Study Reveals Canadians Have Bigger Dicks Than Americans

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Dog cock doesn't count.

>AUSTRALIANS
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
this is why they are always mad in everythread and they shitpost a lot

Is this just self reporting or are there mass penis inspections around the country that I've been missing?

Australians have smaller cocks than Indians? Must be all the Chinese men that populated the country recently.

That's false, Indians have 4 inch dicks so the rest is likely wrong as well
Topkek

I wasn't aware penis inspection day was a national holiday in Canada. Fucking faggots

what is .64 of an inch ? like 64% ?

that just means you also have looser assholes

u mad Amerifat? At least chode warriors like you will always have girth on your side.

>those averages

D:

>implying women have good measurement skills
women are awful at judging distances and shit

The real joke is on the retards who spent money to conduct this research.

>average size according to women
>according to women

>women
>responsible for accurately estimating anything related to units of measurement

Their brains just weren't built for it, they don't have the spatial reasoning abilities that males do.

I see yes this is very politically incorrect

That's because of the Big Québécois Cock.

>not going for your yearly penis inspection

Still tighter than your mother's.

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>this is what women want

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>average size according to women
>according to women

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>Average size according to women.

>Norks have 3.8 inchers

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>average exaggeration by men
How did they check?
>average size according to women
hahahahahahahaha

Isn't average size below 6"? This means leaf women overstimate willy size by 2". Does this mean canacuck IQ is lower than the rest?

>Avg English wee wee is only 6.64"
Who /AboveAverage/ here?

>Obsessing over dick size
Congratulations, the Jews have won.

HUNGary

>doesn't remember PID

>being proud of 7in.
lol

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But they still measured it in inches and not your own metric system... so who really won here? freedom units FTW

Gayest thread ever.

>average size according to women
dropped. Real studies estimate average size to be about 5.2 inches, this survey bullshit is meaningless.
Still, canadians probably do have bigger dicks, if only because they aren't buried in as much fat.

>according to women
>implying that Canadian women wouldn't exaggerate to make their men feel better about themselves

It is as big as they feel it is. It's always big until you dump them.

fpbp

Thats where fucking abos lead you I guess

It is
Why do you think our hospitals are free you silly

met some canadian tourists today for the first time today
which made me realise that I don't like canadians

>Average size
>according
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What is it with the dick propaganda?
Only people that are obsessed with dick size are homosexuals with tore up assholes
OH, right, Canada

Did they measure the dog too?

im gonna need the rest of that pic.
... for a paper im writing...

>tfw 8 inch penis.

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all of these are self reported tho, there is nigerian study meassured by doctors giving them 5 inches (13 cm), in other but self reported study nigerians meassured themselves for 16 cm... (6,3 inches) so pls. these stats are meaningless. saw stats for hungary with 17 cm and with 14,5 cm too. its literaly random numbers as long as its self reported. also wonder how doctors account for curved dicks etc.

You don't have a condom fitter in your town? They are the ones who measure for comfort, they also trim and wax if you need too.

not even a little bit surprised

These studies make me feel good about my 6.5er.

>According to women

Real scientific study you have there

Canada has less Mexicans than America.
Those Chinamen will catch up to you sooner or later son.
kek

Um. Wrong.

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Someone post big Canadian cock memes.

And just like niggers the Leafs can only think with their dick

>also wonder how doctors account for curved dicks etc.
Well, yeah I wonder too, if I straighten mine out it adds an extra 3/4 inch, bringing it up to 3 inches.

>muh dick: the thread

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So what the chart means is that women like Canadian men the best and Aussies are rude cunts and not all that great in bed.

Figures...all that cock streching must have paid off. Canadians can fuck their own asses easily.

This. No one read the bottom fucking part you goddamn short attention spanned underage faggots.

haha good one guy

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lol ausies
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Negroes have smaller dicks than whites on average in actual clinical studies.

>according to women

truth. the "BBC" thing is a jewish meme.

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I thought it was the other way around. They're larger on average, although we're talking about a pretty insignificant amount. Say 5.5 on average for whites vs 5.7 for blacks, literally nothing.

And I guess you'd have to have evolved bigger dicks on average if a significant number of your women suffered from this.

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penis length is inversely correlated with intelligence r-right guys???

Canada has more Irish blood, who are know to have long schlongs. Canada is largely Anglo/Celtic whereas the USA is more Anglo/German.

Why is only length included? I'd like to see some width and circumference measurements as well to obtain a better understanding of cock volume.
You could have a 13 inch dong but at half an inch wide and 2.5 circumference you might as well be sticking a drum stick in there.
Which nation has the most voluminous cock?

so I believe

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lol

Canada gets rekt yet again.

is this done with bone press?

why do u create transparent pictures tard i cant even see it atleast put white text on it but i cant see anything

It's according to women. The average size of a penis in all of those countries is an inch shorter. It's roughly 14-16 cm or 5.5" to 6.3".

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>7" average
not in a million years

It's done with a woman. A woman couldn't tell you about how wide a 2x4 is, let alone a penis.

I don't know if you know this, but the relative size of other peoples penes doesn't change the status of your own. You're just lowering the bar so you can brag about being the tallest kid in kindergarten.

degenerate leaf faggot
sage and reported

You should do that research on your own and not trust anything posted on Jow Forums about it.

topkek

>Tfw chang demographics start to sting
its ok m8 I ate pussy and then blew in it like 20 minutes ago after waking up

I would need a research team. Hmm I wonder if my university would fund it?
I can see it now! Cock volume study! Come in and see the volume of your knob!

If she starts twerking cupid will miss his target

No. The research has already been done. Just look in relevant places.

>have sub-5” dick
>virgin
>have been rejected on the way to sex the moment my pants come down
>am now an incel
>woman want me dead for not having sex, but won’t have sex with me because I have a small dick
What the fuck. It’s not even an “I’m entitled to sex”. We were literally about to have sex when she turned me down after seeing my dick.

idiot, this is not real data. it is "according to women" and "amount exaggerated"

fpbp top kek

This is nonsense. All studies on dick size are nonsense. The average is less than 5 inches.

that doesn't even make sense. you know the jewish meme harms you people more than us right? ask any sex counsellor what the #1 problem nog men say they have when they go to counseling. every woman expects them to have an unrealistic big dick because of porn actors. apparently nog women take it harder than white wamen, white wamen are just disappointed while nog wamen allegedly openly mock and insult you for it.
where did i brag about "being the tallest kid"? please quote me. i'm average, and completely satisfied with that.

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Canadians are also less white than Americans

Whiter than you Muhammad

When has a woman ever been relied on to measure anything?
t. small dicked Aussie.

>The average is less than 5 inches.
Maybe in Asia.

>burgerbong flag
wew tyrone lad

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sorry fampai
cant seem to find it

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>Importing Africans to brag about average dick size of your country afterwards

It's not the size of the boat, it's how many crabs you can catch with it. BAM
Based India though, underselling themselves for the suprise