The Intel Crab

The Intel Crab
@IntelCrab
2m2 minutes ago

The Intel Crab Retweeted تامر السلطان

#Gaza

A reporter for Channel 10 claims that the IDF will militarily respond tonight to fires started by incendiary balloons.

GET YOUR POPCORN READY LADS.

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ISRAEL FINNA GET DABBED ON FROM ALL SIDES

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I better get some comfy streams bwahahaha

Global: MilitaryInfo
@Global_Mil_Info
55s55 seconds ago

Global: MilitaryInfo Retweeted تامر السلطان

#Gaza

#BREAKING: A channel 10 reporter has stated that the #IDF will respond tonight due to the incendiary balloons.

YALLA HABIBI

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Strategic Sentinel
Verified account @StratSentinel
1m1 minute ago

Strategic Sentinel Retweeted The Intel Crab

Potential military action by #IDF tonight in respond to incendiary balloons

Hopefully senpai, if it's not severe enough to warrent a communication cut e.g. internet blackout.

Also found this gem note when he says "forces" he means IDF forces not Hamas forces.


Israel Breaking
@IsraelBreaking
1h1 hour ago

Regional council in Israel near border with Gaza says this evening they have been in contact with the army and have been seeing an increase in forces in the area.

basically when anything in the world bad happens to Israel they take their anger out on the Palestinians.

2 news channels now fairly certain there will be reparations of the bombing kind to the gazinians.


Intel Doge
@IntelDoge
1m1 minute ago

Israeli channel 14 and Channel 10 are both reporting that there's a strong likelihood of military reaction by the #IDF tonight for incendiary balloon launches by #Gaza

I wonder what the retaliation from their neighbors is gonna be. Kushner just met with all these Arab nations and saved Israel for last. At the same time we hear news coming out about how Kushner chewed out the Israeli Ambassador Ron Demer for thinking he owned the White House. Also we have news about how Israel is worried that without US veto the UN will hit them hard.

Interesting times.

he cute

what the jew? yeah he's kinda.......HOT...... YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyone know where and when this video was taken? the IDF official twitter is saying these 3 soldiers (there appear to be three in the video) were lightly injured but they ain't moving unless they were knocked out???

twitter.com/Jtruzmah/status/1010596315712008192

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This looks fake as shit. False flag videos are always low quality on purpose.

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>twitter.com/Jtruzmah/status/1010596315712008192

>soldiers have thick arabic accents

lol

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The "soldiers" are the one's incapacitated most likely the arab speakers are bystanders with phones, intellect isn't your strongpoint is it jewy?

>Israel blockades the ports and the exit from Gaza
>Somehow Palestinian gets in
>Somehow he gets a car
>Somehow he finds 3 IDF soldiers
>Decided to ram them
Fake as shit.

Those soldiers are barely even moving. they aren't the ones talking.

Lmao, this is not the first time this happens
Why the denial?

I'm not in denial. Israel lies to justify genocide. They fire rockets at themselves or they turn on their sirens as an excuse to bomb more innocent women and childrne. Israel won't survive more than 1 more month.

>incendiary balloons

Keep up the good work, Gaza!

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Gaza? The car crash happened near Bethlehem. Thats in the west bank.

I agree I've heard of multiple stabbings by some random arab living in Israel, sometimes it just takes a bit of bad news for them to go crazy.

I get you bro, but not everything is a false flag.
They deserve what they get and more

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Yeah but it's just another excuse to bomb more palestinians in Gaza

>They deserve what they get and more
Yeah, and Israel deserves what it gets too.

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Expect some resistance kikes, it won't be pretty

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Lol you misunderstood me, I meant Israel deservers what they get

אָבער זיי נאָר האָבן באַלונז לינקס, אפֿשר נאָר ווייַס פאַספעראַס און צוויי מיסאַל סטרייקס דעם צייַט כאַימע

Hey, I know that timing you're red alert user aren't you?

Yea lol

Oh okay.

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Good I hope they do. Those palistinian sand niggers deserve it. The second they stop attacking isreal the violance will stop.

GYS kike

twitter.com/HananyaNaftali/status/1010601543035490305

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Because it's the palistinian s who are attacking them and harboring terrorists.

Oh go fuck yourself. Israel is a terrorist nation.

bumping and waiting I guess.

Like this terrorist?

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If Israel actually cared about it's citizens safety they would reoccupy Gaza.

As long as the great plan is achieved they don't give a fuck who dies.

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The Palestinians have as much of a right to do anything and everything to Israelis in the name of defense and reclamation of their homeland, as you do to own a rifle in your home. That land is was and forever will be Palestinian land. and before you try to swing that whole "Palestine never existed and Palestinians didn't call themselves Palestinians" bullshit, they have always been in that land and if Palestinians wanted to call themselves The Kike destroyers, then the land would belong to those known as the kike destroyers. fuck your semantics, hasbara.

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How do they make the condoms autoexplode btw ?
Unless i have any explaination for that, (and there is none, bacause it's impossible), i will continue to believe, that the whole thing is a hoax and a false flag, in oh so typical israeli manner.

any more happenings op?

Couldn't find the original, maybe an arabic speaker has better luck
twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/1009859975852777473

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k-keep me posted.... I think we're all jonesing for a fat line of happening

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Still too early (22:30) in Israel

no... but the night is still young.

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Netanyahu is trying to get someone, ANYONE, to help him. Too bad everyone hates him.

twitter.com/ejmalrai/status/1010526053838843905

I'm not sure whats going on but by the number of meeting he had this week he seems a little desperate

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>You're ready to start a compilation of Israel getting owned

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I can't wait for Israel to get BTFO and all these shitty memes to disappear forever as well as your shitty AI and retarded shills.

OH BOY, HERE WE GO.

Israel is poking the beast

axios.com/israel-worried-by-us-pullout-from-human-rights-council-f5c0e205-5ba0-44b1-a4f8-c6b34cd57866.html
>Israeli foreign ministry officials tell me they are concerned that U.S. withdrawal from the UN human rights council will make it harder to block anti-Israeli initiatives on the council. The officials say that even though they feel the council is extremely biased against Israel, U.S. membership helped to soften or fend off some anti-Israeli steps.

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Interesting

twitter.com/Jtruzmah/status/1010608873084862464

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Perfect nu-male.

HAHA

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bump

KEK

2 of them is moving, 3rd doesn't seem to be moving

Everything seems calm and quiet thus far

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Please

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Lol'd

Israelis need to see babies burnt alive, it's the only way they get sexually stimulated.

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You're an Israeli

Translate this for us?

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Oh dear, is Jow Forums going to spend an entire week sucking Israel's dick again?

Hmm

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Ugh oh

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Bump?

Only sonicbooms? That's lame