What is the Jow Forums approved religion

Agnostic

Orthodox Christianity

>“Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.”
John 14:6

There is truth, and it’s Jesus, the King of Kings and Almighty Savior, the Son of God

The Bible says religion must be founded on rock. It is a metaphor meaning that religions must be founded on the truth, because it is as solid as a rock.

Jesus said, “That which is hidden from the wise and educated has been revealed unto the open minded.”

Jesus said, “People honor me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. They worship me in vain, teaching the precepts and principles of men.”

The Bible says that people who worshiped him according to the teaching, the precepts and principles of men, will hear this from God after they die: “I never knew you; depart from me.”

Chaos

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Traditional Catholicism

paganism regardless of what jew shills say. Its pagan, atheist, and agnostic.

Wotanism

As long as it's not a jewish derived religion

Jow Forums approved?
Buddhism

me approved?
Shinto

The cult of trump

The One Holy Apostolic Catholic Church.

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Paganistic theist atheism.

Poseidon

Jow Forums is a Catholic board

deff not pic related
sage

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whichever one currently lets them yell at the most browns and gays

any indo-european religion or philosophy

spic faggotry

t. faggot leaf
sage

The Georgian Orthodox Church

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>chaos magic
>posts the stalest milo meme he could find from r/the_donald
your chaos faggotry can go away. We're Catholics, and you're going to hell.

Why do I always think of a dirty, unwashed asshole whenever I see something about the Catholic Church?

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Because you're a sodomite?

>pagans
lost, sad people who dance around a stick in the forest
there are many religious with praxis, that is the teaching being passed down from master to master
for paganism all we have are their myths and legends. no rituals.

>catholicism
gay pedophile diddlers are the vicars of Christ?
>they only worship in latin--burned people who did otherwise
>jesus and his apostles preached in the language of the people, not in hebrew

Judaism/Islam
ethnocentric religions, probably not the best choice, but if you are a businessperson, judaism is good (but you have to take it seriously)

Hindu/Buddha
Very good reads. 100% must-study religions.

Your Basic Small-town Protestantism
Good ol' Jesus
No creepy shit
Probably what you are looking for in terms of religion (community)

Gnosticism

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which texts do you fancy?

Not on my *end*, so that leaves only them.

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"How do we know religion is real , if our eyes are mirrors "

- fresh prince of bel air

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The Nine Divines.

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Valis.

Ignorance

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Roman Catholicism.

Nah I worship Sheogorath, the god of memes.
t. loves kissing the feet of rapefugees

Come home white man.

Join the Cult of Mithras

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just talk to God like a person for fucksake.

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How do you practice it?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-source_religion

Yoism and some of the others in the Wikipedia article page appear alright.

I'm working on a PDF for (spiritual & scientific) transcensionism.

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I'm not middle eastern, you semite.

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C*THOLICS ARE NOT WHITE

SMELLY DUMB PAPIST SCUM

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>implying your denmnation is "orthodox" for more than slavs and greeks
Ivan, please.

Confessional Lutheranism

brofist

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All my brothers are wrong remember the
CULT OF KEK

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Islam

The Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

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Judaism. Duh.

Islam

Greedyism or Selfishnitity

/k worship the Murdercube.
kweapons.wikia.com/wiki/Glorious_Murder_Cube

...whats the national religion of kekistan?

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Any theocracy such as Islam, Roman Paganism etc. Especially Roman paganism since its pure nature is civil religion unlike Christianity which is de facto a separation from the state. Christian state or theocracy is a contradiction per se and people who preach it know nothing about the bible.

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Agnosticism (GLR) or Cosmothesism (Pierce)

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Pope and Torah 2.0

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If I went Eastern I'd choose Taoism.
Though I like Hindu's Gita and Upanishads.

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Neo-paganism.

JESUS CHRIST IS GOD

streamable.com/o28y1

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Lutheran

I’m pretty sura Mithra is another form of Mother and flamboyant homosexual Alexander made greeks shave their faces to conceal that it’s a female on these images

you dont have to specify a see
its all orthodox.

«Russian» “orthodox” church was established by stalin in 1943

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Shia Islam but Sunni's are alright too
No salafist or wahabist scum

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Christianity minus the churches because they’re all owned by Jews

My own religion which no one except me knows about. Though it is has much in common with neopaganism.

Being terrorist is not good thing.

My religion which is the exact opposite of and the two of us will do battle during the final days to see who will rule in the afterworld.

I don't know what it is about memes like this that upset me so much. Maybe it's because it validates the bugman faggots that laugh at it and then feel like they're *above* any kind of identity or opinions.

Slaanesh worship

Sola Scriptura Christianity
Only the Bible matters, people are flawed and can't be trusted with spiritual authority

Zoroastrianism

they got cucked out of existence by muslims.

What ever you want to make up and call a religion.

Its best to keep politics out of religion , let the kings rule and let the peasant go to church

New age. Created by white people, is for God. Perfect.

Accurate

National Socialism.

Any recommended reading list user?

>Aryianism will be the new global white cult...race wars soon

manley p hall

Nice, true

Already read Wisdom of the Ages or whatever it's called (skipping the unnecessary kabbalah crap)

Anything in particular?

>(skipping the unnecessary kabbalah crap)
nigger kaballah is universal knowledge

Seemed like what statfags would worship in ancient times from my brief scanning.

Any one tenant that gives it some sort of merit where others chapters don't cover, i.e the 9 = pyramid +1 shit or whatever? Seems like numbers autism bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=TuGBqrXqNXA

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youtube.com/watch?v=2ZkQElvOTCo

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youtube.com/watch?v=eGPTqS_yWQQ

Cheers, I'll give these a lookthru and draw my own conclusions

He just said Islam is better than Christianity, not that it's the best religion

muslims are absolute fucking faggots. Their arabic language emphasis stunts your brain and their architecture is shit too btw. Have fun becoming inbred and fighting your neighbours for centuries over nothing

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There could be X (109) different wrays that the kaballah could be arranged.
How do you know that this local noosphere planets current model is the correct one?
I have a kaballah book which I got 1-to-2 8ths of the way through section flipping, yet have already seen allusions to (the kaballah) in different texts, even SciFi.
However, it is (in it's present form informatic dispersal at least) somewhat wisdomic and enlightening.
Though I wonder if all/most of our wisdom and enlightenment is akin to computer hardware or software.
There are many ways an arrangement of matter and energy can compute and many more other ways an arrangement of matter and energy cannot compute.
Perhaps one day soon we'll get the metaphysical/metaphilosophical/meta-? configuration right and things will sky rocket.
Not to be (yet to be) too technopomorphic.
In B4 autism is the universal language and we're all doomed or saved because of it.

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VERY

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