How is she supposed to explain this to her children , Jow Forums?

>my 5 year old
Well my 2 year old walks around giving Roman salutes

BASED

womp womp

>Reddit spacing

My son heard on the news that NASA has been tracking a meteor the size of Texas that could potentially impact the Earth in the next 10 years, and he asked me "Daddy, what would happen if it hit near us?"
I explained to my son that an object that size would carry so much energy it would matter where on the Earth it impacted...it would probably destroy all living beings and those that survived would wish they were dead, he cried.

For an 18 year old living in our basement, my son is kind of a wuss.

>virtue signal how woke they are and how important politics is to them
>how do i explain politics
also
>my 5 year old.

If a chain link fence is a cage, a fetus is a person. By that metric, she should probably be asking how to explain to her child why she's okay with tearing unborn children from their mothers with surgical intruments if the baby is too inconvenient. Infanticide is pretty awful.

>things that happened
I just gone done telling the unborn parasite currently in my wife's womb about how ICE is literally gassing children in front of their parents and that I would be protesting this weekend by tweeting my displeasure directly at Orange Hitler as soon as my Wife lets me on the internet again. They managed to kick in morse code how proud of me they were and how they were literally shaking because of how scared they were if Drumpf. I spent the rest of the day weeping in joy aftee they called me dad even though we aren't biologically related. So happy to have experienced this before my wife aborts it this weekend.

Woman two is lying. It's an attention wave. You should be ignoring sluts like this one.

why are you favoriting these OP?

>OP IS A FAG

Tell her children that it's what happens with bad parenting and the children should be grateful they don't have parents that force them out on a long and dangerous journey with poor prospects of success.

I once had a nightmare. In it a man said to another man, If you really wanted to snap the Democrats' spine, you'd have someone hijack satellite airwaves repeatedly during daytime, prime time and the Superbowl and air the strongest parts of the Planned Parenthood negotiating the price of baby parts video, then post "ALL PARTIES IN VIDEO ARE THE SAME DEMOCRATS TELLING YOU HOUSING IMMIGRANT KIDS COMPASSIONATELY IS WRONG" at the end of it. I also watched the Justice Dept and FBI hunt down all antifa members who stormed Portland's ICE hq and disappear them into camps in a night and fog operation to send a message. I saw the entire left in America disappear in a flash. Then I woke up, and the world was the same. What was an interesting, vivid dream.

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I want to drink bleach now.

"Mommy, you won't let lesbians dice my baby brother to little bite size pieces if you get in a bad mood while pregnant with him, will you?"

HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO HER
>fucking white bitches

actually, i was taling to my child about this the other day, and what he replied just blew my head
>... and that's why they are being kept on cages
my kid gets close to me
>... omae wa mou shindeiru
>NANI

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Wompa Wompa trumpideedoo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Wompa Wompa trumpidadee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What'll you get when you cross illegally?
Fists in the face and kids taken from thee
Why do you come when you know it's that bad?
What do you think will come of that?

You'll get sent back to your shit

Wompa Wompa trumpideeda
If you're not brown then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Trumpi Drumpfi doobadeedoo

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Not my problem

you

immoral scum using children (even their own) for politics

weak parents...fucking pull up your pants..tell them the truth...that child`s mother broke one of our laws and now must pay for her crime...no different than another mother stealing, killing etc..break the law, feel the consequences

>Try to use baby as a tool as to get a easy pass to citizenship because m-muh children
>Get btfo at the border because King Nigger made it law as to ''appease'' the right winger back then that the anchors baby were to be separated from their illegal parents because de jure its their children who are american, not themselves
>Drump get shat on because he basically made the law easier on the illegals

Honestly electing Trump was the best thing the USA could ever do, I mean now (((they))) are so open about their intention and willingness to curb the will of the peoples under their hand that will result in two things: First, those who will accept to have this sword of Damocles hanging over their head will be forced to bend the knee and tolerate the very things they claimed to despise except from those they were trained to see as victims and secondly, those who will not bend the knee will outright break out of the mold for it offer no possibility of redemption, since they are already dragged down with shame of their skin color and countless others hypocrisies which are only to aggregate into a unstable mass of impotent rage, waiting for the best moment to blow up everything to kingdom come.

You

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Man I love these made up stories. Can anyone post more

>and air the strongest parts of the Planned Parenthood negotiating the price of baby parts video
teach me about this senpai. what is this you mention?

Women are so fucking dumb

>children should be grateful they don't have parents that force them out on a long and dangerous journey with poor prospects of success.
But their parents are liberals so that exactly is whats happening to them

"Our civilization is based on concept of law and order. There are rules which were accepted by majority of population and every single individual must obey these rules. If individual breaks them, she may face penalties for herself and her relatives. Be a good girl and respect your country, your nation and its laws."

Womp womp

There's a smuggie about this.

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underrated

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Yet their bleeding hearts didnt care when obama was doing it?

What the fuck.

You bigots are ridiculous.

My three day old trans queer son watched a news special on this and when it was over he asked me why all the brown babies had to die.

What kind of world do we live in where babies are literally being shot by the tens of thousands daily?

You say it's "laws" that must be "upheld" (whatever that means) as a reason to murder millions of brown babies.

So how about it pol? How do I explain that Donald Trump is literally murdering babies by the trillions? Who will be next?

Funny story lads, I was fapping to some nasty doujin when I blew a massive load and I heard

>”Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
>my cum soaked sock

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Can any of you religious people tell me how can I talk with God, I want to ask him some questions.

The nigger eat da wundahbread

I just tell my kids that it's the reason guns were invented.

Made me kek

These people are monsters for intentionally traumatizing their children for Twitter likes.

kek

I love how they format their fake stories. Always some diatribe setup, and then they do a full stop newline.

And then the punchline.

>how do i explain my overhyped liberal drivel to my children?

If it can be explained to you then your 5 year old can definitely grasp and respond to it just as well.

>no, honey, that's what they do to people illegally entering the country, usually by human traffickers
>these people are breaking the law, if somebody stole something of yours, would you want it back?
They're trying to scar their kids.

such bravery

Are you a federal criminal?

came for this post

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they are monsters for many reasons, user.

jej