Amish

fuck yeah york descent checking in, im coming home brothers

That guy is a jew-nigger.

Every Amish kid I've seen looks like he has down syndrome.

"They were all filled with the Holy Ghost" (Acts ii. 4). Blessed secret of spiritual purity, victory and joy, of physical life and healing, and all power for service. Filled with the Spirit there is no room for self or sin, for fret or care. Filled with the Spirit we repel the elements of disease that are in the air as the red-hot iron repels the water that touches it. Filled with the Spirit we are always ready for service, and Satan turns away when he finds the Holy Ghost enrobing us in His garments"

Amish may hold secret to longer life, as scientists find anti-ageing gene

The secret to longer life may be found in the Amish after scientists discovered older members of the traditional Christian community carry a gene which helps them live an extra 10 years.

The Amish are known for their simple living, plain dress and reluctance to adopt modern technology.

Scientists from Northwestern University have been studying the Old Order Amish, a group who have lived in geographic and genetic isolation in Berne, Indiana for hundreds of years.
telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/15/amish-may-hold-secret-longer-life-scientists-find-anti-ageing1/

I had to ride the bus with some amish kids and one time we rode past a field with a bunch of tanker trucks spraying cow shit in it and it stunk so bad everyone was holding their nose but the amish kids leaned out the window and were all yelling "MMMMM IT SMELLS SO GOOD" and "MMM I LOVE THE SMELL OF FRESH COW POOP"

I wish I was joking. Tf is wrong with these mentally retarded faggots?

>he doesn't know how ID's work
Cringe.

quit samefagging kike

It's a continuance of my story dumbass.

my ID says "Fag for Tie"
yep...time to leave

or,
Fagattie. aka: Faggoty.

If I wasn't so addicted to the shit the Jews keep selling me, I'd join an Amish community. I want a nice traditional wife and at least 6 children.

Sure, bud.

>Tf is wrong with these mentally retarded faggots?
Says the retarded faggot.

central chester county PA here; there are actually NEW amish farms going up and being built. I honestly thought the amish would eventually dwindle away, but that is not the case at all.

There are many amish in my state, generally they are agreeable people and they grow great plants that I purchase which are grown without pesticides and GMO's. Their men learn admirable trades...but I disagree with how they treat women as property. I know that is not a popular position on Jow Forums but there are horror stories which circulate here regarding things like that. I won't commit things to comment that are hearsay though so I will leave it at that.

I could get down with the luddite / amish lifestyle.

Do amish prohibit the drinking of alcohol?

>Reminder that the amish exist because we let them exist.
dumbfuck canadian leaftards. they exist because WE leave them ALONE.

>White knighting
I would without mercy kill you.

as much as i like the amish they often have kids with genetic problems

The AMish and Varg arrived at the same conclusion independently.
This is the Way

>Remarkably, of the 500 or so Amish settlements, about half were founded in the 21st century

How is that remarkable at all, given the previous acknowledgement that their numbers double every generation? With that growth rate, you'd expect that half of all settlements were established within the last 20-30 years at any point in time.

Id even says faG

the meek shall inherit the earth and all that
only those who breed will see their family/race/culture/way of life survive

There will be no Amish in a century because they'll all be infertile from the inbreeding.

Amish cooking is god tier. Pic related is the Gasthof village restaurant in Montgomery IN

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>white knighting
They run puppy mills too I hate that as well.

You couldn't kill me if your life depended on it.

>tfw the government has you watch anti-amish propaganda in high school. At least in cv they did

> t. read this in goldbergs report on why autarky communities MUST include a level of diversity

There is some truth to this, sadly.
If anyone ever declared war on the Amish they’d be steamrolled, they’re too dove-like. Be a hawk when among hawks and a dove when among doves.

difference between diversity and not inbreeding

How does one become Amish?

>be germanic decent
>go innawoods
>farm and have kids

Sounds good

Are there any cute Amish girls or do they all look inbred?

Hehe, fagatie fag fag.

I don't it's as bad as people say. Just bare with me. If you started a family, moved and began to work on a home-stead and it was successfull. You (Yourself) may not inbreed but five or six generations later your blood could very well end up inbreeded. I think when it's like this the inbreeding isn't that bad. My town alone there is a family that 1 in 100 people are related to.

Amish hier, verpiss dich, wir sind satt

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I know theres more to it than just this, but do you have to have a Germanic Background? If not how can one tell? As far as I know Armish do not carry records that date that far back.

it's kinda hard, you've got to learn the language and shit
but there's also old order german baptists in Indiana
really easy to join them...they live similarly to the Amish, but with less technology and fewer rules on clothing

this is key.

no. looks like you're the dumbass.
they're pacificsts who refuse to fight, allegedly.
you cant coexist with niggers while refusing to fight.

they're smart imo

Wissen Ihre Ältesten, dass Sie im Internet sind?

717 here. The heart of Amish country.

