Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Almost Monday Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Enemy intel - Dönermann's Discord leaked
requileaks.github.io/

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=cB4O2xo6SIk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=FWT2W8COstI
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=cTfya830TF0
youtube.com/watch?v=RmDA04PeOwI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k

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Other urls found in this thread:

zeit.de/2018/26/sachsen-landtagswahl-2019-afd
youtu.be/w5cvprDMcUo
archive.is/SCnGI
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28740249/
youtube.com/watch?v=FmkJIAxoVvc
twitter.com/AP/status/1010824182718980096
youtube.com/watch?v=NSDEeILm9Cw
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44566640
twitter.com/AnonBabble

good morning and ...goodnight :)

Good night! :D

>police report that a 52-year-old with his wife and acquaintance after the game in Rostock called "Germany, Germany" to express joy over the victory.

>the group then met two alcoholized unaccompanied refugees (18 and 22 years old), who replied "shit Germany!".

>one of the teenagers hit him with a pole against the 52-year-old's head, which injured him. The two 18- and 22-year-olds could be held by witnesses until the arrival of the police.

reporting in

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thank you, I appreciate it. Hope your weekend is pleasant.

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jesus, the happy arbeitscamp renaissance can't come back soon enough

Thx, hope yours too! Boss is not there tomorrow, means just have to wörk down my to-do list then leave earlier ;)

Told you it was the eternal Austrian all along...

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moiiin

zeit.de/2018/26/sachsen-landtagswahl-2019-afd

Putschstimmung, wa? ;)

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na klar

>Sachsen erwache, aus deinem bösen Traum....

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germans work less hours than anybody in the world.

>18 and 22 years old
>one of the teenagers
Now it's really getting ridiculous. Call them youths, maybe, but to call someone in his twenties a teenager is just idiotic.

Reverse Anschluss when?

That's only the reported hours.

>>the group then met two alcoholized unaccompanied refugees (18 and 22 years old), who replied "shit Germany!".
damn Swedes man

youtu.be/w5cvprDMcUo
can someone explain why are people clapping when this woman interrupts the moment of silence?

Because she's not letting the garbage party abuse a dead girl and derail the parliament's session in her function as vice president presiding over it.

Because they are traitors who want to see Germany destroyed and Germans killed, literally.

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Because like all commies she only wants to be associated with the so-called "successes" of her ideology, its failures are only fit to be forgotten about.

immar

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not sure some of those are crypto jewish be always prepared

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Germany isn't real, it's an Austro-Bavarishit meme to steal Prussian achievements.

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>Because they are traitors
>Because like all commies

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Semi-serious consideration:

Overton window is shifting, we all feel it. But still, many of those brainwashed into the marxist cult are too strongly entrenched in their doublethink to ever consider any other worldview despite any evidence or arguments.

Now, when we cannot get them on our side we might as well demoralize them. Blackpill them. I assume that the typical personality of the leftist (driven by virtue signaling and shame/guilt) is more susceptible to the more permanent effects of the black medicine ... doubt and defeatism among their ranks might be just what the doctor ordered.

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lel, she resigned after that

>Phrenology

We're really going there again?! :D

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fuck off Austro-Bavarishit, nobody gives a fuck about your inbred mind farts that you keep putting into post format

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Reconsidering ... you're not so wrong about the Bavarian

>tfw just looked myself in the mirror ... dat brow ridges! Full troglodyte!!

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the completed report on the state of Berlin police academy/cadets was reported on last night, after the match, a good time to bury bad news. didn't see it picked up again today either
archive.is/SCnGI

does anyone think its a problem that Berlin cops can't communicate in or understand German language?

All we miss now is the 'midget with flag and stinklines' meme ;)

>Lower Primates and Household Appliances

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By now I should consider a retaliatory strategy ... but damn, that green Bavarian! :DD

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>French baboons

;)

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lower saxony > saxony

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Where do you even get that shit from, you merry shitposter?! :D

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Ronni detected

Honestly is phrenology even bullshit? Couldn't genes that give a certain phenotype also control some factors in brain development?

I miss her lads

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The scientifically correct discipline would be 'craniology' and yes, this gives solid results. What you measure is skull shape and the imprint left by the brain's structure within the skull. This can be used mostly for evolutionary comparison and 'ethnic classification' ... and some researcher try to correlate it with actual brain phenotypes but it is mostly very rough as you can only determine differences in the size of certain brain areas. See this article, it is interesting, pic related:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28740249/

Click 'Free PMC article' to read

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youtube.com/watch?v=FmkJIAxoVvc

Savior of Europe

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>'s is halt a kreitz
Hated Bavarians ever since

Why is he wearing Shakira merch?

H-hello lads

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Come to drop some more bombs?

