What if God were a Woman Jow Forums?

What if God were a Woman Jow Forums?

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Then women do like rape.

What if OP wasn't a shitposting forum sliding shill?

She killed a faggot by touching him. Shes really our girl damn

What if God was one of us?

That would explain the flip flopping throughout history and the vengefulness....

since women are incomplete by nature (and lacking a penis) it wouldn't make sense for god to be a woman

>What if

user, I...

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Fuck off from this board you filthy niggers

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sage and report

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What if you weren't a fucking degenerate

Then it would make total sense as to why this Earth is so absolutely fucked.

Thats dope af

>she

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God is a loli, this one specifically

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That would explain why the world is so shit

If God were a women she would look like 22 year old Taytay

Would she be a slob like one of us?

Explains why everything is so fucking retarded

out you fucking piece of shit ill kill you

God created Adam in his own image. He only created Eve to accompany him. Literally the first 10 pages of the Bible.

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I'm God.
Ask me anything.

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u cute?

then why did he come back as a man?

Cuteness is subjective so it depends.

Sorry, God is drunk tonight.

I'D FUCK HER PUSSY