KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL - /kvg/ #147 PRAISE THE PALM Edition

HAPPENING:
>No Brakes
hawaiitribune-herald.com/2018/06/21/hawaii-news/eruption-shows-no-signs-of-slowing/
>630+ earthquakes in the past 24 hours
earthquaketrack.com/r/hawaii-hawaii/recent
express.co.uk/news/world/978063/Hawaii-volcano-eruption-Kilauea-Puna-watch-video-lava-HVO-USGS-latest-update
>Up Close And Personal
express.co.uk/news/world/978063/Hawaii-volcano-eruption-Kilauea-Puna-watch-video-lava-HVO-USGS-latest-update
>Big Gaping Holes
hawaii247.com/2018/06/19/kilauea-eruption-tuesday-june-19/
youtube.com/watch?v=BpR4g_7X1yM
>Pelepe's Red Rampage
youtube.com/watch?v=gnrg3cfDfrY
>Pepele Gets Smooched
youtube.com/watch?v=U2ZL9tI4eGw
>Pele Goes Blonde
youtube.com/watch?v=BwOSn6RxDak
>Peridot Is Born
youtube.com/watch?v=ufxrHZ-oVTk


STREAMS:
>Civil Beat
youtube.com/watch?v=oTsFg9Shnnk
>Katie Unger
youtube.com/watch?v=VxCNhINsaaI
>Dutchinse
youtube.com/watch?v=NE3-IG-f3NQ

MAPS:
>Lava flow
google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?hl=en&mid=1CvBhH9wEeztBrqYbsGDi4YjU1k1QH5AL&ll=19.470759726745367,-154.89090802000737&z=15
>Earthquakes
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map


USGS LATEST:
>Kilaeua (red alert)
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/status.html
>Mauna Loa (yellow alert)
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/mauna_loa/status.html


AND MORE:
>Directory
happdir.com/KVG/kvgdir.html
>Ormat
esmap.org/sites/esmap.org/files/Ormat_World Bank RE Study Tour_web.pdf
>Worst case scenario
youtu.be/pm7wYeF77KY
>OC
kvg.booru.org/
>14.88 KVG Radio
youtube.com/watch?v=YiuWH9_mQGQ&index=1&list=PLMVcMnRIDecIk5EkK54jtJvL4mGaorHEz


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westhawaiitoday.com/2018/06/22/hawaii-news/mauna-loa-a-no-go/
youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
youtube.com/watch?v=JlP-8JiKOS8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

The Holy Ohana:
>Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual
>Pele: Hawaiian goddess. Queen of volcanoes, mother of fire. Blesses the creative. Lives in Halemaumau crater where she drinks offered gin. Depicted as a tanned woman, early in middle age. Typically wearing red. Ohia lehua adorning her hair. Decided recently to grow it blonde, hoping to please her white nationalist followers. Now sports traditional tattoos.
>Pelepe: Older twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Deity of fire like her mother. Residing in fissures, summons the lava flow. Expanding her mother's great domain with the creation of volcanoes. Working with her sister to cause eruptions. Skin colored that of volcanic rock, as is the texture. Often covered in fissures. Like her mother, adorned with ohia lehuas, but in flowing magma hair.
>Pepele: Younger twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Takes after her father as a deity of water. With tsunamis in her arsenal, sends father's enemies to a murky slumber. With skin and hair made of water, boats and a hibiscus float hypnotically through her mane.
>Peridot: Youngest daughter of Pele and Pepe. Taking after father's skin, taking after mother's hair. Has no powers but is very lucky to have around.
>Piney: The lone pine of all salvation. Accidentally caught in the crossfire of Pelepe's attack against Ormat. Her death heralding the end times, confirming a prophecy is unfolding. Unable to leave the side of her trusty feathered pal, came back as Palmey the Palm to guide Rusty the Rooster.

