/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION

>shots fired

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>4 calls of shots fired on christiana

>white audi, backseat passenger fired multiple rounds

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>online cards
mfbc.us/m/tvz8x

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>reckless driver
>he's changing lanes without signaling
>an uber driver

>neighbor's pitbull attacked the caller
but it's not the breed, it's how it's raised!!

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>body in the morgue there
welcome to the thread, Robert

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>the brother says [garbled] he's being held at gunpoint by unknown people

>call from kenneth, says his sister is in danger
>he got a call saying someone's in her house

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good evening.any male blacks out tonight?

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>gang members having an illegal meeting lmao

>having an illegal gang meeting

as opposed to the legal kind?

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>any male blacks out tonight?

Yep, and Male Hispanic has been busy too.

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bump

>threatening suicide
>andrea calling
>male black walking into traffic, one male following him
>caller says it's her boyfriend

>male black with a gun
>6'3, afro
>selling drugs
not too many - it's been pretty cool out, which tends to bring down the crime rate, but the night is still young. I'm looking forward to the spike in crime the hot weather's going to bring about.

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>you're going to have to wait we're out of cars

Christ Chicongo, it's not even 9:30 yet.

welcome to the thread, Robert

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welcome, Robert - things are already shaping up to be a busy night.

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>white pickup sitting the middle of the street backing up traffic
>no one inside

>music disturbance
>829 oakdale

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>domestic with intoxicated mother

>male black walking through the middle of the street
probably the same dude who was threatening to an hero

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>mcdonald's parking lot
>drunk males refusing to leave

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>drunks refuse to leave the McDonald's parking lot

MR ROJAS DINDU NUFFIN. HE WAS JUST RIDING HIS BIKE.

>Mr Rojas got a ticket
>he can't read
>din do nuffin

wow

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Evening, Roberts. Anything good tonight?

I really hope that these dispatchers know how much they are appreciated. Nobody thinks about them, yet here we are tuning in to listen to them. Keep it up dispatch :)

>caller was bitten by the neighbor's pitbull
>refused EMS

Rojas Dindu Nuffin

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>six year old hispanic girl missing

>neighborhood disturbance
>cathy's having a problem with her neighbor, she's trying to intimidate her

>neighbor's dog did bite the complainant
>refused EMS
continued from here:

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>I, TOO, LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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welcome to the thread, Roberts
best thing so far was hearing this:

>Fiyaworks goin on

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>reports of shots fired

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Slow night I guess.

>woman exposing breasts to people on dispatch

>sex offense... other at the fried chicken restaurant
>female black exposing her breasts

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crazy woman at Louisiana Fried Chicken

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>sex offense
>louisiana fried chicken
>female black 20-45 - wow
>exposing her breast to people
Robert was just there, and she left

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>reports of a person shot

Quite a few niggers getting shot last night.

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>somebody getting shot around Adams and Western

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>2 year old child injured
>unruly family members on the scene

>18 year old black male with a gun

>somebody getting shot around adams and wester
hey - it's just about that time of night when things heat up

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>10pm Chicago time
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Bring on Real Robert Hours

That's true

>suspicioius person
>intoxicated hispanic male in a garage
>trying to lure girls inside, saying "come here" in spanish, nothing further
what a wonderful night for sex crimes

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>male hispanic trying to lure in girls

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>what a wonderful night for sex crimes

Just when you thought you couldn't get any more comfy.

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just put on some Barry White and you're set

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>elderly using vulgar language

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>four males yelling at the neighbors

>attacked while walking his dog, refused EMS

>complaining about them, says their elderly, arguing and using vulgar language

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>2 shots fired, one ticket

>domestic disturbance
>male and female arguing, running in and out of the house
that image is saturated in absurdity:
>elderly male on a motorized scooter
>using a drivethru with it
>getting flashed
>his expression
>the flasher took the picture and chose to post it online

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>father and son fighting
fake and gay nogs dont have dads

>22 year old female, security guard
>she feels like she's going to fall out or pass out
weird call for the police to get

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>male black, and two other male blacks are trying to steal bikes
didn't catch if they were motorized or not

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>someone's in the house
>she's hiding in her room

>block party permit was from 8-8 and they're still blasting music

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>public masturbation

>criminal trespass
>female white, was evicted from the apartment, can't get in
>she's in the back yard

>...pitbull on the corner...
breed of peace strikes again

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>man relieving himself outside
public exposure happening everywhere tonight

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>shots fired
>2 male hispanics

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bump

>high caliber weapon fired at a black sedan
>disturbance at McD's

matches description of other call.
The plot thickens!

>shots fired
>2 males fled a bike
>westbound on 50th street
>with a high caliber weapon shot at a black sports sedan

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welcome to the thread, Robert

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>man suffering from depression
>left with a bottle of sleeping pills

>in the alley
>male beat up a female
>she's injured

>male hispanic hiding in a tree
peeping tom?

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>please don't make it any more difficult than it has to be today
sassy dispatch tonight

>Male Hispanic with multicolored clothing hiding in the tree after shots fired

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>hit and run

>56 and western
>shots fired, need ambulance
body snatcher inbound

>battery just occurred
>homeless male black just pushed a patron at a walgreens

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>person shot on Western

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>get an amberlamps

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> victims are with the Latin Kings

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i will hunt you down if you dont delete this thread Op...thank you and have a great day

>said he needed to rob McDonalds for them or they would shoot him

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>chris perry is calling
>says his brother 17 year old said some boys jumped on him, put a gun to him, and he needed to rob a mcdonalds for them
>threatened to shoot him, nothing further
that's interesting

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Thanks for the bump, friend.

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>jumped on him

This phrase comes up all the time. Is it just slang or are these niggers literally jumping on people like this was fucking Mario?

dont take my thank you as been weak...

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hang yourself nigger

trash like yourself need to be jumped

>niggas on the roof

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>caller says about 20 people outside fighting

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him be dead or not

I guess "jumped him" was too simple, so they felt the need to recomplicate the phrase in a way that was awkward and incoherent?

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no he ok

>male hispanic exposing himself

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Pilsen/La Villita checking in Roberts.

youtube.com/watch?v=RbgCP1xPa5w