instead of a wall, could this solve the migrant crisis?
Instead of a wall, could this solve the migrant crisis?
William Reyes
Isaac Campbell
>I call it the spic span
Isaac Morris
You're not thinking big enough. Make it a Hyperloop. Let Elon test Hyperloop out by shooting Mexicans straight to Canada at hypersonic speeds. If they die, he gets valuable data. If they live, they're Canada's problem.
Isaiah Brooks
If it fucks over Canada, I'm in favor of it.
Hunter Evans
It's cheaper to just declare the wall on the Mexico border is over, build a wall on the Canadian border, and deport every illegal immigrant to Canada regardless of where they come from.
Angel Jenkins
Very likely.
Brody Nelson
For every one Mexican you send to Canada, we'll send you two Chinese dudes.
...but feel free to send over some Mexican weather ladies .
Asher Gomez
Kek
Levi Bell
No wall needed in Alaska.
Jayden Davis
Canada is too cycled to say no.
Hunter White
id even vote for that shit. i fucking hate Canadians so god damn much
Alexander Jackson
Julian Diaz
ill take some zips over aztecs.
Brody Rogers
DUMP THE slump
Nathaniel Davis
>your farm regions are now in permanent shade so you starve, forcing you to import food from Canada
>Mexicans are far too lazy to walk across the whole bridge so they still go to the US (plus there are already Mexican communities in the US)
>Canada STILL wins
Christopher Wright
put your enemy on both your borders.. sounds like a great military tactic to fucking lose.
Joseph Jenkins
This is obviously the pro-science answer, so I'm on board.
Luke Perez
you do realize 90 percent of these border hoppers are from central and south america right?
Nolan Davis
fuck you
Carter Russell
ah yes, the ol Spic Span.
I see you have also seen Frisky Dingo.
Jaxson Jones
Why don't you mutts just return the Spanish land to Mexico?
John Jones
You'd be getting the foreign Chinese, though. The ones that are messy, rude as fuck, oblivious to the world around them, snot rocket shooting, garbage can shitting assholes.
Ian Thompson
I'm planning to leave my career as a software engineer to be a dishwasher in canada... how much are you guys paying for dishwashers or construction workers?
Jack Jenkins
Mexico held those lands for around 70 years. We've held them for over 150. They've lost their cores on them by now.
Zachary Green
Ariba ariba!
Grayson Foster
Based paradox player
Justin Hughes
Alexander Adams
Just nuke Mexico, it's cheaper and better for us
Justin Jenkins
I move to lease them this choice spot in Washington State. No road access to the rest of the US; you have to drive through Canada. I want to see hundreds of thousands of Mexicans and similar floating to this little slice of paradise on those barrel rafts that have worked out so well in the Mediterranean. Let's build them a nice big city up there.
Aiden Hill
They are not the same immigrants, they don't want to build, more like roaches.
Robert Price
You still looking for ptarmigan, go home son they aren't coming.
Benjamin Evans
This is not a bad idea actually. If Canada decides to be ultra left wing and have completely open borders, it might make sense to advertise a direct train line to transport squatemalans. We could even dump our shitskins into Canada by having a hostile environment here and a very welcoming environment there.
Christopher Hughes
I agree with this gringoy
Isaiah Morales
Would be a monumental job but instead of a wall you should dig a huge canal.
Parker Reed