AUS/POL/ FIGJAM EDITION

Evening lads.


>$35 billion warship announcement delayed as Cabinet grapples with final project details
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-24/navy-warship-announcement-delayed/9902708

>Shorten says he's not offended by Albanese's Labor manifesto speech plays down Labor split
unv.is/theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/jun/24/shorten-plays-down-talk-of-rift-with-albanese-after-labor-manifesto-speech

>Regulators still a hurdle CKI's $13b takeover bid for APA
unv.is/baka.com.au/business/companies/regulators-still-a-hurdle-cki-s-13b-takeover-bid-for-apa-20180622-p4zn6c.html

>Clive Palmer's lawsuit against Townsville Mayor Jenny Hill hits a hurdle
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-23/townsville-mayor-clive-palmer-court/9899318

>Hunt for gunmen after multiple shots fired into Hobart cocktail bar
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-24/shots-fired-into-hobart-cocktail-bar/9903658

>Darling Range by-election: Liberal Alyssa Hayden wins as Labor, Tania Lawrence concede defeat
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-23/darling-range-by-election-labor-tastes-defeat-as-liberals-win/9902556

>Migrant workers' exploitation can be fixed by unions and farmers, says expert
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-06-24/unions-and-farmers-clash-over-penalty-rates/9899820

>Record shipment of alpaca fleece to China signals new industry for Australia
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-24/record-shipment-of-alpaca-fleece-to-china-signals-industry-shift/9890826

>Australia's citizenship program should focus on Indigenous introduction, Darwin linguistics teacher says
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-06-24/australias-citizenship-program-should-focus-on-indigenous/9902086

>‘Disgrace’: Australian fans go too far
unv.is/news-mail.com.au/news/socceroos-teammates-come-to-defence-of-robbie-krus/3450180

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trips decide who wins tonight

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in what?

Abbos would have already had a space program if evil Europeans didn't show up.

now this is shitposting!

Wins What Tonight???

I blame you cunts for getting me hooked on Aussie Rules Football.
Fuck the AFL, but the sport itself is great

The right to fuck your mum bareback

Why New Zealand is not part of Australia?

It's a Chinese satelite state. Ausland isn't far behind, unless you roos cant get your arses in gear.

What's for dinner lads?

Tacos and VB mate.

Rollan

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Lamb chops and penne carbonara

fuck i love that picture

QLD WINS. Someone dies in the field

Because they're annoying.

the nostalgia

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Baked pork belly in salad wrap with a nice cold glass of water.

holy shit is that a FRESH NEW MEME? its fucking DANK

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QUEEEEEEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

It’s a draw, but someone dies on the field

Everyone dies on the field before kickoff

Not shitposting, we abbos will take back this country one day and genocide the cumskins.

Fugg

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link to a livestream?

I'm NSW, want QLD to win though. Because they are still somewhat Australian. Even if they are dick heads.

got me

why the fuck is state of origin on a sunday?

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Because rugby is irrelevant

I dunno but my old man isn't happy about it.

Just a reminder that Bill Shorten is part of the Labor "right" faction of the Labor party and Anthony Albenese is part of the Labor Left faction and that Albenese started to subtly undermine Bill Shorten.

check these NSW digits

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because they rejected our offer to join us when we federated. simple as that.

shorten was always going to get rolled before next election

it wont be albanese but it'll be a woman like plibersick

>3838
it was your best effort mate, same will probably be said for NSW tonight.

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I tried

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i met my neighbor across the street today, he just moved in. he has facial tats and tried to sell me some "rock". fml. hitler was right.

anybody got an idea on what to do with some refrozen cooked chicken? carb free recipe and wondering if it will pass in a decent stir fry? i'm on a diet.

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>Labor is full of cryptocommies
>Liberals hate the poor and Turnbull is a fucking snake
>Greens are Tumblr incarnate
>Palmer is an attention seeking faggot
What's our best option for a proper government that will give us freedom again?

Defrost it and cut it into strips. Stir fry with heaps of garlic really quick and hot, finish with oyster sauce and white pepper. Toss thru chopped red chilli mine and coriander

Libdems.

Mint, not mine.. ffs

If you don't mind low-carb instead of carb free, try this. My family loves it.
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It's good served over zucchini noodles if you have a spiralizer, or you can get some prespiralized.

