Pedo-enabling lawyer accidentally texted me

Chef user reporting in

>heading home from shift
>text comes in
>read text
>eyebrows raised
>lawyer speak regarding a guy named "Matt", followed by casual pedo talk

This was 20 minutes ago. Anyone wanna help find out who this faggot is? I wouldnt know what to do. Imagine if it was your own daughter.

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HAHAHAHAHAH report this faggot to the FBI of canada

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In hindsight I could have probably fooled him into giving me his name, but Im dead tired and burnt out from work. My bad.

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Get this fucker locked up and get him to expose his friends

Fucking report him he sounds creepy as shit

ghey and fake

If they weren't busy sucking terrorist dick and helping illegals cross the border in Quebec I would. I just hope some of you find this interesting enough to look into.

I just sent that faggot a little something

Nah, if you're not doing anything then why the fuck should anyone else. Kill yourself.

I wish it were, so I could just go to bed. My morals wont allow me to sit on this.

Kek, I bet he didn't expect such a response

>Pedos get the rope too. Have a good night.

Holy shit.

>176151868
okcaller.com/6474951900

Report it. Wtf? Do leafs not have something equivalent to the FBI?

This guy sounds like a trader or financial analyst, not a lawyer.

This is what I found so far, must have been the old listing. Anyone know how to find this faggot?

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Find out more about the Netflix deal.

Fake and gay.

Also,
>15
>pedophile
you're why feminism exists.

either CSIS or the mounties or whatever

>This was 20 minutes ago. Anyone wanna help find out who this faggot is?
Google the number, it's a hooker in Canada.

Perhaps you are right. Im a goddamn chef so Ive no clue exactly what hes talking about.

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kek, based reply

>15 year old girls
>finance
Jow Forums here, this analysis is correct.

Link or screen?

What exactly is weird about banging a 15 year old?

I'd say do it, but Canada. They'll probably give the guy a medal or cash reward for outstanding degeneracy.

>not turning off wifi when you are not near a known connection

do people actually do this?

The feeling you will get when getting raped by niggers in jail.

I bet that nigger is 30+ being a finance guy. Shit is creepy, and besides its not like a wholesome, wait for marriage deal. This nigger is probably gonna get her in a lot of trouble.

Shes still a goddamn kid you jew fuck.

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posting is from 2015, so the owner of the number might have changed since then

>Find a microsoft lawyer named matt leaking information to a lawyer in toronto
1-800-pajeet

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>tfw when your tryna do big cums but she keeps brushing her doll's hair.

Or it might be her pimp

who was also dating an amanda

Like I said earlier, tired from work. 12 hours in a boiling kitchen will drain you.

I wish this was real

Pimps don't use that kind of vocabulary.

So it's wrong because it's illegal and not the other way around?

your number might also be a few digits off from matt's
call up random numbers nearby yours, ask for matt, try and explain that you need lawyer service and was recommended by someone at microsoft and that you work there and had to talk direct

I kek'd holy christ thats a good line.

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OH MY GOD LEAF IT'S YOU. ONE OF THE ONLY BASED LEAFS IN EXISTENCE

Alright I sent him a text asking for hot MU tips. In the meantime can we see if there's a Riaz in Ontario?

She's a 15 year old whore.

Its just happened, only way its fake is if someone I know was pranking me. But none of my friends would pull shit like this.

You think I wanted this crap? I just want to go to sleep but now I have a degenerate to expose.

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Howdy. We're not all faggots, even in my pozzed-to-hell city. 647 is a Toronto/GTA area code btw guys.

hmmm numerals decide if this is real

Then she needs a Travis Bickle

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get rid of the phone

its planted text messages from the effu bee eye

I really don't want to be authoritarian or wrathful but seeing pedoshit instantly pulls me up like 10 spaces on the political compass.

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38

Travis Bickle, the 5 round SKS madman.

