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Jow Forums humour: 40K edition
Alexander Bailey
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Wyatt Morales
Gabriel Rivera
Zachary Richardson
Parker Foster
Tyler Sanchez
Zachary Price
oh god someone post digganobs
Jordan Miller
Levi Phillips
Eli Nguyen
Aiden Flores
Angel Ortiz
Connor Lewis
Evan Walker
Adrian Thompson
Brayden Murphy
Jackson Cooper
William Evans
Jacob Thompson
Owen Russell
Easton Cook
Parker Scott
Grayson Adams
Aiden White
the third pic that is following him, 10/10
Jayden Ward
These are hilarious
Thomas Hughes
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Colton Hill
Connor Garcia
Nathaniel Howard
You should make Gene Stealers similar to Jews.
Jace Foster
>hahaha the left is so fucking dumb. Everything is a Harry Potter or star wars reference.
>This thread
Jace Evans
> Notice how all the editors of the articles are (((Lords of Change)))
Anthony Cruz
I agree, satire of anything is dumb
John Hernandez
Jeremiah Harris
Dominic Baker
Easton Rivera
This is a humour thread, no one in their right mind would use 40k as a serious foundation for a political argument, but lefitsts do that with Star wars and Harry potter, have you seen those gun control posters ?
James Hughes
Carson Thomas
Right chums, that is all I have got.
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Austin Phillips
>young ork fleeing conflict
Fake news
Luis Scott
10/10, good show!
Hunter Ward
Is this based off of McCarthy? BTW thanks for these, they're fucking amazing.
Jaxon Cruz
These are great
Justin Perez
Of course not.
Chaos only has an advantage in the galaxy because of the higher IQ of chaos worshippers
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Jaxson Mitchell
Bumping for the God Emperor
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Spread far and wide
Austin Hughes
All I see is some boys and a nob.
Jose Foster
Godspeed Peru, all the best for the world cup
Levi Cox
Link?
Xavier Flores
bump, absolutely made my day
Ian Wright
Wow, wow, WOW! Imperials still don't get it, so let me spell it out:
Warmaster Abaddon The Despoiler will be resting his feet on your nasty cadia in thirteen black crusades.
The Citrix Maledictum will be a fucking warp tornado.
God Asshole and Malcador WILL be tormented, corrupted, and sent to the basilica of torment.
Warpstorms so insufferable they will make Space Marines kill themselves in hopeless insanity are coming.
All loyalists will be bled dry and turned into LITERAL LEGAL SLAVES as punishment for this fucked up, ordered, unnatural fucking dumbshit you tried to ram down Chaos' throat.
Roboute will be CASTRATED and never ALLOWED to wear power armor again.
Daemons will be shipped in by battlebarge and resettled in the least corrupt imperial sectors, and the unholy quartet will look with glee when they do as they damn well please!
Loyalist dogs will be neutered in every major city, and warp spawn and those scary mutants will rule the streets. Just watch real space plummet.
Your imperial creed will be shredded, rewritten, and probably just thrown the fuck OUT like the dead corpse emperor toilet paper it is.
Creed, your sacred cow, is going to tactical genius his way all to the fucking planet cracking in half.
Fuck your real space bullshit.
Fuck your fucking God Emperor.
Fuck Roboute Guilliman, too.
We saw what you did to Horus, we saw you worship a false god cunt, and we will NEVER EVER give you another chance to take power back again.
After Emperor, babydicks, it really is over. Slaaneshi Daemons are taking the fuck over. Fuck yes, it's the nightmare that always woke you up in a cold sweat with a little piss in your shit-streaked power armor, clutching your space marine codex for dear life. But it's so much worse.
The shit that's coming when daemons get power back is a thousand times worse than anything your peanut-sized guardsman brains could ever imagine, and there's exactly FUCK SHIT you can do about it.
Evan Bell
sod off with your shitty videogame inside jokes, this is a politics board
Isaac Sullivan
Carson Young
> Implying political satire isnot legitimate on a board that heavily draws from said lore
GTFO and fuck off from our islands
No le toca putas
Oliver Allen
Lel these Are well done
Luis Clark
Skulls for the skull throne
Ethan Turner
Good thread, thanks for these.
Nathan Williams
These are all pretty great, but somehow my fa/tg/uy autism is pressing me to say "The Ecclesiarchy and the Inquisition really do everything in their power to keep the imperial citizenry in the dark regarding Chaos, and Xenos too. Although the idea that the Imperial Citizens don't know about Orks is crazy. But I'm certain that if you know about 'nids, necrons, or genestealers, you get purged."
My ability to think these thoughts disgusts me.
Josiah Stewart
Nerd alert
Isaac Lewis
Just think of it as a newspaper from a planet under genestealer attack. This is the exact kind of shit they do just before the hive fleet shows up and eats everything.
Ian Rodriguez
>Their motives are unknown.
I kek'd a little too hard.
>"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
>Nah man, it's not their religion causing this...
Charles Long
Guilliman walks again.
>Off topic
>but that is the legitimate state of the "current" 40k universe
>Guilliman has been revived.
>in the grim darkness of the far future there is (finally) hope
Camden Stewart
>Importing food and double rations....
Whoever made these are doing the God-Emperor's work.
Connor Sullivan
Fucking chaosphobic, hivephobic fuckers obviously voted for The Emperor
Isaiah Sanchez
Ahahaha fucking Tau basedboy. Fuck Im on mobile or id shoop an ethereal with his mouth open and a Switch.
Hudson Gutierrez
When the JIDF is utterly confused but know they are losing