Wrong. It's just that german women barely work. Also our productivity is 10x higher than yours :) dont be mad sweaty

At this point Germans should be begging us to do it again

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*builds flak tower*

So what's up with this explosion, Krautfriends?

twitter.com/AP/status/1010824182718980096

But shouldn't you want the same from us?

could be a gas explosion like in Dortmund

We’ll bomb Berlin if you bomb London? Deal?

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>germans work less hours than anybody in the world.
It is bs. German employers are assholes. Essentially, if you as a German come to work at 8:30am and leave at 6pm it is counted as only 7 hrs of work because of "non-productive" times in between when you go to the toilet or drink a coffee or have lunch.

Meanwhile, Spaniards come to work at 10:30am and leave at 8pm and it counts as 13hrs, despite 3hrs of coffee and lunch and a total of 2hrs of actual work.

deal

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>Deal?
Of course, cancer needs to be removed.

What's wrong with London? Don't you have a based mayor?

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>British and German nationalists asking each other to please bomb their capital city
We live in the satire timeline God created for the lulz

I unironically support the bombing of Londonistan by the Luftwaffe.

>I unironically support the bombing of Londonistan by the Luftwaffe.
I have my doubts that our current "Luftwaffe" could get enough planes of the grounds to make a proper bombing run.

I'd rather like to shell the city with artillery

>defeat me!
>sorry, I can't

Rarely have the victim and the victor played their roles with such little skill.
The absolute state of europe...

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We both want the job done correctly!
We could ask the Americans, but you know how they love overkill, you ask for a city and half your country will be littered with unexploded bombs for the next 50 years.
Could ask the French, but they would surrender the moment the first bomb fell.

Easily fixed. Give them some Pervitin ... they then won't even need planes to fly all the way to London.

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> They are traitors who want to see Germans killed

So much this.
If we don't rise up and kill them first, then they will succeed. These traitor scum want to kill every last one of us. Hanging them for their treason is the ultimate act of self-defense.

>Kraut/pol/ on a trip to London
youtube.com/watch?v=NSDEeILm9Cw

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(I actually made pic related)

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I already saw it in some use in different threads

The average female cashier in the super market works 8 hours and then an additional 3 hours of unpaid and unregistered overtime. This is the accepted standard or your supermarket cannot compete. This is just females. Males in western societies total work hours is 11,6 times higher than females. If you are self-employed you can expect a 12+ hour day 7 days a week. Given that most germans spent their paycheck for rent, taxes, social taxes and groceries, little to no money is actually retained from work, hence why german GDP is high, but average net worth per household is amongst the lowest in Europe. Despite this our socialist workers party established 1-euro jobs (government pays the salary, you only pay 1 euro) and timed employment contracts that are not protected by worker laws. For some odd reason that same party is now losing its voters at a record rate. And we also flood our country with additional cheap labor force, because why not?

And I'm not even saying that other countries don't work as much under the radar, but this is pretty much our entire government: From crime, to education to economy, it's all faked statistics. And we gobble that shit up because of german arrogance (we can't be or have it worse than others, we are germans!). Meanwhile the french have the 6 hour day and are expected to spent 2 of those arguing politics with each other.

Woah thats what she deserves lmao.
Oh wait imagine if you type on your account that you want Films with niggers dying/getting killed.

I made pic related.

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maybe I shouldn't type that when I'm running for MP like she did

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based

What i mean is that these people need jail time , not resignations accepted .

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Sorta like what happens here. People we say we get paid a lot but fucking everything costs so much.

they should be hanged, drawn and quartered in my opinion

yep, would be a win-win

REJECT DEGENERACY
REJECT DEMOCRACY
LONG LIVE HOPPE

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>more ZDF
>Fernsehgarten
>middle-aged woman of some women's union
>"women need motivation and empowerment"
>"women don't have equal rights everywhere, especially in politics, in the economy and in society"
>"women need to team up to accomplish something"
>"in the end we [women] still need the men's support"
>YAY WOMEN STRONK
?

This is what I have to pay GEZ for.

a "win-win"

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Maybe we should ask the Polish? They would do winged hussar charges from high altitudes and only target anything brown or less. Also all your plumbing would be in the best possibly shape afterwards.

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Maybe just maybe, could he be, HIS reincarnation?

Unlikely ... he is not from the Innviertel. Could be the new Hindenburg though.

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Moin. Gibt's Wahlen bei euch oder was?

earliest next week

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>It's real
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44566640

oy vey goy, don't take my gold

Guten Tag Kraut/pol/

do you have this sketch of Merkel and Seehofer where she is drawed like a kid playing this game but instead catching migrants while crying "one more" ?

Also, we are going to make an Euro thread for the summit with the Italians if you want to take part

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do you think memes are your ally ?

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