AMA

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Amish here, piss off, we're full

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theire lifestyle and ideology are pretty good - with the big notable exception that tehy are agressively (lol) pacifist. Non guns no self defence no nothing.
No use of breeding fast if you can easily be culled off should ever a conflict with some other group arise.

1. You are so stupid
2. So stupid not only you don't know how Jow Forums works but also never spent enough time in nature.

Fucking I never said this ever, but unironically put a bullet into your brain you're such a loser.

Rumschpringe
I am learning about you English on this thing.
I am going back early

You guys have god-tier neckbeards. Respect.

Funny as shit if true

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danke kaffir

OP again, here's another interesting article.

qz.com/1275194/the-amish-understand-a-life-changing-truth-about-technology-the-rest-of-us-dont/

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Amish should be fucking gassed

They can make those containers without high tech?

You'd rather scoop shit than live in Japan?

Groot plesier, my neger vriend.

Nice fag ID samefag

they're playing the long term game
holy fucking shit
this is the actual truth
if you wanna get back to real European heritage, look at the amish, thet know what's up

Bist du ein weißer Bauer? du kannst in meinem cuckshed bleiben

this
the only thing I don´t like about them is their retarded sense of fashion and architecture
if they could be reformed to celebrate late 19th century fashion and architecture they would be godtier civilization

sounds rather reasonable - It seems a folly how current world operates - adopt all shit first find out what happens to yuour society later -
though this technological accelaration is a devilish thing - you either stepped on the carouselt or got raped to death by more technologically advanced societies - who themselves are now being ripped apart by ever increasing and uncontrollable technological advancment.

>faG

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How does a normie join the Amish?

Pasta with fried chicken and peas and some other shit.
GTFO you pleb. That is garbage.

dedication.

Ich bin weiß und Afrikaans. Leider nicht ein bauer. Wie gemütlich sind deiner cuckshed?

>don't rely on gov funding.
Amish Quakers and Mennonites were exempted from social security

>Rumschpringe
How do I hook up with them freshly legal Amish girls wanting to jump around on that white dick?

homemade pasta, homemade fried chicken
are you a nigger? or should i be polite and call you a Southern Italian?
have you even seen that cake in the background, and that delicious cob of corn

Our governments are bringing in savages not keeping them out

you don't, that's how godlike their society is, their women can't even be subverted like most "white womyn"

It's very hard. I know one person, he gave everything. I mean everything from his old life. But it took him years till he could be called Amish

I unironically think social media will lead to genocide.

I don’t wanna drive all the way up north to buy Amish shit but your friend’s probably the guy Jewing me when I go to get it from the local place.

If you lived in the country your whole life you too would like the smell of cow shit being spread on the fields. It's like gasoline.

>delicious cob of corn
fucking pleb

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Ich bringe dir landwirtschaft bei. Du kannst meine schwester auch heiraten

du mussen meth gehabben

I’m not saying I agree with you but there’s a happy medium between Jewish matriarchy, Christian orthodoxy and Muslim feminoslavery.

Can I just point out what's the most unbelievable fact about them.

It's the way they deal with keeping the "tribe" together, from an evolutionary standpoint it's genius, instead of pressuring them they give you the choice, they explain why they think their way of life is superior to the rest, and they let you go to see what you would like to do.

Compare it to the mormons or hard core conservative jews who do the exact opposite.

Only religion that doesn't suffer from it is Islam, because they kill anyone who leaves.

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you're ID looks like it says "faggot 4 life"

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no

Might seem good to you ahmed, but here we are culinary kings and believe me that is garbage tier food all piled on one plate.
No wonder you are all fat ugly fucks.

>Amish - A Secret Life

dailymotion.com/video/x2hvn34

How do you seduce an Amish woman?

warning, they've been compromised

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im unsure about alcohol, its probable, but theres no precedent on weed, and the amish smoke a fuckton of weed. it wouldnt suprise me if thats how theyve managed themselves so far.

I noticed this too. Amish always seem to be half assing it in one way or another

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It's voll, not satt.
Nice google translate

>freedom of choice
>or at least the strong illusion of choice
>experiencing the alternatives
>high retention rates

Tbh I agree with atheistfags on this one. Let your kids see the degeneracy first hand instead of pretending it doesn’t exist, My parents would go to the city with me as a kid and I’d be in shock seeing how niggers and white urbanite trash behaved in real life. I’ve gone to schools in every socioeconomic tier and participated in degeneracy- alcohol, weed, hookups, trashy partying- and I ended up a traditionalist.

One thing that subconsciously affected me greatly was seeing how jaded and rude city people are. In NYC I’d frequently get lost and less than 20% of the people I ask for directions notice I even exist. Rural Virginia and it’s literally above 100%! People would notice I’m lost before I ask.

You got a "being a cock" license or am I gonna have to call the cops on You?

True. Took a few trips to Lancaster. Saw Amish farmhouses with propane tanks and solar panels.