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>TFW you're triggered by misinterpreting an ice cream flavor
TFW you're triggered by misinterpreting an ice cream flavor
Benjamin Williams
Grayson Stewart
How about "Mud pie"?
Robert Anderson
JUST
Joseph Barnes
>Single Mother
>Daddy Issues
>Burn The Coal
those would be better names
Carter Fisher
narrow minded and petty
Isaac Sullivan
>So with the help and encouragement of Traci Schmidley -- mother of 10-year-old Isak and 8-year-old Kaleb and teacher to 11-year-old Jayden -- they came up with what they think is an improved name for the chocolate-and-vanilla mix: "Better together."
>"When my son saw the ice cream carton, because he noticed one side was white, one side was black with the words 'Great Divide,' he was reminded of our nation's history when race relations were much more divided than they are now. He was eating the ice cream with friends and family, whose skin shades matched the different sides of the container," Schmidley told CNN.
This didn't fucking happen. How would an 8 year old be reminded of segregation while eating ice cream? White guilt faggot parents just want to cause some controversy
Nathan Gonzalez
name it 'race war'
take a side blue bell
Gabriel Sanchez
What a stupid little nigger how about instead of segregating ice cream flavors, every container is a mix of every flavor.
Aaron Martinez
To be expected from a couple who adopts two nogs just to claim they're an 'interracial family'.
Liam Sanchez
>>TFW you're triggered by misinterpreting an ice cream flavor
My mother used to call neapolitan ice cream "Napoleon".
Anthony Baker
>every container is a mix of every flavor.
Keep in mind... If you put 1 drop of wine in a bucket of shit and stir it it is still a bucket of shit. If you put 1 drop of shit in a bucket of wine and stir it it becomes a bucket of shit.
Robert Nelson
Let it melt then refreeze it
call it mulatto
Jonathan Perry
>Stay the Fuck on Your Side of the Tub, Nigger.
Owen Wilson
I'm sure the children came up with that on their own.
Ryan Roberts
Vive la glace!
Ian Flores
Sarah Sanders' face is my reaction to that headline
Matthew Wood
>adopting two niglets just to call your family interracial
These cucks should be hung
Brayden Scott
more mounting evidence that proves no one is actually oppressed in America
Isaac Myers
Why doesn't Trump drop a MOAB on (((CNN))) headquarters?
Jonathan Moore
FUCK YOU, BLUE BELL DOESN'T HAVE TO DO SHIT.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO, TEXAS INDEPENDENCE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT, THIS IS TEXAS.
Nathaniel Murphy
A poll opens asking the people to vote on a rename. Lets come up with new names for the flavor! I'll start:
>Seperate but equal
Brandon Watson
Hanged my dude.
Jeremiah Phillips
>Implying they adopted when clearly the guy let his wife get fucked by another man to have an interracial family
Owen Fisher
>tfw eating two scoops of Great Divide
Stay mad, shitlibs.
Ayden Young
I want them on my wall
Leo Phillips
This
Jason Brown
Why? Just why? Shit like this pisses me off to extremes.
Anthony Flores
Same.
Mason Ortiz
Samuel Wright
Why don't they just mix the two flavors together? Then nobody would want to buy it.
Leo Evans
My wife's son.
Christian Peterson
Hell yeah man! I'm fucking tired of people trying to fuck with my state.
Christopher Sanchez
Shaweena! Make it so!
Jayden Long
>If you put 1 drop of shit in a bucket of wine and stir it it becomes a bucket of shit.
Actually, the FDA regulates how much shit can be in food. There is an acceptable margin. Your statement is false.
Christopher Peterson
>CHOCOLATED
Christian Parker
First time CNN hasn't lied in years and it's a story about fucking ice cream.
Caleb Baker
Nathan Robinson
fat little nigger should focus less on ice cream and more on math homework
Blake Barnes
I imagine single mother would taste like cheap wine, tears, and cum
Luke Butler
what sort of flavour is "the great divide" ?