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The Unholy Hoa Paio:
>Ormat: The jewish scientists running Puna Geothermal Venture, raping Pele of her lava.
>Lord Humungus: Leader of a merciless, psychotic, selfish gang of motor marauders. Hungry for power, seeks to fuel their death machines with lava based gasoline. Stopping at nothing to take the lifeblood of the Holy Ohana's lava deities.
>Slump-Chan: The Holy Ohana's endgame. The unappreciated spirit of a landmass about to snap. Mostly from the pressure of Pelepe's tense bullying. From this alone, the prophecy unravels. Through this bullied spirit, tied many souls. A prophecy of great death awaiting the California coast. All, the many, following the death of one spirit. One pushed by fire, only then to be pulled by water. Dragged to the abyss, where her eternal sleep begins. All alone on the lonely sea bed.

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With all that said, happy cano watchin

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PRAISE THE TWINS!!!
PRAISE PELE!!!!
PRAISE PEPE!!!!
THE WAVE WILL COME!!!

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Bamp

the

SLUMP

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I missed you guys, and I miss the comfy streams.

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There we go. Some monster shopped clothes on them.

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What the FUCK is old/pol/ doing back here?

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Fucking racist cretins, GTFO.

NO BRAKES

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I wanna fuck Pele!

and why do you care?
and while your at it can you tell us a few things.
like what the economic effects of this batch of lava flows will have on the flower industries of hawaii?
also will they have a commission into who let the housing estates be built on a clearly known lava field?
oh and have a nice day viewing the lewds.

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Pele is wholesome, WHOLESOME

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SO WHOLESOME SHE INVOLVES THE FAMILY

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I hereby declare every sunday Palm Sunday

Praise

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FROM PEPE'S COCK

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FROM PELE'S WOMB

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HER SEXY SISTERS

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SEAL YOUR TOMB

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Lookin great!

Praise the palm

i only hope to please the Gods.
PRAISE them all.

And so it was written

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Kek is with us

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please let this fucker blow. i want to see a happening

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pagans get the bullet

yay free ammo!!!!!!

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Cool stuff. So how would spraying these in gold or silver spray paint turn out?

it would work ok.
spray bog first to get rid of the lines the printer makes. then paint.
going to cast a few in Aluminum just to see how they turn out.
pic is painted without the bog and the lines show

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I’ll send you something for your troubles.

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oh and i want to cast one in bronze and bury at a beach.
just to see if it makes the news.
''today an ancient bronze statue was found''

Lol. You have given me new reasons to finish my smelter project. Unique statues and futuretrolling.

PRAISE
THE
PALM

look up ''lost pla casting''

Bump for Slump Dump

>bump

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chekd, soooooon she will roar

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So it's still Fucking nothing?

>640 quakes in 24 hours, continuously getting progressively worse with no end in sight
>entire crater still collapsing
>quakes directly on mauna loa's crater

yep, nothing!

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You'd think by now they would drop the line that Mauna Loa and Kilauea have "different plumbing" by now. Each house in my area has different plumbing but we all run off the same water tower.

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westhawaiitoday.com/2018/06/22/hawaii-news/mauna-loa-a-no-go/
well, that was easy kek

>Meanwhile, Kilauea has been erupting almost continuously since 1983 and continues to pour lava out of fissures on the lower East Rift Zone as it has for the past 7 weeks.

>Miklius said Mauna Loa and Kilauea have separate magma systems.

>“There can be pressure pulses one volcano feels from the other,” she said. “In this case as of right now there’s no effect we can see from Kilauea acting on Mauna Loa’s magma system.”

>Zoeller said geologists are now calling the daily explosive events at Kilauea’s summit “collapse explosions.” Those occur as the caldera continues to subside along with the withdrawal of magma.

>“They are really a mix of different processes going on,” he said. “We’re not 100 percent sure if the explosion triggers the collapse or vice versa.”

>The Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that the Trump administration is tightening its rules regarding USGS scientists talking to reporters. The article said they need prior approval from the U.S. Department of Interior before talking to major outlets.

