Tick Tock

This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.

No.

Really.

I mean EVERYTHING.

Asshole will attack Syria, kill Assad, and leave the bald headed Russian cunt spitting mad.

Then Mueller will have Asshole and Vice Asshole arrested by summer.

Then President Nancy Pelosi (uhhhnnng fuck YAS) gets to declare national emergency right before the big blue tsunami in November.

Hey, don't forget the Russian cunt!

He'll do something incredibly stupid. Or we'll just tell you he did. ;)

Are you guys with me?

Okay.

So.

President Nancy Pelosi. Democratic supermajority. War and emergency powers.

Like holy FUCKING SHIT.

We're literally literally going to be dragging far right pantshitters into FEMA camps this time next year. We'll literally be giving their big houses to refugees and undocumented immigrants. We'll LITERALLY be doing whatever the fuck we want and there's exactly FUCK ALL Skinhead cunts can do about it.

Congrats, babydicks.

You beat your chests and thrust your little dicks thinking you'd won the entire world when Asshole beat Her.

Now, you get to find out what a big, brutal bloodthirsty bitch Hillary "Payback" Clinton is. And how much delicious mischief we'll do with no rules, no limits, and no more regressive shitfucks standing in our way.

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foxnews.com/opinion/2018/06/05/what-to-expect-in-2018-midterm-elections.html
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townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/04/16/rasmussen-trumps-approval-rating-just-jumped-again-to-another-high-level-n2471339
youtube.com/watch?v=nxVYKcVUhDk
news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2018/03/u-s-pays-more-for-health-care-with-worse-population-health-outcomes/
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TWO HANDS!
DRUMPHS IS FINISH!!1!

BLLLLUUUUMMMPPPPPFFFFFLLLL

>two scoops
>two hands
>two much winning

Pizzaniggers invert _everything_ which fully means that this memeing about power indicates a full, and complete, BTFO.

pro tip: he's signalling someone
For example if the vip spots a potential dangerous situation in the public signs like these are used to signal the secret service.

fuck off back to plebbit with that mess of a shitpost

>tfw leaf is baiting with some shit out of his ass

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is there any point in your life where you didnt think about us?

have a (you)

Even your president doesn't think about you.
The trade war this Putin puppet is starting is going to first hurt you. Retaliatory tarrifs by rest of the world are designed primarily against Trump country first.
The h1b covfefe is going to accelerate IT development in Canada.
New world system will emerge without Merica due to it's isolation. Name a few allies please?

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TWO SCOOPS
TWO WHOOPS
TWO HANDS
TWO _____?

SHIT I MEANT WHOMP

FIRST TWO SCOOPS AND NOW TWO HANDS?

IMPEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hahaha, I love the smell of burning leaves in the morning.

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I can’t even tell if this is ironic or not, that’s how bad things are.

2 scoops
2 hands
2 womps
2 terms

based

>This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.
lol you mean this is the year the democrat party becomes a footnote in history.

go on campaign for open borders.

hahahahah fucking going to be great
i wasn't going to but i think i just fire up my multiple social media accounts and go russian on your midterms.

REDDIT

SPACING

LEAF

POSTING

DOG

DICK

SUCKING

FUCKING

LEAF

Sage

Have two (you) (you)

cant let him get the nuclear codes

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Blue wave is coming

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everything isnt on the table. im not sure if you understand how the american election cycles work. its just a mid term and for some odd reason all seats are not synced at the same time

mama hilldawg no!

sage

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>doublespaced

foxnews.com/opinion/2018/06/05/what-to-expect-in-2018-midterm-elections.html


I am not a product of American education buddy. Midterms can shift legislature control BIG LEAGUE.

>What does all this mean? If the election were held today, Democrats would likely win a majority of the votes and make sizeable gains in Congress. Whether this would be enough for Democrats to overcome the disadvantages against them – and take control of the House or Senate – remains to be seen"

>reposting this under your real flag
I know it is still a proxie but you are a massive faggot, kys

Fuck off OP. We already know what you drive to work each day.

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Came here to tell newfags and dipshits... just hide these threads. Don't reply.

>=100 threads hidden is about the current shill proportion.

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IMPEACH DRUMPF!!!! TWO HANDS!!!!

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Hands aren't binary, it's not just left or right. Hands are a spectrum.

What a sad life you must live

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Fucking Caniggerians...

The only big blue tsunami that will happen this year, is the big blue tsunami of salty tears when, after doubling down for the last time with the same strategy, liberals can't perceive how or why they loat, yet again.

2 based

Look, it's this copypasta again.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/This is the year Democrats win fucking everything./

sage

>This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.
>pic related
>New Poll: President Trump's Approval Rating Hits Another High
townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/04/16/rasmussen-trumps-approval-rating-just-jumped-again-to-another-high-level-n2471339

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Come on now, he has little hands. He didnt want to drop the glass

lol why would anyone want nancy fucking pelosi to be the leader of an entire nation?