Angel Lopez
Blue Bunny>Tillamook>all others
Cameron Smith
>Actually, the FDA regulates how much shit can be in food. There is an acceptable margin. Your statement is false.
So you would drink it if the FDA said to?
Justin Clark
Call it "The Tax"
Jaxson Wilson
Ummm this is a pressing issue. Why do we even have different coloured and flavoured ice cream to begin with? We've determined that those colours arbitrarily represent different racial groups and that they would work better together! So we NEED to abolish ALL individual flavours of ice cream for one amalgamation of all flavours! How dare you savour the taste of just ONE flavour!? That's being exclusionary! And besides, mixing everything together and destroying individual flavours is a GOOD thing!
But if you were to introduce one drop of diarrhoea shit into a bucket of wine in front of a group of people, you can bet your ass that they're not going to drink it.
Tyler Barnes
Jewish slide thread. Sage all fields.
Andrew Sanders
Muh' vanilla ice cream!
Asher Morales
As an 8 year old of culture and breeding myself, I'd like to remind everyone that, even though children may lack total agency, we are not bereft of the machinations of the moral underpinnings that compose the tapestry of everyday society.
Jacob Nguyen
"Seperate but equal"
Brody Bell
Tastes like pic, that's why the jews hate it.
Juan Cruz
Kek. Nice save.
Ryan Cook
Those poor white kids must smell like shit being that close to those tar babies.
Jordan Robinson
How bout Race Riot?
Isaiah Gomez
You just know the kids didn't come up with this idea. Liberals can't even leave some ice cream tub name alone without virtue signaling some progressive point or whatever. This is why we need helicopter rides.
Blake Myers
My sides
Christian Cooper
call it coal burner's surprise and load it e coli
Landon Davis
Half of the tub is vanilla, the other half is chocolate.
It's basically Neapolitan/harlequin ice cream with the strawberry removed.
Eli Williams
with e coli
Christopher Bell
Lincoln Long
I thought we agreed that would be referred to as "multicultural eye shadow."
Juan Flores
>A group of parents want to use their kids as tools to push a political agenda
Joshua Thomas
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten your favorite. (pic related)
Grayson Howard
>Call it "The Tax"
The Taxitive
Grayson Hernandez
Carlos gets it
Julian Nguyen
Blue Bell won't do shit
Luke Gomez
>"n 1841, Albius invented a method to quickly pollinate the vanilla orchid using a thin stick or blade of grass and a simple thumb gesture. Using the stick or grass blade, field hands lift the rostellum, the flap that separates the male anther from the female stigma, and then, with their thumbs, smear the sticky pollen from the anther over the stigma."
>"invented" a technique using a stick and your finger
>"invented"
What the actual fuck??? Is the actual standard for negro "inventors" that they resort to saying that someone using a stick and their finger to do something is an actual fucking INVENTION?? Are you shitting me on this???
Luke Lopez
To be fair that's just like inventing new form or stroke for a sport.
Juan Rodriguez
Same thing with the invention of peanut butter. If I blend grape soda and fried chicken into a slurry, do I get a mention in the history books for my "invention. Also Blue Bell will give in and change the name, along with a generic "we love our diverse customers" press release, screencap this.
Tyler Myers
WTF... I love muh russians now...
Robert Flores
>If I blend grape soda and fried chicken into a slurry, do I get a mention in the history books for my "invention.
You do if it includes a pinch of codeine.
Evan Lewis
They have a strawberry/chocolate version of this called Strawpartheid so maybe these kids have a point
Leo Parker
jesus christ look at his face
look at his face
Liam Nguyen
>ice cream represents my family.
You have to realize these are deranged losers that just want attention. Nobody could be dense enough to think bluebell was describing race relations when making their ice cream. Fuck these parents and especially fuck whatever news agency that thought this was news worthy.
If bluebell caves to this and changes their name, I'll never buy another thing from them again. They will face no backlash by keeping it the same and people need to learn the universe doesnt bend to their whims.