>Leslie Gordon, a USGS public information officer, said the decree won’t impact media access or the response to the ongoing eruption.

>“I think the department realizes this is an urgent situation,” she said. “We have people’s livelihoods in danger, people have lost their homes and so it will not affect what we’re doing here regarding Kilauea volcano.”

"guys we don't know what the fuck is going on, but it's not good and we need presidential approval to even talk about it"

>“If magma is still available, we might not want to rely on having a long period of increased seismicity before the next eruption,” she said.
>Changes to "green" status anyways.
Nice.
Israel pulled a few strings today.

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>alert condition red

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You have to give it to them though, pic related says it all. They can claim it is returning to background levels because the amount of quakes are technically not increasing, but the magnitude sizes on average are rising. Clever.

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Looks like they also stopped being so deep. Could call that a return to background, too. I wonder the odds this thing is actually full and ready to pop.

Yeah noticed that as well, plus just found this cross section that shows Asta Miklius is a liar by omission. They sure may have different conduits but it's obvious they are all connected to the same hotspot in the mantle.

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>bamptheslamp

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I guess if more people were informed, what kind of Hulacaust would it really be?

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>bump

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I WANNA FUCK PELE

I WANNA FUCK PINEY

right, there's absolutely no connection to the solar minimum we're currently entering right now. Pic related is just me reaching goys

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>slumpbumpin

>bumping

Did you draw the hula girl? Cute!

I wish, but no
>this video makes good reference for basic, cute, tropical designs.
youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

Bump that slumpy bitch!

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Today’s eruption still to come. Not much venting on the livestream right now.

A lavawoo is the best awoo

PRAISE THE PALM
OUR SAVIOR

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>bump

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Its a terribly slow day today. I feel bad making the thread now. Should we try again tomorrow?

It can help waiting until just about now to an hour to start it. We'll see with the afternoon.

Stream is providing though. youtube.com/watch?v=JlP-8JiKOS8

The steady state nature of this slow motion disaster is not ideal for supporting a general because there is not a surplus of players or a constant stream of news making events. It's a vigil. We are waiting for an event that may happen at any time, but may take months or years.

We still get the occasional burst of OC generation, so there is still something to come of it. Seismic Activity is trending up. Plenty of lava left. Stay with it. Habbenings sometimes come when you least expect it.

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holy shit that crater slumped

>NO BRAKES

nothing happening in weeks now just lava spurting from rock slowly. Really big habbening guys. A reminder that these threads are created for the intention of sliding actual news and have nothing to do with politics.

Thanks, Shlomo.

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yep the kikes are behind a volcano eruption on an island that is made out of the volcano. got me. Mabe if these threads were actually providing something of value or any evidence at all then they'd be fine, but they arent. All the fag shills have to do is draw pepe with lava shooting out of his dick next to a cartoon volcano waifu its insta (you)s. If you're not a shill then youre essentially shitposting about shit thats been going on since the 80s and calling its a happening. Faggots like you would have been laughed off of this board a couple of years ago but its almost half shill threads now anyways and the reason pol is so fucking boring now.

lol

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what the fuck is this it looks like trash

>he doesn't know

dude come on dont make fun of me

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Wait how the fuck do you get an American flag and French flag at the time?

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I lived in Marseille for 12 years before moving to America. I still visit family from time to time in home land. I'm pretty popular in most french politics threads.

But HOW do you get a French flag?

Not letting your dummy ass have that power.

How the fuck dont you know?

Hey you are you me?

FOR PROOF YOU ARE, FAST' COUNT TO ONE THREE

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>PROOF

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Nope

QUICK AMERICAN HALF OF ME, REPLY WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN UNDER 5 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE ME

DONALD J. TRUMP EMPEROR OF THE WORLD

OP was a shill all along. Interesting.

>shill
Literally how.

Fuck off. This is my french flag