LIVE PD ROUND 3

I just had sex with this girl

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(You)
>white..........11
>nigger..........4
>beaner.........2
>mongrel.......0

Mizzou adds another whites

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>1 hour of cops pulling over drunk nigs

Can this show go off the air already.

Time for simon says bullshit.

MARIJUANA FOUND

I support Trump legalizing marijuana so that live PD has to focus on something else

killin the eyes test tbqh

What does the $ tattoo on the hand mean?

Hope these pigs feel good about themselves harassing an old man just tryna get his mustang home so he can smoke a little pot on a friday night.

2nd hour down
> Kris Kristopherson going to jail

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90% of the time it's DUI's, serving warrants, and domestic disturbances

hes a baller

follow my finger for the next 5 minutes

it means he is willing to take it in the ass for money

he passed it

>texting and weaving
How much do you want to bet it's going to end up being texting and WEEDing amirite?

>kinda a long test innit?
XD

> long test, ain't it?
"we're going to do it until you fail, sir"

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Keep doing it until he fails

meanwhile, 5 blocks away, a nigger is raping somebody

I bet these drug recognition tests are 50% bullshit that's not backed up by blind studies.

Fuckin woman what are you doing

What exactly are they looking for when performing that test? Head moving? Following the finger?

eyes bouncing at the edge of vision

Laggy eyes due to being intoxicated, I believe.

decp.org/drug-recognition-experts-dre/

pupil dilation, lazy eye, eye overshot

twitching of the eye at the far lateral limits

>please count backwards from 20
Passes
>please count backwards from 1,000,000,000,000

not going to get the county to vote for more MRAPs and tanks with coverage like this, live pd

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Say the alphabet but skip the odd letters.

Please recite the alphabet in reverse starting from Z

Can we officially call this the worst episode in the history of the show?

I'm so screwed if I have to say the alphabet backwards

A
oops I failed

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>Can we officially call this the worst episode in the history of the show?
pretty close

This white devil thinks he can go through life working for a living and doing his best to pay his bills on time. These fine upstanding officers are going to make sure he gets a DUI so Jamal can have some more gibs.

Or the box truck if anyone remembers that from that county in Washington state.

Guess it's on to the next test for someone with already lazy eye

Please count the alphabet starting at potato

they know waaayyy before you get to the point if you're a fuckin idiot.

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Baby wants milk

>I'm a rebel just for kicks now

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Apple... FUCK!

this is too boring.....I'm bailing

Please tell me this is photo-shopped.... if not, she needs a reduction surgery.

They are so are drug dogs. I had a TBI so my pupils are permently pin point and my knees are shot, I've had multiply surgeries on both. Every time ibr been stopped the pig just rills his eyes and says hr heard all the excesses. I don't drink and don't do drugs, I stopped raking my prescribed pain meds four years ago, pigs are just pigs.

update - cops are currently setting up dui checkpoints.

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Why? Some people like cow tits

WTF Dan. If I want to see boring traffic stops I can watch the non stop cops marathon and be bored. Get departments where shit goes down.

>reduction surgery
blasphemy

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(((Dan))) doesn't want the truth getting out about niggers

SNEED

I wonder if you can get a doctor's note or something for that? Sounds annoying...

> 100 pills at a time
The Man in black knew how to party

He was distracted by the Thot at the pump

How is it still daylight in Texas at 2200 hours?

GIB MILKIES

ElPaso?

The stars at night are big and bright...

LIVE PD THOT PATROL

Did anyone watch the Girl Cop show?

sun just set a few minutes ago where I'm at. longest day of the year isn't too far off.

Thot Patrol

Texas only has one star

El Paso is in the west and it is 2112 hours there.
Also the 15 to 30 min delay

>women on patrol
so....thot patrol?

actually longest day is today

I live in El Paso it was like that thirty minutes ago.

CUTIE

"Resisting arrest" when police have not even indicated they are going to arrest you... What the fuck is this bullshit?

My cousin got her glorious milkers reduced when she got her hysterectomy it was a sad day, she was mute but science then shes gained it all back and noe has the body of a deflated pare. I'd still do her though.

>take you to jail for wearing an Eagles jersey

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Tell me that someone screencaped the face of that girl.

kyle you fucking drunk

>worried about peeing
>obviously drunk in public

whore patrol... everything is women this women that... unless their naked... I'm tried of this shit and they can fuck off

fukkin peegales fan.

Oh no, that sucks

>iggles fans

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>would go bike riding with Jazymn

poor kyle lmao

Well fuck me and call me Shirley. I didn't realize it was far enough west to be mountain time.

fuggin savage bruhs. DOOO IT

He's got a point, it still is good

you don't want negative outcomes to ruin your future, then don't drink and go home... fucking idiot

Drink 2 pee 4 man, it’s not his fault

FIVE SECOND RULE BRO

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press F for kyle's tendies and fries