I'm not even sure the shills that are shilling us actually believe the shit they post here.

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Lol no
fag

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this pasta is tired

...

top kek

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Shitty bait threads like this always fools people.

>(You)
o
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I always respond to bait to confound the white man. Resistance makes you stronger

Two starburst

first of all, you are Canadian and therefore probably stupid

second, after the summer can you and everyone like you just shut the fuck up? if *this* IS the year democrats win everything?

I mean, you are a piece of shit, and wrong, but can you have the decency to just shut-up?

A...FUCKING....LEAF

lol this thread is ridiculous.

Screen cap this!

>A look at 30 years of publicopinion data

Paradigm has shifted and Democrats were routed back in 2016.

>President Trump’s historically low approval ratings put Republicans at a huge disadvantage.

Trump’s approval climbs higher than Obama’s at same point into his presidency.

>Pic related, Trump derangement syndrom

The left is still trying to prove to the centrists they are a bunch of mentally intersectional Frankfurt psychos.

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nigger get ready for red wave
youtube.com/watch?v=nxVYKcVUhDk

stupid obama, stupid hillary and all the morons who worship them have "woke a sleeping giant"!

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giant has his feet and is gaining ground at a rapidly increasing speed

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I wonder if this spam will continue after the Dems end up a superminority.

Seriously though you can google "This year Democrats fucking win everything site:boards.Jow Forums.org" on google and it will show a list of the exact same spam.

I want the border secured, repercussions for staying illegally to discourage future migrants, universal healthcare, increased education funding, and reduced military spending. what am I?

Have my you

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>universal healthcare
A faggot.

u.s. spends more money for worse results. explain why we can have univeral healthcare and if people want they can purchase extra private insurance.

>2 hands
>2 scoops
>2 terms

You have lost. beg for mercy it is your only hope. it's that or the gallows for traitors. confess your crimes!

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Two (You)s

can you actually make a living shilling on Jow Forums? or is this something you do in between uploading tranny cam feeds on pornhub?

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DDDDOOUTTTTAERRRRDDDD
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Nice proofs you rural and suburban retards

Even Fox is prepping for narrative change. Just like they changed the tune about what trump can and can't do re seperation on minors or the border "wall " which is now a fence... which is what those kids were caged in

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Because with the way the American healthcare business is right now, having universal medicare would be unrealistically unaffordable. In order to even achieve it, we would have to remodel our Medical System to match that of Germany's which means that personnel AND salaries would have to be cut down to a fifth of what it is. Literally 96% of our medical industry would have to be cut. And that won't completely pay for it either. America would have to get rid of pensions since it is greater than the military budget.

[Citation needed]

dat copy pasta is MUAH PERFECT

>2
>hands
Faggot leaf.

Imagine that. Faggot obama leaf lying again.
100 percent certain the red tsunami will occur and trump gets re-elected in 2020 and you can't do a thing but only wish you had an alpha leader like trump.

>calls others newfags
>probably thinks his sage worked while posting graphic

Have my you

>I always respond to bait
ofc you do, cancer

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Stop replying to a literal copypasta, HOLY SHIT

the hell is a scoop? wasn't it simply important news? am I missing something here?

Stop making progress, stop learning from those countries with better quality of life.

Americans spend more on health care but don't get commensurate benefits

>"Using international data primarily from 2013 to 2016, the researchers compared the U.S. with 10 other high-income countries — the U.K., Canada, Germany, Australia, Japan, Sweden, France, Denmark, the Netherlands, and Switzerland — on approximately 100 metrics that underpin health care spending.
The study confirmed that the U.S. has substantially higher spending, worse population health outcomes, and worse access to care than other wealthy countries. For example, in 2016, the U.S. spent 17.8 percent of its gross domestic product on health care, while other countries ranged from 9.6 percent (Australia) to 12.4 percent (Switzerland). Life expectancy in the U.S. was the lowest of all 11 countries in the study, at 78.8 years; the range for other countries was 80.7 to 83.9 years. The proportion of the U.S. population with health insurance was 90 percent, lower than all the other countries, which ranged from 99 to 100 percent coverage."
news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2018/03/u-s-pays-more-for-health-care-with-worse-population-health-outcomes/

>Implying there is only one leaf in Canada, faggit

Ew cannucks shouldn't be allowed to live. Also Pelosi would fucking lose because nobody in the US gives a shit about her unless your californian

As long as Tubby keeps kissing Israel's ass, he'll be fine.

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>uhhhnnng fuck YAS

my favorite part of this pasta

this

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>fart jokes

how's the 8th grade going

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A scoop is a round ball of ice cream. You cannot have more than one in the US.

I saw that and I didn't understand shit

>You cannot have more than one in the US.
that just sounds made up desu, is it real?

It's because he has tiny hands. Liberals are so bad at memeing that they forget their own memes.

This is satire and sarcasm right?

Yeah.

No.

Feel the BERN