AFP desu

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Australia is a joke. Fuck austrians, leafs and kiwis.

Palmer is literally trying to become Australia's Trump, but in the most unoriginal way possible.

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AND FUCK THE BRITISH MOST OF ALL. FUCK AL OF YOU NIGGER LOVERS. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN WEBSITES FUCK OFF POSTING ANONYMOUSLY ON OUR DEEP WEB FUCKING NIGGER LOVERS

>seething this much

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What kind of fuckstick starts abusing family members of a player?

Shorten is a cryptocommie while Albenese is a straight up communist. Both are scum.

Nationally significant Frigate decision delayed as politians try to work out how it can be built in SA Electorates and WA Electorates simultaneously.

Space agency logo already made.

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Y u mad tho? When did you first lurk here, amd why are you posting?

Because New Zealand wanted to give the natives rights.

Holy shit I realised I still had a joke tripcode on from earlier, my apologies everyone.

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PRAISE HITLER PRAISE TRUMP GAS THE JEWS FUCK THE ANGLOS AND JEWS AND BEANERS AND GOOKS FUCK TRUDEAU FUCK MERKEL AND FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OFF EAT A NIGGER DICK CHOKE ON IT AND DIE GO GO

>australia
>austrians

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FUCK NIGGER LOVING AUSTRIA

Roll for NSW

nice bait

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What's your favorite newspaper, cunts?

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deadlyquestions.vic.gov.au

Hop on it lads.

see pic
are there any livestreams? I've done given up on sleeping tonight, and I have to work tomorrow, so might as well watch grown men throw themselves at eachother.

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Australians, teach me your ways.

How do you manage to be liked by everyone except leaves.

#cunt

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Abbo here, happy to take questions

nice! will be doing that m8, i actually have oyster sauce from God knows when and where. but in lieu of fresh coriander and chilies i'll have to use ground melted and mixed into a small amount of olive oil or butter.
will do in a couple days- i got 2 halves of a bird. i'm short the cream and i'll i skip the zucchini fries for salad m8. cheers

i hope it's 99% "do you want the niggers removed too?"

Pravda by Elon Musk.

Salmon pasta. Mrs doesn't eat salmon skin so I get hers as well.

The LAND
>inb4 some fag says the NT news

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Lel I haven’t bought a newspaper in years

>unv.is/abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-06-24/unions-and-farmers-clash-over-penalty-rates/9899820

What a crock of shit

>deadlyquestions.vic.gov.au
It's anonymous. give us your email, name and postcode?
lol what?

2018, being surprised that rugby players are all homosexuals.

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Probably Palmer. He has the money behind him and the experience. He used to advise Joh Bjelke-Petersen so his policy will probably be aight. Just gotta hope he stops immigration.

Dont have to
I asked where my stolen generator was

What about Chris Bowen? He seems pretty switched on

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Next they go the Hopoate on each other

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ThevLabor party is for leftist shitcunt faggots
Libs have gone to shit since they shafted Abbott

Its full Katter or Shooters for me

AUASTRALIA SUCKS FAT FUCKING DICK IT IS THERE NATIONAL HERITAGE SUCKING FAG GIANT DICKS

Dunno, there's veggies in the fridge. Probably heat up a can o pasta or something.

What do you think stopping immigration is going to do?

The damage has been done for fucks sake.

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(you)

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>less than 2% of the population
>"it's over waaa"

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>The damage has been done for fucks sake.
Yeah lets just add more fuel to the fire!
Hopeless cunt ye are.

>Shooting
There was some noongar that brandished a gun at cops over here in the last week too I think...For a nogun nannystate there are a lot of them going walkabout right now.
Worthless pigs don't seem to know how to deal with this problem, just disarm the gen pop.

>HERITAGE
Being a fat 56% cunt

oh didn't see the optional part.
Is this what Daniel Andrews wastes money on instead of solving real issue?
fuck oath cunt.
this shit is great to be honest.
I asked "Is Flabba Babba Wabba Jabba Noongah back?"
awaiting a response from a 'deadly champion.'

AUSTRALIA IS ANCIENT ABORGINIE WORD FOR GAY NIGGER LOVING FAG

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baka

OK you win

Shouldn't you be in bed, Tyrone?

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americans are dumb

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>shitposting in Aus/pol/ bread
>thinking anyone will get mad
Pathetic

Natives have rights on this wank island?