You're fucked up in the head if you think a grown man should be able to groom and make sexually advances on a freshman in high school you degenerate kys.

38? What does that mean?

Financial analyst or trader inquiring about a merge and acquisition for a company from his insider hookup so he can make a quick buck. Track the number, find out his name and he's fucked out of his career for life. Also
>Thinking high flying finance types aren't regularly fucking 15 year olds

If he were to marry her and make an honest woman out of her? Yes, I do believe such a thing should be possible after being screened by the girl's family, in order to ensure he's a decent man.

awesome response

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Atta boy. Get on my level, goys! Fuck this pedokike creep.

Nah, he’s likely inquiring about a futures contract being drafted by the lawyers for the M&A, and seeing if he can trade it/get some investments for it.

real or fake, reminds me of this

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Good catch. Anyone else got a means to find this kike?

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Are you retarded? You have to take this to the police, except now you can’t because you called him a nigger (illegal in Canada) and threatened to kill him (illegal everywhere). You dumb nigga.

I didnt threaten him, I told him to kill himself.

As opposed to you burgers who let your pedos get away with running for POTUS.

And by the way, he’s asking whether Microsoft (MSFT) might acquire Netflix (NFLX).

How is 15 pedo?
No wonder half of you never get laid

I googled "microsoft lawyer matt" and a pedo looking fag definitely came up. Also should report to SEC, maybe fuck the deal up.

Aye, this. Never forget who our true enemies are.

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hi muhammed

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First thing feminists did was raise the age of consent, smart guy.

first thing you muslims do is groom children you dirty brown pedo kys

(((Swartz)))

Probably not the dude but of course first image is a kike.

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Why do you post a picture of a NY real estàte agent?

>being this hysterical

Big companies. Now what interest would this fruit have in M&A's of those two companies?

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Because Moloch

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Fake and gay.
Also,
>15
>pedo

This is getting off course. Doesnt anyone have an idea how to track this fruit down at all? Beyond googling it, I dont know how to go about this. Please help.

found the non-white

Suspicious. That's not how a "lawyer" would talk about a deal like that. At least, not the lawyers on Bay Street I know. And I know a great many.

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Found the feminigger

He might be a finance guy, its a merger and acquisition thing Ive since gleaned. I just got the texts and I didnt analyse what he said beyond the pedo shit.

Hate to break it to you, but that's considered a threat in Canada's Criminal Code.

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WTF is with lawyers. I was texted by some antifa-type lawyer like 9 months ago.

Yeah, Bay Street lawyers are finance guys. I know about a dozen good ones. They wouldn't text shit like that, and they sure as shit would know better than to send it to the wrong number. Lawyers get into a lot of trouble for that sort of thing, especially in Canada.

Who the fuck cares if he wants to bang a 15 year old. The real news is that Microsoft is looking at acquiring Netflix.

God damn it. Well, I fucked up. Cant report it now.

In Canada you can threaten someone on their own behalf while fucking your dog and still go to jail.

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The cops would have his name in a second if you gave them the number, not sure as to how one can go about obtaining a name based on a phone-number without, though. Perhaps look up his number and see if it is connected to any social media accounts? Keep it lowkey so he doesn't try to cover his tracks.

Meh, it is acceptable and natural to be attracted to girls of that age, but if you think that a 30+ man actually being in a sexual relationship with one isn't wrong, that is kind of fucked up. It is about the emotional stability of the kid, she might be developed, but not anywhere near emotionally developed enough to deal with that.

As long as he marries her.
Which he can't anymore, because it's illegal.

I don't understand this stocks talk. Microsoft is doing what to Netflix?

Thanks for enlightening me m8. Dont know much about this crap.

>647
Torontofag here, we need to drain this fucking swamp.

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That's neat

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Howdy fellow Torontofag. I thought I was alone out here. Cheers.

Tell them the childhood trauma of being molested yourself made you lose your sanity

fucking LOL