit continues like this.

0chan is on zeronet. It has ~500 seeds.

Where can I learn about all this shit, I don't understand any of it.

Did you know we the goverment can kidnap individuals as young as 10 years old?

Source
abc.net.au/news/2017-10-05/terrorism-suspects-to-be-held-for-up-to-a-fortnight/9018720
Quotes in greentext.

>Notional considerations of civil liberties do not trump the very real threat, the very real threat of terror in our country today,

>There is going to be people out there talking about civil liberties today,they are going to be talking about the thin edge of the wedge and all this sort of stuff,well frankly, that talk … is a luxury that might be available to them it is not available to political leaders in this country,

Here's another article
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/oct/08/daniel-andrews-defends-claims-that-civil-liberties-a-luxury-in-fight-against-terrorism

> Complaining about police powers that infringe on civil liberties, saying effective political leaders must give police exactly what they need to combat terrorism.

>Some people have the luxury of being able to have that notional debate. Those of us in positions of leadership don’t have that luxury.

I plan on calling Daniel Andrews to ask some questions, I will record the conversation as it is legal to do so. It is not illegal in Victoria, the Northern Territory or Queensland to record, without consent, a phone call you make or receive, or a private conversation you are having
gotocourt.com.au/criminal-law/vic/use-of-listening-devices-victoria/

What questions do you want me to ask Daniel Andrews? I already have some.
>Do you condone violence against non violent people? If so how do you justify it?

>Isn't it wrong to kidnap people as young as 10 years old without evidence?

>Are we not innocent until proven guilty?

>If threats of violence are illegal then how is threatening non violent people justified?

Anyone done this before? I'll host their statements online.

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Hi cunts. Do any of you know of a tool or a script to archive every Twitter post of somebody?

>Jow Forums is facebook
different cultures, one is ironic if you didn't already know

crimes have to be real and present, doesnt cover shit posting

Using a carrier service to do something that would be considered a crime in your state, is also a crime in and of itself.
There's currently a South Australian in prison for hosting a holocaust denial website in the US.

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Lurk. People will talk about all kinds of new software if that's what you want to learn about, /a/ anime etc. Zeronet uses blockchain tech like bitcoin, its de-centralized and (mostly) anonymous (its not 100%). It has a small little youtube thing too. Without a major sponsor like discord had though it will never become popular.

>crimes have to be real and present

You don't understand criminal law and you haven't read the bill that went through. It clearly covers comments that are not intended to incite violence and do not in fact incite violence, hence my remark that the offence is in the realm of strict liability (the doing of the act alone is sufficient to warrant a conviction, and issues of mens rea do not arise).

Didn't mean to say "we" bump

>one is ironic if you didn't already know
>it's just satire
You need to go back to r/eddit. I am joking when I say something like "gas the jews", but most of Jow Forums are regulars on stormfront or read the DailyStormer.

>Using a carrier service to do something that would be considered a crime in your state, is also a crime in and of itself.

That's why I posted a link to s 10C, which is the geographical jurisdiction provision for NSW that does precisely that.

>unv.is/news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/australias-hidden-1-trillion-debt/news-story/519338cd5cdbb66b390318dabbd22200

motherfucking kikes.

I cannot fathom a more normie-tier list.

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sure thing asio lol

>shitposting on a mongolian tapestry enthusiast forum can be inciting voilence

>it's juris prudence because I say so

go larp elsewhere little person

Even Andrew Anglin has acknowledged that Jow Forums accurately reflects his views you fucking idiot.
>>shitposting on a mongolian tapestry enthusiast forum can be inciting voilence
Yeah, when you keep saying "lets hang them" "I hat them all, lets kill them all" yes.

reply to my posts cunts