Incels BTFO

i'm disgusted the most by how open he is about this

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That feel. I'm spending my birthday alone tonight because I don't have a single friend.

S T O P

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try not being a miserable racist

He's still a blob, but it's positive he's lost like 150lbs

Why do we call them incels now? Before we just said they're guys who can't get laid.

He's got the granny tits now.

It's a cruel world isn't it? This fat pig can get a solid 8 to suck his chode and you can't even get a mid tier roastie to look in your direction without feeling sick.

Can you imagine how much he stinks underneath the folds?

I must say I kind of agree. Women hate racists unless they are rural hambeast types. If you are in a major city or suburb.. you have to fake being a lefty and that will get you laid.

>caring about sex

sex is only for breeding purposes and creating new warriors for the upcoming Holy War

bruh being hooked on vidya games is now classed as a mental health issue you can't now claim benefits, it's all good man.

congladurations, you have fuckloads of money.

He's still a lardass though.

So when I wear a condom and bang my black FWB later tonight I am not helping the situation?

The funny thing is that statement basically confirms you will never have sex.

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NOOOOOOOOO MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN DESTROYED AND ALL OF MY PRECONCEPTIONS HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED.

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read me like a book

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>Meet beautiful jewish girl.
Super smart.
Shared poems she likes.
Write her a poem.
Title it "shiksa's song".
Literally the most offensive term in Yiddish, means detestable one, gentile woman.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.

realize im socially retarded

This. I can't respect someone who had to get a surgery to force him to stop overeating before he'd lose weight, nor is it impressive that he got his dick wet when he's well off and e-famous.

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He's still a fat piece of shit

I'm not even that racist, just ugly.

what the fuck am i listening to

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Is that the cancer at work? or has he stopped lying about having that and just decided to do a bit of walking and eating less calories?

damn today is my birthday too. 6-22-88 I have become a wizard. 30 y/os

Oh god, I'm now listening to it.

Stop being so hostile. If you're trying to make a hostile attitude against fatties like Boogie how do you expect to get a woman in the same poisonous environment that you've created?

kill me

I refuse to act anything else besides myself.

>he has to tell lies
Man, that's pretty sad.

you literally just typed that using your "girfriend"

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>she'll soon be able to drink legally
boogie a pedo confirmed?

I don't have any friends either. In a way it's an advantage; less people to worry about and less people to care about.
There's 5 or 6 family and that's it. I can focus on myself completely.

I know I'm stating obvious, but camgirls are fucked up in their heads

You'll get used to it

looks like a bean bag chair that lost some filling

Wanna play overwatch? I'll sing you happy birthday over the headset if I'm not still muted by Blizzard.

Happy Birthday user!!!

>Friday night means dating and hot messy sex for most normal people, but for the Jow Forums incel it means frustration and rage.

P R O J E C T I O N

Happy birthday, /b/ro. I know that feel all too well.

Just get an escort. Or get a reddit whore from one of those classified subs.

ffs...

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>bragging about messy sex with some slag
I bet you're the virgin here.

I have to work on friday and saturday. So Sunday morning is my friday.

Trump supporters got laid way more than Bernie or Hillary supporters in my suburb HS. It was a rich white conservative suburb though.

My college is super liberal but most people are chill and apolitical. Probably the weed.

>m-muh b-b-b-b-b-birthday
>I don't have a single friend
What are you, 12? Holy fuck, are you gonna start crying about not getting any presents too? Grow up.

Woah popular people sometimes have sex due only to their popularity. No way.

Not worth the risk since I live in burgerland IMO. Though I'm considering getting a sex doll especially if the technology gets better in the future.

>went on a date and had sex

>no pictures of the girl

So it was a hooker?

In the US drinking is illegal until age 21, unless you grow up in a cool state.

>I absolutely HAVE to get pictures of every outing
How much of a millennial are you?

>even if you are ugly, fat with disgusting skin flabs but semi-famous and rich you'd get laid with pretty girls

you dont say

You are with many frens friend
Shadilay

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He's lying out of his ass. How I know he's lying is that hit of laughter he has when asked how old she is, he stalled long enough to think of something quickly and he went straight for the stereotypical dude fantasy we all have, banging a young chick. Had he been telling the truth he wouldn't need to stall and laugh at an unfunny question

*fit

normies have friends.fuck outta here nu/pol/ with that shit

Happy birthday, user!

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don't worry bruh keep on keeping on.

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You know what, good on the fat sack of shit.
If it helps other tubs of lard get motivated to do something about their gravitational pull, more power to him.

I'm a volcel so I don't know that feel. Patricians spend their fridays on intellectual pursuits instead of degenerate normie behaviour or incel brooding because Staceys doesnt like him.

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I don't have any new video games.
Yeah but it sucks because others are going out to bars and parties on their birthday whereas I sit at home alone. It makes me feel worthless.
Thanks lad.

You'd think I'd be used to it by now since I've spent 20/28 birthdays alone but it still hurts. I always feel extra depressed around this time of the year.

he can finally see his dick

wrong
friday night means peace and quiet in my apartment building until 2 in the morning, at which point i go wardriving between walmarts and motels in other nearby towns. saturday is more of the same but i start my wardriving early in the afternoon and go out farther into my state and check out smaller towns and their old architecture on main street (every small old town has an old main street with a nice courthouse). sometimes i get a motel room and watch movies if i stay out too late and get tired. weekends in rural states are the shit, women can't appreciate such fine things and would certainly make it miserable with their whining.

Happy Birthday

Not a chance. He's still fat as fuck.

I don't know for sure but don't most adults spend their birthdays alone? I feel like the birthday party thing is mostly for kids or college-aged people.

>rarely leaves his house
>lazy
>bad teeth
>whinny
>still fat as shit

I'm sure hes getting mad pussy

>incel

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Well, he didn't say how soon 'soon' is, did he?

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>dating and hot messy sex for most normal people
If you are underage. For most people it's the beginning of relaxing weekend after a week of hard work.

>don't most adults spend their birthdays alone
No, they spend it with their wife.

This. It seems like the people who say things like that have been watching too much TV. That or they take the cherry picked photos on social media as a representation of average people.

he's already been stalled for 3+ months.

My guess is that he'll chris christie himself and regain everything.

Have a happy birthday.

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Thats the thing. Tump represents everything Jow Forums isnt: rich, born in a golden cradle and bangs escorts, and the board is still filled with cultists.
Hes literally chad by inheritance.

Gastric bypass has killed him. Let me REDPILL you fuckers on gastric bypass. You lose the ability to absorb any nutrients. Fat people then survive solely on stored fat. 10 years down the road they die from severe chronic malnutrition after turning into a skeleton.

jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/416014 (Fatal Malnutrition 6 Years After Gastric Bypass Surgery)

This happens to every single patient. Question is whether it takes 6 years or 20 years. But he is already dead. He killed himself. They look good at first but he is doomed.

still completely unloveable

I can't believe he has had sex with 10/10s and I'm a 31 year old virgin despite being 6'4 with natural mucsles and low bodyfat and got the highest grades in the entire 10th grade back then

I was invited to the principal's office and given an award they told me I got the highest SAT scores in the entire school's history. I'm just baffled that I've never been able to get a girl to sex me. It doesn't add up. It's like a literal black magic curse.

Happy Birthday, user!
Hail Victory!!!

Maybe that was your one chance to fuck your principal, user. And you blew it.

>Friday is the day for sex
I fuck my missus erryday. You’re doing something wrong

>he got sex with a girl that was into fat guy
>she inserted cheese into her vagina for him to eat
>after the operation hes getting to fuck girls left and rigth because he is know on youtube
>even put his floppy skin on top of the girl chest so his dick can go in

how does he do it ? personality ?

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TLDR: Gastric bypass ends with then 10 years later looking like a malnourished AIDs patient before they finally die of malabsorption

>implying girls can correctly judge a man's worth
They fuck whoever is 'exciting' for them.

>drinking wine with a spaghetti meal instead of milk
>spaghetti sauce doesn't have any fresh mushrooms or peppers
>doesn't even have any meat

What the fuck am I even looking at

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Thanks for paying for my healthcare you fucking alt-right incels

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to be fair, he was gonna die anyways. Extremely unhealthy lifestyle lead to this in the first place.